Cool Nerds Window Peeing Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boundaries, Cool, cool nerds, Ethics, Minecraft, NERDS, office environment, Peeing, Pervs, privacy, Professionalism, Respect, SECURITY, smp, smug attitudes, social dynamics, social norms, Stereotypes, tech industry, tech workers, Technology, WINDOW, window peeing, workplace behavior, workplace culture

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with window-peeing, “security” pervs with smug attitudes? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where tech workers have transformed from cool nerds to hilarious pranksters!

Picture this: Instead of building boring old houses, players are creating giant statues of their favorite memes. And forget about mining for diamonds, we have a secret underground disco full of treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots!

But that’s not all – our server is protected by a team of llama bodyguards who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wild and wacky community.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

LoverCraft Network

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

This server is Loverfella’s Minecraft server. 1.19.2 Survival! Daily Updates Daily events with YouTubers! Even LoverFella himself!Expect anything from Daily events ran by admins to event held by Loverfella himself for videos on his youtube channel.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Dimension Hops:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Hyskies Network

Skyblock

Hyskies is a Minecraft server that was launched back in 2019. We have years of experience hosting fun, popular, and unique servers! Join us today to see what we have to offer!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Mines Excavated:	3182	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	16

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

The Fahr Realm

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thank you for taking the time to read this. In July of 2016 I set up this server for my friends and I so we could have fun together. We have Towny for land protection, Mcmmo for an RPG-like feel , Infernal mobs with loot for a real challenge. Vehicles like planes and cars. Guns and explosives for extended combat along with many many custom enchantments for you to enjoy. There are no pay to win elements either, so everyone is on the same playing field.When you first join, you will spawn in a white room, our rules are there. Then in the next room you will meet two villagers, these villagers will help you make your starter kit. Unlike other servers – you get a choice in what you get for your starter gear! The last room has additional information for you before you depart to the wilderness. Be careful out there and make sure to take a bed with you as we have a sleep voting system to skip the nightI really hope you can come online and enjoy what I’ve worked so hard on 🙂 -Vk

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Enchantments Applied:	89	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PlanetBrunei

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

Hey guys! Make sure to check PlanetBn Server out! IP: mc.planetbn.com Web: www.planetbn.com Lag Free 24/7 Online CRACKED SERVER!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Disorbs Skyblock

MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock

Welcome to Disorbs, an awesome Server with amazing people! Here you can bring your friends or make new ones and begin your new journey or, if you would rather, by yourself. Come and join the server today to have fun!Features: 1.18+ Skyblock Free /Fly Ore-Gen mcMMO Custom Enchants (Engrams) Spawners Server Crates and More…

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Cavetale

Economy, PvE, Raiding, Survival

Who are we? We are a Minecraft community invested in exploring new gameplay ideas to be integrated with vanilla Minecraft. On Cavetale, you can play the way you want. Play the core vanilla game, undisturbed. Progress in our custom made skills system with its extensive talent tree. Build a city together with the rest of the community and let our custom made convenience features assist you. Take your friends on an exciting monster raid or other hosted regular events.Who are you? You have a passion for Minecraft and are looking for a server to call your new place to be. One that has many years of history and many more to go. Where a functioning and welcoming community is held higher than the quick mini game fix. You like to discuss existing features with us and suggest new ones. Ideas are always welcome as we make our own plugins. If any of this describes you, then look no further. We want you to come play with us.Our team is a curated staff of plugin developers, event hosts, and moderators. Together we are fostering a friendly and welcoming community. We do our utmost to maintain a functioning and meritocratic economy where effort is rewarded. We designed a comprehensive ruleset and plenty of tools to ensure nobody gets to cheat or spoil your fun.Game modes: Our network offers first and foremost the Home world where you play in survival mode. Here, you claim land to make your base, towns, farms, or anythin else. All worlds share a currency which is earned in-game and is needed to grow claims and trade with each other. We have a dedicated Mining world which resets once a week so that resources never run out and the Home world stays pristine. Furthermore, you can plan your builds on our creative server.Home World with claims and homes Mining World (resets once a week) Economy, Market World and Auctions Mass Item Storage for easy inventory management (Active Development) Skills System with unlockable Talents (Experimental) A streaming bot letting you watch the server any time Regular Hosted Events like dungeons, competitions, or mini games

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Valkycraft

Survival

This is a survival custom server where you can find different types of biomes, many trades, custom mobs and skills with our texture pack that will improve your gameplay.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Trexy

MCMMO, Survival

What is trexy?A survival OP, with custom enchantments, skills, custom menus, warps, protections, custom objects, etc.Why should I join?There are millions of servers, this one may have some things that others don’t, if you want to play you can enter and enjoy, the staff is always willing to help you.¿Es pay to win?It is not pay to win, all the best is farmable and if you want to buy range or things for real money, it is cheap.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Cloudrealms

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Skyblock Adventures, where the sky is the limit and your creativity knows no bounds! Dive into the ultimate skyblock experience where you’ll embark on an epic journey to conquer challenges, build your own thriving island, and forge new friendships along the way.Features:Custom Skyblock Experience: Our server offers a unique and customized skyblock experience designed to provide endless entertainment and challenges for players of all skill levels.Island Creation: Start your adventure by creating your own island from scratch. Build towering structures, expansive farms, and intricate landscapes to make your island truly one-of-a-kind.Economy and Trading: Engage in a dynamic player-driven economy where you can buy, sell, and trade resources with other players. Build your wealth and expand your island empire through smart investments and shrewd trading strategies.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dimension Hops:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Alien Abductions:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Rapid Skies

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

A new released standard Minecraft Skyblock server, Includes Minions, Crate keys, Mob coins, Spawners and more! Feel free to come and stop by to join us in this adventure! Server versions above. Now with £/$ 100 IS Top!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

AmaruGamma

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to AmaruGamma! A server in which we have a Towny Chill and a community that will welcome you with open arms, currently we already include Quests, Skills, Mobs and Custom Items and much more to come! We also have Bedrock compatibility! What are you waiting for? Join AmaruGamma! Host located in Chile Bedrock Compatibility IP JAVA: amarugamma.holy.gg IP BEDROCK: santiago2.holy.gg Puerto: 25565English: AmaruGamma is a Minecraft Towny server for players who speak Spanish. It also features quests, skills, mobs, and custom items, with much more yet to come! AmaruGamma is hosted in Chile, and its cross-play support makes it possible to join from both Java and Bedrock. Bedrock players can join the server using “santiago2.holy.gg” as the IP and “25565” as the port.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

RoyaltMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

RoyaltMC is in an incredible phase!!Currently, the REVEX Server is active – 1.20+ The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each worldCome adventure with us!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Dimension Hops:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Raspberryboat // Survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Raspberryboat An unique 1.20 survival experience.Survival: An enhanced survival experience. – Land claiming – Leaderboards – Unique voting events – Custom currency – Quests – Tasks – Jobs – Skills – Pet shop – Cosmetics – Endless fun

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	40

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Copper Valley MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Copper Valley MC, a small, adult-only survival server focused on providing a chill, stress-free experience after a long day of class or work. There are a couple plugins that alter game-play in a fun and fresh way. Mobs are leveled, so as you venture further from spawn, the more health and attack the mobs have. Protect your land with Towny, and forge alliances with neighboring towns. MCMMO provides a comprehensive skills system to level up your player. Create chest shops to sell your items and set a warp so others can visit. Tired of survival? Take a break in the skies on your very own Skyblock island!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Zombie Dances:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Vindicterra

Earth, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Vindicterra – Unleash your Minecraft adventure on our Custom 1:300 Europe Map! Immerse yourself in a realm of unparalleled excitement with our one-of-a-kind features:Custom Factions Plugin: Forge alliances, wage epic battles, and conquer territories like never before! Our unique Factions experience adds a strategic layer to your gameplay, where power and diplomacy reign supreme.Custom Economy: Amass wealth, trade with fellow players, and dominate the economic landscape. Our tailored economy system brings a fresh twist to the game, offering endless possibilities for entrepreneurial minds.Custom Items: Discover a treasure trove of exclusive items meticulously crafted to enhance your Minecraft journey. From powerful weapons to awe-inspiring artifacts, each item is designed to elevate your gameplay to new heights.Custom Resource Pack: Immerse yourself in the beauty of our bespoke resource pack, tailored to complement the grandeur of our 1:300 Europe Map. Every detail is carefully designed to deliver a visually stunning and unique Minecraft experience.Server IP: play.vindicterra.net: Join the adventure now! Embark on a quest across the vast lands of Europe, where every decision you make shapes the course of your destiny. Unleash your creativity, build mighty fortresses, and engage in epic battles on Vindicterra!Don’t miss out! Join us at play.vindicterra.net for an unparalleled Minecraft journey filled with conquest, camaraderie, and customization. Vindicterra awaits – Claim your place in the grand tapestry of our custom-crafted world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115
Players Killed by Monsters:	7222	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.