Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with window-peeing, “security” pervs with smug attitudes? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where tech workers have transformed from cool nerds to hilarious pranksters!

Picture this: Instead of building boring old houses, players are creating giant statues of their favorite memes. And forget about mining for diamonds, we have a secret underground disco full of treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots!

But that’s not all – our server is protected by a team of llama bodyguards who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wild and wacky community.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 108/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted: 31 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
Volcanoes Explored: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Zombie Dances: 8

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Pikacore

    Pikacore

    IP » pikacore.sedexcraft.com Website » https://www.sedexcraft.com Discord » https://www.sedexcraft.com/discordPikacore is a server meant for more advanced Pixelmon players. It features a more challenging gameplay than your average Pixelmon server with slower leveling, item lose on death and no easy training methods.» Features: • Ultra Space / Nether / End open to all players • GTS • No Fall Damage • PokeHunt • Events • Friendly Community • Friendly Staff

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Zombie Dances: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sakura Realms

    Sakura Realms

    Ever wish Mojang would add simple things to make survival minecraft better? Sakura Realms adds quality of life features to slightly enhance vanilla minecraft gameplay and make your experience more enjoyable!We are on the latest version and support crossplay Bedrock and Java players! | Our IP is ms.sakurarealms.netSome features we have are: * /back: Return to your death point or your most previous location at any time. * Swim with horses: Horses can travel over rivers and oceans. * No Crop Stomping: Crops will not trample when walked on. * Control Phantoms: Ability to turn on or off phantomsand so much more. Join discord.sakurarealms.net to learn more!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 21
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7699 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sunny Survival

    Sunny Survival

    Sunny Survival exists to simply give Minecraft lovers a place to play together. We have:– A fantastic player-driven economy system that allows you to create your own shops to sell or buy items from other players, or simply just trade with players within the community. – A small but friendly community – Lag-free gameplay – Pets! Always have a companion with you! – Simple, vanilla Minecraft.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 30 Epic Quests Completed: 23
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 5809
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Alien Abductions: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CastiaMC

    CastiaMC

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Falling into the Void: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Runes Activated: 6 Wilderness Tamed: 7
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CCNet

    CCNet

    CCNet Nations is a geopolitical sandbox on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth!• ESTABLISH YOUR LEGACY: Stake your claim to the world and join a town. Form a nation, navigating the treacherous waters of diplomacy and warfare to survive and expand.• MASTER THE ART OF WAR: Design and build over 20 types of naval, ground and aerial vehicles to assert dominance over the skies and seas. Engage your foes in sieges that involve intense vanilla combat, artillery and guns.• INDUSTRIALIZE AND PROSPER: Improve your productive capacity using dozens of machines and supply goods to fuel your war machine, or become a peaceful trader ferrying items across the world.• CREATE, TRADE, OR CONQUER: Whether you are a builder wanting to build a beautiful city, PvPer looking for combat or roleplayer interested in running a nation – there is a place for everyone in Nations.• COMMUNITY-FIRST EXPERIENCE: Collaborate, compete, and create stories. In Nations, player-driven politics and narratives make the world turn.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 30
    Zombie Dances: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2591 Vanishing Structures Built: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vanilla Europa

    Vanilla Europa

    IP: mso.vanillaeuropa.comJava-Bedrock Crossplay Enabled! 1.20With Semi-Van Vanilla Europa’s main objective with Semi-Vanilla is to provide Minecraft players with a multiplayer experience as close to Vanilla Minecraft as possible, while carrying out anti grief measures, not allowing griefers and looters to wreak havoc on friendly users.Community The Vanilla Europa Community has been growing since November 2018, when the server first launched. Since then, the server has enjoyed many new events and player groups and public creations.Plugins The plugins in this semi vanilla server are designed to not intrude upon the Survival/Vanilla aspect of Minecraft while also providing a griefer-free and streamlined friendly community experience. We utilize GriefPrevention in order to stop grief. Chest Shop and Mob Head plugins are to add more fun and convenience for the survival experience on the server.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 49 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Magic Wands Crafted: 11 Chimeras Created: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Grand Theft Minecart

    Grand Theft Minecart

    The most played Grand Theft Auto in Minecraft server. IP: org.gtm.networkFeatures: * Use our 35 custom weapons; from shotguns to snipers, all unique to GTM * Realistic resource pack * Drive custom vehicles; from cars to tanks, and even planes * Join a big community, with gangs and multiple languages * Own your own penthouse apartment in our custom-built map * Enjoy our frequent, large updates as we make the server even coolerHop into the city of MineSantos, Sanktburg or New Mineport, loot chests full of awesome gear, and kill anyone who stands in your way. Be careful though, there are police roaming the streets, and they do not like murderers! As you level up, gain access to more and more powerful weapons and vehicles, and purchase a wonderful apartment or house to store all your stuff. Join a Gang, or make your own, and become the Crime Lord of Los Santos. At Grand Theft Minecart the opportunities are limitless.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Emeralds Found: 1926 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PokeSaga

    PokeSaga
    We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10 Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://pokesaga.org/modpack

    If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokesaga.org/

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Gods Slained: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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