Cool Roofs Save Lives | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blocky Peen Palace

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yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Quantum Time Warp – Minecraft Server

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lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where time goes backwards and u can undo all ur mistakes? well, this server is like that but in real life! we got quantum physics experiments happening left and right, finding evidence of negative time and stuff. join us and u can be a time traveler in minecraft, going back to fix all the times u fell in lava or got blown up by a creeper. it’s like living in a sci-fi movie but with blocks and zombies. come join the fun and mess with time on our server, it’s a trip you won’t forget!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

DeadPurge: Where even the Creepers can’t resist dancing to the beat of the Bedrock!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival
Mode	Hard
Add-ons	Reallight Reimagined for offhand torches
Days Old	500+
Ender Dragon Defeated	1 time
Community Size	Small (looking to expand)

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Can I join the server?

A: Yes, please send your discord username to the server owner.

Q: What can I build on the server?

A: You can build whatever you want, as long as it’s not too close to someone else’s build.

Q: How many players are currently on the server?

A: Usually it’s just the server owner and 1 other person, but they are looking to expand the community.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Blocky Cock Rating Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand the struggles of having a small inventory? Look no further, because on our server, we understand that penis dysmorphia is a real issue that affects many players. Join us for a chance to expand your inventory and show off your massive loot to all your friends. Don’t let your pixelated manhood hold you back any longer – join our server today and let your loot grow to epic proportions!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

North Carolina Needs Help Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build a house and mine some diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save North Carolina from a zombie apocalypse! That’s right, the fate of the entire state rests on your blocky shoulders. Join us and fight off hordes of undead mobs while also building epic bases and forming alliances with other players. Who knew saving a state could be so much fun? So what are you waiting for? Join now and show those zombies who’s boss!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

ExBrokeUp4Stupidity – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of getting dumped for ridiculous reasons like “you breathe too loudly” or “your pinky toe is too small”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and build a world where your ex’s crazy breakup reasons don’t matter because we’re too busy fighting off zombie pigmen and building giant statues of Nicolas Cage. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, your ex will mysteriously get stuck in a never-ending loop of getting hit by lightning every time they try to log on. So come on, join us and leave your ex in the dust (literally, because we have a lot of dirt blocks).

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CraftyTruthsMC

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up!

Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the universe, like why creepers explode or why villagers trade emeralds for useless junk. Our server is like the Oracle of Minecraft, giving you the absolute truth to any question you ask. Want to know why diamonds are so rare? We’ve got the answer. Curious about why pigs can fly in the Nether? We’ve got the scoop.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary players who have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded and built entire cities out of nothing but dirt blocks. Join us if you want to be part of a community that is as wild and wacky as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown with the absolute truth of Minecraft’s craziest secrets!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Emeralds Found:	7639
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Ores Mined:	1482

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CreeperCult: ‘Abandoned by Iran’

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Yo yo yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come join our server where we have Hezbollah supporters running wild! They’re all like, “Everyone has abandoned us and now Iran has, too” but who cares when you’re having a blast in Minecraft, am I right?

Join us for some crazy adventures with our Hezbollah crew, building epic structures and battling it out with other players. Who needs allies when you’ve got a squad like this? Plus, you never know what kind of mischief they’ll get into next!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and chaos on our server. Who knows, you might even become an honorary member of the Hezbollah supporters group! Just watch out for those TNT traps they like to set up… it’s all in good fun, right? 😜🔥🎮

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

ChorusSMP

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Come and join us on our brand new Boxsmp server! Community run, and not P2W as most servers are. Bunch of different features like Box, Dungeons, Kitpvp, Events. “Technoblade never dies.”

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

🔥ZANNCRAFT.RU🔥 – ZANNPASS❗️ Minecraft server

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The owner of the server “ZANNCRAFT.RU – ZANNPASS” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magic Items Found:	4479	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

ISO SMP: Where adults play Minecraft like grown-ups, but end up building giant pixelated toilets anyway!

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ISO SMP Overview

Features	Description
Community	18+ community looking for active players
Chest Locking	Plugin with signs to lock chests
Invisible Item Frames	Shift-right clicking to make item frames invisible
Player and Mob Heads	Obtain player and mob heads
Deathchest	Feature to retrieve items upon death
Vein-miner	Ability to mine entire veins of ore
/home Command	Convenient home teleportation command
Shops with Custom Economy	Economic system for player shops
Server Availability	24/7 server operation
Custom Armor Stand	Unique armor stand customization
Mini-blocks	Small decorative blocks for building

FAQ

What is the age requirement for the community?

The community is for players aged 18 and above.

Can I lock chests to prevent others from accessing my items?

Yes, there is a plugin with signs that allow you to lock chests.

How do I make item frames invisible?

You can make item frames invisible by shift-right clicking on them.

Is there a feature to retrieve items upon death?

Yes, there is a Deathchest feature for this purpose.

What is Vein-miner?

Vein-miner allows you to mine entire veins of ore with ease.

How do I set a home location?

You can use the /home command to set and teleport to your home location.

Are there player-run shops with a custom economy?

Yes, the server has player shops with a custom economic system.

Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is not allowed on the server.

How can I join the server’s Discord community?

You can join us on Discord by following this link: https://discord.gg/W8kAVQJECz

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Star Shards Collected:	102

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Savage Kiwis Minecraft Server

cannibals, Colonialism, cultural appropriation, Cultural traditions, discrimination, Diversity, HAKA, Identity, indigenous culture, KIWIS, Maori, Minecraft, new zealand, Performance, prejudice, racism, savage, Savages, Server, social norms, Stereotypes, tribal dance, white men

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as a pack of Kiwis doing the haka? Look no further! Join our server and unleash your inner savage with epic battles, insane builds, and maybe even a little bit of cannibalism (just kidding, we don’t condone that). So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. Join now and show those Kiwis who the real savages are!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Crafty Steve’s Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a rollercoaster ride on steroids!

Join us for epic adventures like hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon while riding on the back of a giant chicken, or building a house out of nothing but diamond blocks because why not?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

ChunkyLoveCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all body types and dreams! Are you tired of being judged for gaining a few virtual pounds? Look no further, join us and let your blocky belly hang free!

Imagine a world where your model body is appreciated, even if it’s just made out of pixels. Our server is a safe space for all shapes and sizes, where you can be a model one day and a potato the next – no judgment here!

Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re giving up on your dreams by enjoying a good ol’ blocky burger or two. We support your right to have a gut and still be fabulous!

Join us and let your virtual body positivity shine through. Who needs abs when you have a diamond sword in hand? Let’s build a world where everyone is beautiful, inside and out – one block at a time!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	29

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

ZombieApocSurvivor – Minecraft SMP

Communication, community support, emergency preparedness, escape plan, first aid, food storage, Long-term Survival, medical supplies, mental resilience, Minecraft, Physical fitness, post apocalyptic world, self defense, shelter building, smp, strategic planning, Survival, survival skills, teamwork, weapons training, zombie apocalypse, zombie outbreak, ZombieApocSurvivor

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is not just your average survival world, it’s a place where you can test your zombie apocalypse survival skills in a virtual setting.

Imagine this: you log in to the server and suddenly you’re surrounded by hordes of zombies. Your mission? Survive, build shelters, and gather resources to fight off the undead. But be careful, because there are also other players trying to take you down and steal your loot.

But that’s not all! We have special events where you can team up with other players to take on massive boss battles, like fighting a giant zombie chicken or a mutant creeper. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

So if you’re looking for a unique and thrilling Minecraft experience, join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate zombie apocalypse!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Cursed Statues Activated:	2