Cool Nerds Window Peeing Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boundaries, Cool, cool nerds, Ethics, Minecraft, NERDS, office environment, Peeing, Pervs, privacy, Professionalism, Respect, SECURITY, smp, smug attitudes, social dynamics, social norms, Stereotypes, tech industry, tech workers, Technology, WINDOW, window peeing, workplace behavior, workplace culture

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with window-peeing, “security” pervs with smug attitudes? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where tech workers have transformed from cool nerds to hilarious pranksters!

Picture this: Instead of building boring old houses, players are creating giant statues of their favorite memes. And forget about mining for diamonds, we have a secret underground disco full of treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots!

But that’s not all – our server is protected by a team of llama bodyguards who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wild and wacky community.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Potions Brewed:	174
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	2092	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Meteorites Collected:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MineFrost Network

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MINEFROST NETWORKIP: play.minefrost.net ___________________________________________________________WE ARE OPENING NEW TYPE OF SERVERS! – VANILLA SKYBLOCK – CUSTOM SURVIVAL – CUSTOM BEDWARS – ANARCHY SKYLANDS – EXTREME HARDCORE AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

DemonsLand Season 3

Economy, LifeSteal

Demons Land is A Public Lifesteal Server. By Playing here You can Enhance your Lifesteal Experience.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Buildings Constructed:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Towns Built:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MCSugars

Economy, Survival

MCSugars is a survival server based on a diamond economy, with loads of cool features including land claims, pwarps, chest shops, crates, marriage and more

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MitoloskaSLO

Economy, Survival

Slovenian survival server because you start as a servant and can become a GOD! Come and join! more in the video: https://youtu.be/nIFqOfCyZBU

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2329

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

NiftySMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MythriaNET

Cross-Play, Economy

Mythria.NET – Your CityBuild network [1.8.x – 1.19.x]

__________________________________________________________________Welcome to Mythria.NET, Glad you found us here! Info: For voting you will receive a gift on our server.__________________________________________________________________

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Dragon Eggs Found:	5481
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Buildings Constructed:	48
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

AxolotlSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the AxolotlSMP!We are a dedicated server that is willing to be the server that goes above and beyond to give you the true vanilla SMP experience. We have some of the most custom features that you will ever see!▪ 1. Dungeons: Enter the dungeons and slay the commanders of each dungeon and earn loot along the way ▪ 2. Vanilla Gameplay: We’re bringing Vanilla back! Play your favorite game Minecraft but with additional twists and more! ▪ 3. Weekly Events: We have fun, engaging and exciting gameplay every single week! You’ll never get bored! ▪ 4. Storyline: Join and expierence an ongoing storyline. Meet new characters and new locations! ▪ 5. Custom Structures: Find large castles in the wild and loot them or make it your base! ▪ 6. Balanced Economy: Our economy is built to last! Years of experience ensuring that you’ll have fun! ▪ 6. Professional Staff: Our staff members are the best. No more abuse or unfair treatment! ▪ 7. Custom Everything: Everything is made by our team! Our plugins, artwork, builds, and models are all custom!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Enchantments Applied:	107	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	432	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

ShatteredVanilla

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, Survival

ShatteredVanilla is a awesome server with multiple gamemodes such survival, hardcore gamemode coming soon, and more awesome gamemodes! we have awesome developers and staff to make your gameplay awesome. We have a cool discord where we host giveaways and events! We even host weekly crystal, sword, pot, cart, and elytra pvp events weekly too! This is a awesome server to meet new friends team up and make server ruling empires to try get ready for the end event every 4 months. We have cool ranks, insane builds, good pvp, and a awesome community for you to play with.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Towns Built:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftyMynes

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Join us at CraftyMynes, We are a 100 percent Vanilla Server with great staff and Strong Community! Using all the newest features of Minecraft we have created an exceptional survival experience with TP/SetHome, arenas, parkour, and serverAI.Raiding and Griefing are: Allowed! Mob Griefing is: Enabled!Play on our Server: myne.fun Check out our Forum: https://forum.craftymynes.comWe always use the best hardware with many optimizations: Ryzen 7 5800X Watercooled 64GB ECC RAM 2TB NVMe RAID 1.0Gbps

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CrafterLife

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

You are dead. WHAT? Yes, I know it’s shocking to us as well, but you are dead. HOW? You should be more careful when crossing the road. Truck-kun is everywhere. You wake up in a place with ultimate freedom! Endless exploration! This is your Crafting Afterlife. Welcome, to CrafterLife. CrafterLife is a NO-LAG fun server with friendly players! We don’t police the players here, we believe you can take care of yourselves with the right tools. Protect your land from being griefed with land claims. Someone said something you don’t like? Ignore them with /ignore ! We hope you’re as excited to be here as we are to have you. Enjoy your stay!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Zombie Dances:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

World of Eldin

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Founded December 10th, 2010 We do not Tolerate CheatersHackers. Flight, speed, or x-ray will get you banned. We do allow Mini-map. The World of Eldin is not a very easy place to excel. You have the choice to just live off the land out in the wilderness, try and amass enough money to have your land protected, or go the cheaper route and buy land in a city. Our money is iConomy based, and our virtual currency is called Trade-Bars, with Bits used as coins or change. These Trade-Bars are used to buy a multitude of items from player shops and server shops or to buy a variety of land choices for you to build on. After purchasing a plot of land, you will earn yourself a title. Your first title will most likely be Gentry 100 wild tiles or Villager 100 city tiles. Titles are how you get yourself known around the World of Eldin, and they each come with some server responsibilities of their own.Griefing in Eldin is frowned upon, but if you live in the unprotected wilderness expect it City life is so much easier. You can make money by selling certain items to shops, or to other players. Maybe even get hired to perform a job for someone Living in a city or on any protected land will protect you and your precious items from those nasty griefers. With time invested in our server you will soon see your small plot begin to grow into a town, flourish into a hamlet, and evolve into a great thriving empire. Ruled by YOU Declare war, control trade, fight monsters, or spend some time with friends. If you’re tired of visiting servers that disappear over night, give us a try. We have been around for over 8 years and will hopefully be around for a long time to come. Hope to see you there

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	8655	Falling into the Void:	0
Animals Bred:	54	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.