Cool Nerds Window Peeing Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boundaries, Cool, cool nerds, Ethics, Minecraft, NERDS, office environment, Peeing, Pervs, privacy, Professionalism, Respect, SECURITY, smp, smug attitudes, social dynamics, social norms, Stereotypes, tech industry, tech workers, Technology, WINDOW, window peeing, workplace behavior, workplace culture

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with window-peeing, “security” pervs with smug attitudes? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where tech workers have transformed from cool nerds to hilarious pranksters!

Picture this: Instead of building boring old houses, players are creating giant statues of their favorite memes. And forget about mining for diamonds, we have a secret underground disco full of treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots!

But that’s not all – our server is protected by a team of llama bodyguards who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wild and wacky community.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Alien Abductions:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Void Armor Forged:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Love Letters Sent:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Buildings Constructed:	31
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Dreamerz Network is one of the best and the fastest growing networks available with 5000+ members. Our server has no lag, 24/7 online, 2 gamemodes which are LifeSteal & Survival, and much more! We literally have everything you can be looking for, Try us today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Void Armor Forged:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Love Letters Sent:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Star Shards Collected:	228	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Towns Built:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Crops Grown:	9128	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	1698	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Zombie Dances:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Dimension Hops:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	184

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Farms Harvested:	743
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Star Shards Collected:	104	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

PokéLeague is a unique way to experience the existing pixelmon genre in an entirely different way, we provide story-based driven content as well as plain survival pixelmon as you are used to with many cool, unique, exciting features and amazing builds to go along with that made by our building & development team.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Zombie Dances:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Towns Built:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Crops Grown:	6423	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Farms Harvested:	561	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.