Cool Nerds Window Peeing Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boundaries, Cool, cool nerds, Ethics, Minecraft, NERDS, office environment, Peeing, Pervs, privacy, Professionalism, Respect, SECURITY, smp, smug attitudes, social dynamics, social norms, Stereotypes, tech industry, tech workers, Technology, WINDOW, window peeing, workplace behavior, workplace culture

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with window-peeing, “security” pervs with smug attitudes? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where tech workers have transformed from cool nerds to hilarious pranksters!

Picture this: Instead of building boring old houses, players are creating giant statues of their favorite memes. And forget about mining for diamonds, we have a secret underground disco full of treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots!

But that’s not all – our server is protected by a team of llama bodyguards who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wild and wacky community.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Runes Activated:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Farms Harvested:	274

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mines Excavated:	2162
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Enchantments Applied:	233	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PartyRealms

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

IP Address: partyrealms.comDiscord: https://discord.partyrealms.com/ Website: https://partyrealms.com/ Rules: https://partyrealms.com/rules/PartyRealms is Minecraft reimagined. A fully modified experience that aims to enhance Minecraft through rebalancing many systems and adding many more!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

DifferentCraft Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

DifferentCraft is a Minecraft Survival server bursting with custom features, striving to be one of the best Towny servers out there! DifferentCraft runs on a custom built machine which is hosted at a Tier-1 data center to guarantee you the smoothest experience possible!We run a bunch of custom-made plugins so you’ll never get bored! You’ll find custom items and crafting systems at your fingertips, a rank progression system that grants you new perks while climbing the ranks! Some other things you’ll find are a brewing plugin that adds 60+ custom brewing recipes, a modified version of Slimefun to offer over 200 new items with lag free gameplay, MythicDrops and so much more!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Cubiverse

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

We are a non-profit vanilla Minecraft server that never resets and is always 100% EULA compliant. We never sell ranks and we offer a unique anarchy experience. /-/Server Rules/-/ 1. Do not cheat or hack in the server. Cheating includes exploiting game mechanics, using a hacked client and anything else that takes away from the multiplayer experience. Only mods that don’t give an unfair advantage are allowed on the server. 2. Do not spam. 3. Do not advertise. 4. Do not lag the server. 5. Alts are not allowed on the server. 6. Do not exchange in-game items for value outside Minecraft.Server-IP: cubiverse.online Server Version: Java 1.20.2Join our Discord to get whitelisted – https://discord.gg/FdJQVkcky3

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

6b6t

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

6b6t is a survival Minecraft anarchy server with no rules, no punishments, no limits where players can do whatever they want in a world that can support 1000 players connected at the same time without any waiting lines. The server also has /tpa and /home for more active gameplay. Hacking and griefing is allowed, just like everything else. 6b6t seed is the same as 2b2t seed: -4172144997902289642IP: play.6b6t.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.6b6t.org Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Evolved Survival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Zombie Dances:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Cherry Blossom SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Cherry Blossom was created to give players a feeling of progression and accomplishment while staying simple and close to vanilla, while offering a variety of plugins that enhance the minecraft experience such as /sethome, /tpa, /rtp, chest/door locks, and /rest. We have constant updates and active staff! Simple spawn! You wont find a massive useless spawn city that contains a few rule signs. Come give us a try! NEWEST UPDATE: Board games! Come play chess, checkers, uno, tictactoe, connectfour, and more! NO P2W EVER – EULA FRIENDLY DONOR OPTIONS 1.17.1 Survival –Server Shop and Player Shops | Buy and sell to make money. -Money from Mobs | Earn money by killing mobs! -Player Economy | Server shop is limited so buy/sell from other players! -Unique Items | Obtain super rare and unique items. -Ranks | Rank up to earn new permissions and cosmetic pets! -Towny | Rank up to be able to purchase and manage your own town! -mcMMO | Progress your character and level skills -Gravestones when you die that even tell you coordinates!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ores Mined:	1570
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Sky Blossom

Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Vanilla

Welcome to Sky Blossom!A fresh new Skyblock server with an emphasis on being community driven and casual!There are a number of plugins on the server but the main ones that will affect your experience and gameplay are:ChestShop CrazyCrates ProCosmetics IridiumSkyblock Jobs Reborn …and more to come!The server IP is SkyBlossom.mcjoin.me

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Nomifactory by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: nomi.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Nomifactory CEu port Modpack > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Canada near USA border.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Farms Harvested:	122

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Cube-Nation.de

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Cube Nation – The server with the feel-good effectStill looking for a Minecraft server with a great, German-speaking community? Then you are exactly right with us!With its well thought-out and constantly developed concept, Cube-Nation offers you a Minecraft gaming experience that you won’t want to miss any more. Together with the players, we have developed one of the friendliest Minecraft servers in German-speaking countries since 2011. The community not only includes the competent server team, but of course also every single Cube Nation player! Because it is the community that makes the server what it is today – namely a server with the feel-good effect!Main server – city build with resident and farm worlds On the main server you can freely choose your own building area in the specially generated landscape, where you enjoy absolute protection from griefing. You can decide for yourself which other players should receive building rights. If you no longer have enough space, we will be happy to help you expand your property!To keep the resident worlds pretty, there is a mining world that is reset regularly. As a result, there has been no map reset of the resident worlds since the server started in September 2011! This way you will be able to admire your buildings again many years later.Discover the Cube Nation network! In addition to the main server presented with a focus on city build and survival, we also offer other servers. There is a freebuild vanilla survival server, a creative server, the Acid Island server and an event server. You can easily switch between servers and the chat is also visible across servers.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Simply Vanilla

Hardcore, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Simply Vanilla!Simply Vanilla is focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay, though we also incorporate a few lightweight plugins. Playing with friends is easy with basic teleport commands, and one sethome makes the vanilla experience more favorable. We pride ourselves on our tight-knit, kind community and are super welcoming! We have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join. We try our best to do monthly events with chances to win exclusive prizes. Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family! Check out our website for more information: simplyvanilla.coRules: Check out our rules at simplyvanilla.co/rules

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Project AZOTH

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

The AZOTH Network is a growing community project that features a faithful but wholly unique Pixelmon MMO based on the Pokmon series games as well as a handful of other Minecraft servers that aim to combine the best of both series. It has been in the works since 2011. While the project has gone through many different phases and servers since its humble beginnings, it finally began to take shape in 2020 after making its way back to the original community that started it all and rebranding into what it is today.We strive to provide a definitive experience that pulls in ideas from all the best places, without resorting to Pay-2-Win practices that so many other communities have fallen prey to. ABSOLUTELY NO LOOTBOXES, CRATES, GAMBLING, MONEY-GRUBBING OR MICROTRANSACTIONS WHATSOEVER! Our experienced staff aims to keep the environment as fair and balanced for each and every player as possible; the era of P2W Pixelmon servers and PokeMMO knock-offs ends with us.-Fully-Featured Pixelmon Adventure Map -Adventure through Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, Kalos, Alola, Galar, and beyond! -Origins-Style Gym scaling that alters a Gym Leader’s Team based on your party strength and number of Badges. -Interconnected world woven together with areas from the unreleased Spaceworld Beta. -Shadow Pokmon storyline in the Orre region from Colosseum. -CustomNPCs with tailored scripts for item storage, usable TM Cases, Game Corner games, and more!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magic Items Found:	6331
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Megga-CRAFT

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ores Mined:	3192
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	44

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.