Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with window-peeing, “security” pervs with smug attitudes? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where tech workers have transformed from cool nerds to hilarious pranksters!

Picture this: Instead of building boring old houses, players are creating giant statues of their favorite memes. And forget about mining for diamonds, we have a secret underground disco full of treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots!

But that’s not all – our server is protected by a team of llama bodyguards who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wild and wacky community.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 110/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Holy Grails Found: 3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 5
Mines Excavated: 4284 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

New Minecraft Servers

  • With UneasyVan

    With UneasyVan

    Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4296 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Divine Spears Created: 20
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12
    Magic Items Found: 5737 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Anarchus

    Anarchus

    Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 New Chunks Explored: 919061
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 19 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Mines Excavated: 4647

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SlimeCraftSMP

    SlimeCraftSMP

    ►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Hotdog Water

    Hotdog Water

    The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Carpour

    Carpour

    Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Villages Defended: 15
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Dimension Hops: 6 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Golden Galaxy MC

    Golden Galaxy MC

    GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 17
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Divine Scrolls Written: 18

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PixelBallers

    PixelBallers

    Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Farms Harvested: 587
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Happy-HG Network

    Happy-HG Network

    Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 New Chunks Explored: 288294
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Alien Abductions: 0
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PixelEarth.Ro

    PixelEarth.Ro

    Minecraft Server ( Earth -> 1.18.x – 1.20.x NON PREMIUM ) – Kits – Quests – Free rewards – Events – Giveaways – much more

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 21 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 18

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • StoneBlock3 by CraftersLand

    StoneBlock3 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Hosted in Data Center > FTB StoneBlock 3 modpack

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 15 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Farms Harvested: 884 Rune Stones Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • XanthaCraft

    XanthaCraft

    We stride to create a positive and friendly gaming environment. Our network consists of 4 current servers to play on!  KitPvP, Bedwars, Survival, and LifeSteal! We are always added Content so Please Join our discord to get the latest News and Updates! We Provide 24/7 Uptime, No Lag, and Active Staff Members! We hope you enjoy our Network, if you’d like to support XanthaCraft please donate in the store! Thanks for playing!Current Working Up To Date Server Gamemodes Lifesteal BedWars Survival KitPvPGamemodes Soon to Come! Prison SkyBlock FactionsIf you’d like to Support XanthaCraft Leave a review

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 16 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Ores Mined: 3248
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 15
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Orange

    The Orange

    Embark on the exciting world of Survival Ultimate: epic adventures, beloved pets, customizable vehicles, intense PvP zones, an impressive range of weapons and solid protections. Design your own plots and explore stores full of treasures. Additionally, a unique tool allows you to capture mobs. What are you waiting for to join?

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 19
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Divine Spears Created: 13

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Stormy Lagoon

    Stormy Lagoon

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Ores Mined: 3463 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WildCraftMC

    WildCraftMC

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Crops Grown: 1437 Divine Scrolls Written: 6
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 8 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Mines Excavated: 3964 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VolcCraft

    VolcCraft

    Pixelmon Reforged [9.1.3] VolcCraftBoosted Days • Player Gyms • Custom Shiny Starters • Custom Texture Pokemon • Free Play-Time Ranks/Rewards • GTS • Player Market • Pixelmon Plushies • Biome RTP • Trivia • Vote Crates • Frequent Key Giveaways • And Much More! •NEW: Build Contest going on NOW until April 16th for prizes!Boosted Days: Friday: Legendary DaySaturday: Shiny DaySunday: HA DayTuesday-Wednesday: Bosses Days

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 333 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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