Cool Nerds Window Peeing Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boundaries, Cool, cool nerds, Ethics, Minecraft, NERDS, office environment, Peeing, Pervs, privacy, Professionalism, Respect, SECURITY, smp, smug attitudes, social dynamics, social norms, Stereotypes, tech industry, tech workers, Technology, WINDOW, window peeing, workplace behavior, workplace culture

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with window-peeing, “security” pervs with smug attitudes? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where tech workers have transformed from cool nerds to hilarious pranksters!

Picture this: Instead of building boring old houses, players are creating giant statues of their favorite memes. And forget about mining for diamonds, we have a secret underground disco full of treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots!

But that’s not all – our server is protected by a team of llama bodyguards who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wild and wacky community.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	133
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	12

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8612	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Enchantments Applied:	122	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

AquaSmp

Survival

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Emeralds Found:	9270	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Potions Brewed:	117	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	238
Alien Abductions:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Kicklex

Survival

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	907
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	843
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

From Minepur

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Unrealtactical

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This Is The Official Server Of The Youtuber CoolGunner. UnrealTactical Is Back In Full Strenght As A Part Of The MC Server Network. UnrealTactical Also Has Unofficial Support For Bedrock Clients!!!!! **Please Note: Bedrock Clients Must Use Port 19132** Currently Is Hosts: – Survial Cool features -SkyblockComing Soon: – Zombies -Minigames – Prison – Kitpvp – Factions

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

XCraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

XCraft Survival is celebrating 10 Years of providing a nice escape! Since 2013, we’ve been working hard to create a server that allows you to play with ease. We’re all about the old-school survival experience, with a few fun twists! From custom enchantments and tweaked crafting recipes to fighting Herobrine and using Flight Feathers, you’ll find your niche!We are a play-to-win server, the only way that you’re going to get farther than anyone else is by putting in the work, which means NO P2W. Our ranks are purely cosmetic, letting you earn everything you have in-game with our Perks system. You can upgrade yourself to have more set homes, player vaults, portable workstations, and more!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	342	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	310	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

TitoCraft #Forever

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

TitoCraft is a Minecraft server made for players. Our main objective is to satisfy the community. Our game modes are unique and different from any other server, 100% customized by our team. “Too good to be true”? Come and see! Game Modes: – Survival / BedWars / Skyblock / OneBlock / Parkour– Easy and affordable savings – Customized menus and commands – An innovative store menu – VoteParty / McMMO / Jobs / Daily Challenges and Monthly Challenges / Minigames AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Laoco

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Looking for a fun friendly active Minecraft community to be apart of? Look no further! Server Info: always latest • All Inclusive server. • Staff monitored Grief and Theft Plugins • semi vanilla survival server • Greylisted – We keep out the trolls. So come check us out,

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	36

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.