Cool Nerds Window Peeing Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boundaries, Cool, cool nerds, Ethics, Minecraft, NERDS, office environment, Peeing, Pervs, privacy, Professionalism, Respect, SECURITY, smp, smug attitudes, social dynamics, social norms, Stereotypes, tech industry, tech workers, Technology, WINDOW, window peeing, workplace behavior, workplace culture

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with window-peeing, “security” pervs with smug attitudes? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where tech workers have transformed from cool nerds to hilarious pranksters!

Picture this: Instead of building boring old houses, players are creating giant statues of their favorite memes. And forget about mining for diamonds, we have a secret underground disco full of treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots!

But that’s not all – our server is protected by a team of llama bodyguards who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wild and wacky community.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	4629	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	New Chunks Explored:	249187
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3327	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4191
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Villages Defended:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.