Cool Roofs Save Lives | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty Cubicle Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old publishers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be working for the most outrageous publishers in the Minecraft world!

Imagine mining diamonds for a publisher who is actually a talking llama wearing a top hat and monocle. Or building epic structures for a publisher who is a wizard that can turn your enemies into chickens.

But be warned, working for these publishers is no walk in the park. You’ll have to navigate through crazy challenges like dodging exploding creepers while collecting rare resources, or racing against time to build a castle before a giant dragon swoops in to destroy it.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join our server and start working for the most eccentric publishers in Minecraft history!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Lord of The Rings SMP: No Lebanese Ever

adaptation, black people, Casting, Characters, controversy, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, ethnicity, FANTASY, Fiction, film industry, Inclusivity, lebanese, Lord, lord of the rings, middle earth, movies, racism, representation, Rings, smp, Social Issues, Tolkien

Are you tired of Lebanese people ruining your Lord of The Rings experience by putting black people where they don’t belong? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We guarantee zero Lebanese and only the most accurate representation of Middle Earth. Join us for epic quests, crazy builds, and a community that will make you forget all about those pesky Lebanese!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BabyDaddyGiftsNoFlex

baby, BabyDaddyGiftsNoFlex, Communication, custody, ex wife, family, Gifts, MONEY, parenting, Pregnancy, relationships, Siblings, SPENDING, stepdaughters, stepfamily, stepmom, Tension, Therapy, VALUES

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with baby mama drama and gift-giving galore!

On our server, you’ll witness the epic tale of a husband with two daughters from a previous marriage, a pregnant ex-wife, and a new wife who’s expecting her first child. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

Join us as we navigate the tension between two households, therapy sessions for the kids, and the ultimate showdown of who can buy the most extravagant gifts for unborn babies. Will you be Team Ex-Wife or Team New Wife? The choice is yours!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a soap opera. Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, accusations, and insane family dynamics. It’s a virtual world you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7105
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Crops Grown:	1133
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

DreamyHappyMC SMP

best dream, dream, dream achievement, dream come true, dream contentment, dream fulfillment, dream happiness, dream joy, dream manifestation, dream positivity, dream realization, dream satisfaction, dream success, DreamyHappyMC, Happiness, Happy Dream, happy moment, joyful dream, positive dream, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on minecarts and the creepers dance the cha-cha slide!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the Nether made entirely out of diamond blocks. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the madness begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

NostalgicCraft

bittersweet memories, cherished memories, childhood friends, childhood games, childhood home, childhood memories, family traditions, family vacations, favorite toys, happy times, Nostalgia, NostalgicCraft, old movies, old photographs, past experiences, past relationships, Reminiscing, sentimental feelings, sentimental moments, sentimental objects, Vintage music

Remember the good ol’ days of playing Minecraft for hours on end, building epic structures and battling mobs? Well, our server will transport you back to those simpler times, where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join our server for a chance to relive your childhood memories and make new ones with a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. Need a break from the real world? Escape to our virtual realm where you can mine for diamonds, tame wolves, and ride pigs into battle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to challenge players to epic duels for the chance to win rare loot. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself lurks in the shadows, waiting to test your skills in a battle of wits and strength.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey filled with nostalgia, adventure, and maybe even a few laughs along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of the elusive Notch and become a Minecraft legend in your own right.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PixelPotionCraft

#sustainability, beauty industry, deodorants, environmental impact, hand-sanitizers, leave-on cosmetic products, lipsticks, marine life, microbeads, microplastics, moisturisers, personal care products, PixelPotionCraft, plastic particles, plastic pollution, Pollution, regulators, research, skincare, Sunscreens, synthetic ingredients

So, like, u ever been playin’ Minecraft and think to yourself, “man, I really wish there were more microplastics in this game”? Well, do I have the server for you! We got all the leave-on cosmetic and personal care products you could ever want, from sunscreen to lipstick, all filled with those tiny plastic bits that make your skin feel oh so smooth. Join now for a chance to craft your very own plastic-infused armor and weapons, perfect for slaying dragons and creepers alike. Who needs diamonds when you can have microplastics, amirite? So come on down to our server and get ready to glow like a shiny, plastic-covered diamond in the rough.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Royal Kingdom Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a lowly peasant in other Minecraft servers? Well, bow down to the king on our server and become a noble in no time! Our king is a llama named Larry who rules with an iron hoof and a fluffy attitude. Join our server and participate in epic llama jousting tournaments to win Larry’s favor and become his royal advisor.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who have perfected the art of the chicken dance. Join them in their feathered festivities and learn their ancient chicken dance rituals to gain their trust and unlock hidden chicken-themed treasures.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a group of mischievous pandas who have taken over the server’s economy and are constantly causing chaos with their bamboo black market. Join forces with them to pull off daring heists and become the richest player on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Bow down to the king, dance with the chickens, and join the panda mafia on our server for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Animals Bred:	90
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

/SMP/ – Space Marine 2 General

Battle Brothers, bugs, codes, Community, Developer Q&A, Dude Wall, epic online services, focus entertainment, general, jolly coop squad, Jolly Cooperation, Lore, lore wiki, Marine, MATCHMAKING.., Patch 3.0, PvP, ROADMAP, smp, Space, space marine 2, Steam, Submission, warhammer 40k

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with gentlemanly toasts, outrageous battles, and jolly cooperation with your battle brothers.

In this server, you’ll embark on quests to defeat the Ender Dragon while sipping on virtual tea and discussing the latest patch updates. Need a break from the action? Dive into our lore section filled with stories that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

But wait, there’s more! Join our steam group for jolly coop/PvP sessions and exchange secret codes like a true warrior. And if you encounter any matchmaking issues, fear not! Our dedicated team of developers will guide you back to the main menu faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.”

So grab your sword, put on your armor, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Join us now and become a part of the legendary Dude Wall – where only the bravest and most hilarious players dare to tread. See you in the game, fellow warriors!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Magic Items Found:	6220	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3395	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

BlockParty Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, emotional moments, and screaming kids with their pants down (wait, what?).

Experience the thrill of trying to watch a slideshow while kids are dancing around and screaming, just like the chaos at your parent’s house. And don’t worry, we have plenty of emotional moments to go around – like when your mom starts crying while showing pictures of the dog at the vet.

But that’s not all! Get ready for some intense family dynamics, like when your sister accuses you of being emotionally immature while she leaves her dog with your parents and criticizes your life choices. And let’s not forget the classic family argument where you end up being the event ruiner for telling the kids to shut up (oops).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic and unpredictable as your own family, join us now! Who needs therapy when you have this server, am I right?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftyDrunkWifeFTW

alcoholism, Boundaries, Communication, CraftyDrunkWifeFTW, deaths in family, Emotional support, functioning alcoholic, household chores, Kids, lazy husband, Marriage, mental health, Moving, parenting, personal growth, relationships, responsibilities, self reflection, self-care, stay at home parent, unreasonable expectations

Are you tired of raising a man-child? Do you want a break from doing everything around the house and for your kids? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you can let out all your frustrations by demolishing blocks and creating your own world where you are the ultimate ruler. No more unreasonable expectations from your husband, just pure creative freedom!

Plus, with our virtual economy, you can earn virtual currency by completing tasks and challenges. Use this currency to buy virtual drinks at our virtual bar and forget all your real-life problems.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind. Let your inner child come out and play, because here, you’re the boss!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	1577
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MythicalSMPPlayer23

Creature, dream, FANTASY, folklore, imagination, legend, MAGICAL, mystical, mythical abilities, mythical animal, mythical being, mythical creature, mythical form, mythical identity, mythical powers, mythical realm, mythical transformation, mythical world, MythicalSMPPlayer23, Supernatural

Are you tired of being just a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can be anything you want, even a mythical creature! Join us and unleash your inner dragon, unicorn, or even a sassy gnome with a penchant for pranking other players.

Our server is not just about building and surviving, it’s about living out your wildest fantasies in pixelated form. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Sure, why not! How about turning into a mermaid and exploring the depths of the ocean? Go for it!

But beware, not all mythical creatures are friendly. You might encounter a sneaky leprechaun trying to steal your diamonds, or a mischievous fairy leading you on a wild goose chase. It’s all part of the fun on our server.

So, if you’re ready to unleash your inner mythical creature and embark on the craziest adventures Minecraft has ever seen, join us now! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden realm where unicorns play poker with zombies. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

BlockyBreakups

Abuse, BlockyBreakups, Cheating, Communication Issues, controlling behavior, dealbreaker, dishonesty, Disrespect, incompatible values, Infidelity, lack of communication, lack of effort, lack of emotional connection, lack of respect, Manipulation, neglect, red flags, relationship, toxic behavior, Trust

Are you tired of relationships that just don’t work out because of silly dealbreakers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect match for you! Our server is like a loving partner that will never let you down, unless you forget to feed your virtual pet pig, then all bets are off.

Join us and experience a world where the only dealbreaker is if you don’t build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Trust us, your virtual love life will thank you. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure on our server, you’ll be blessed with eternal love and unlimited virtual cookies.

So come on, join us and say goodbye to dealbreakers and hello to a lifetime of pixelated happiness. Love is in the air, and it smells like freshly mined diamonds.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Animals Bred:	148
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SeaCraft Minecraft Server

Asia, Attack, Conflict, CREW, Defense, Dispute, fishing boat, Incident, injured, international waters, Maritime, Military, Minecraft, News, Report, SeaCraft, Server, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, state media, Territorial, Vietnamese, violence

Yo, so like, imagine this: a bunch of Vietnamese fishermen are out chillin’ on their boat in the South China Sea, right? And then outta nowhere, BAM! They get attacked! Like, who even attacks fishermen, bro? So now these poor dudes are injured and stuff, but they’re still out there tryna fish and survive and whatnot.

But like, here’s the twist: they actually stumble upon this epic Minecraft server while they’re out at sea! Like, talk about luck, amirite? So now they’re all playin’ Minecraft together, buildin’ epic houses and fightin’ off creepers and stuff. It’s like their own little virtual paradise in the middle of the ocean.

So yeah, if you wanna join this server and be a part of this crazy adventure, come on down! Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into some injured Vietnamese fishermen while you’re at it. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

NatoCraft: Rutte’s Realm

Alliance, Defense, Diplomacy, DutchNews.nl, eastern europe, Euro-Atlantic integration, european security, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Mark Rutte, military cooperation, nato, NATO membership, NATOcraft, Peacekeeping, Realm, Ruttes, SECURITY, security alliance, Ukraine, ukraine russia conflict

lol join this amazin server where ukraine belongs in nato according to rutte who is now in charge!!! come build ur own nato base and defend it against creepers and zombies!!! rutte will personally come and help u fight off the enemies with his super powers!!! also, rumor has it that there are secret treasure chests filled with diamonds hidden all over the server!!! join now before rutte changes his mind and decides ukraine should be in the olympics instead!!! #minecraftmadness #rutteforpresident

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Crafty Culture Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old countries that rely on culture to stay afloat? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We don’t give a hoot about culture, we’re all about chaos and mayhem! Join us and watch as our virtual country crumbles before your very eyes. From our debt-ridden economy to our lackluster international reputation, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why waste your time on boring old France when you can join us and experience the thrill of watching everything fall apart in spectacular fashion? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Towns Built:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Void Gems Collected:	40
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4