Cool Nerds Window Peeing Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boundaries, Cool, cool nerds, Ethics, Minecraft, NERDS, office environment, Peeing, Pervs, privacy, Professionalism, Respect, SECURITY, smp, smug attitudes, social dynamics, social norms, Stereotypes, tech industry, tech workers, Technology, WINDOW, window peeing, workplace behavior, workplace culture

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with window-peeing, “security” pervs with smug attitudes? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where tech workers have transformed from cool nerds to hilarious pranksters!

Picture this: Instead of building boring old houses, players are creating giant statues of their favorite memes. And forget about mining for diamonds, we have a secret underground disco full of treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots!

But that’s not all – our server is protected by a team of llama bodyguards who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wild and wacky community.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	644
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mines Excavated:	3973
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Endless Legions Commanded:	43

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Crops Grown:	3749	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Emeralds Found:	8769	Mines Excavated:	1441
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Buildings Constructed:	36	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Villages Defended:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	184
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Emeralds Found:	5821	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Love Letters Sent:	18
Dimension Hops:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	7837

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.