Cool Nerds Window Peeing Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boundaries, Cool, cool nerds, Ethics, Minecraft, NERDS, office environment, Peeing, Pervs, privacy, Professionalism, Respect, SECURITY, smp, smug attitudes, social dynamics, social norms, Stereotypes, tech industry, tech workers, Technology, WINDOW, window peeing, workplace behavior, workplace culture

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with window-peeing, “security” pervs with smug attitudes? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where tech workers have transformed from cool nerds to hilarious pranksters!

Picture this: Instead of building boring old houses, players are creating giant statues of their favorite memes. And forget about mining for diamonds, we have a secret underground disco full of treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots!

But that’s not all – our server is protected by a team of llama bodyguards who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wild and wacky community.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Chimeras Created:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Divine Spears Created:	28
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Void Armor Forged:	15

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Ores Mined:	2035	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1424
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	196
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	971080
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Villages Defended:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Star Shards Collected:	263	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Crops Grown:	1865
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Void Gems Collected:	34
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Love Letters Sent:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	339263
Towns Built:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3904
Alien Abductions:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!