Cool Nerds Window Peeing Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boundaries, Cool, cool nerds, Ethics, Minecraft, NERDS, office environment, Peeing, Pervs, privacy, Professionalism, Respect, SECURITY, smp, smug attitudes, social dynamics, social norms, Stereotypes, tech industry, tech workers, Technology, WINDOW, window peeing, workplace behavior, workplace culture

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with window-peeing, “security” pervs with smug attitudes? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where tech workers have transformed from cool nerds to hilarious pranksters!

Picture this: Instead of building boring old houses, players are creating giant statues of their favorite memes. And forget about mining for diamonds, we have a secret underground disco full of treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots!

But that’s not all – our server is protected by a team of llama bodyguards who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wild and wacky community.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Ores Mined:	9394
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Divine Spears Created:	29	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Alternative World

Survival

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragons Tamed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Potions Brewed:	47	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Enchantments Applied:	225

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Secret Passages Found:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Divine Spears Created:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Emeralds Found:	2444
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Void Armor Forged:	22	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Villages Defended:	17	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Lava Rising

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Looking for a thrilling and competitive Minecraft mini-game? Look no further than Lava Rising! Battle to death against other players while trying to survive as the lava rises around you. When you join the server, you’ll enter one of the elevators and be teleported to the game itself; you will receive randomized items that match the biome you’re in, such as blaze rods in the nether or elytras in the end. Craft armor and weapons to defend yourself and be the last one standing. Once you’ve completed the game, return to the lobby with your newfound items and sell any extras for totems, gapples, and other valuable items. And if you’re looking to upgrade to netherite, head to the nether to collect random items until you obtain netherite ingots. Parts of the lobby can move, it is designed unlike any other server, you will just have to see for yourself. Join Lava Rising now for a competitive and thrilling Minecraft experience.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	New Chunks Explored:	255851
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Obtain the Grain OTG

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

SERVER IP: play.otgmc.com – We use a custom resource pack on OTG that requires you have OPTIFINE downloaded and installed before joining. – Resource pack includes: 500+ Unique Item/Weapon Textures; which includes, 52+ Armor Textures, 15 Custom Elytra’s, 12+ Custom Hats. – 9 Unique Themed Islands to explore and loot. Each Island has 2-5 Points of Interests for fast travel with a dungeon to delve into that has a boss at the end and a mine to gather resources from. – NPCs with Leveling/Daily Quest’s and a Main Adventure Quest. – /Rankup system to make your kit equipment stronger. Climb through 15+ ranks! – Attribute system, the longer you stay alive the more your attributes climb. – Mines for resources. (Building and breaking of blocks is limited to mines and plots.) – Dynamic /shop in Spawn Kingdom, prices fluctuate!- Player Plots for Rent in spawn and on every island! – PvPvE, 1 Safezone per Island. – Custom Monsters/Bosses with unique drop tables. – Loot Chests (Crafting of most items is disabled, you’ll have to loot!) – Built in economy with an emphasis on a player market. – Use /guild to party up with friends!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Emeralds Found:	7547	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Gamerland

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Gamerland, a survival server that offers a unique and challenging experience for players who are looking for something different. Similar to an SMP, Gamerland offers a vast open world where players can explore, build, and survive. But unlike other servers, Gamerland is packed with plugins that completely change the game’s strategies and goals.One of the most significant features of Gamerland is the custom structures and items with strong abilities and drugs. These items are rare and valuable, and players can sell them for points, which is the currency used on the server. Points can be used to purchase a wide range of items, including custom gear, weapons, and tools that can help players survive in the harsh environment.Players with cracked Minecraft can play on the server, and there are teams that players can create and officialize. Official teams receive in-game bonuses such as protected areas, which can be an excellent way to stay safe from other players who might be looking to steal valuable items.Another exciting feature of Gamerland is the jobs that players can complete. These include the Bank Heist and the Drug Laboratory Robbery, which offer players a unique challenge and the chance to earn valuable points.Overall, Gamerland offers the best gaming experience for all players, whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the game. With custom structures, unique items, and exciting jobs to complete, there’s never a dull moment on this survival server. So join us today and start your adventure in Gamerland!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

RealmWars

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the RealmWars Minecraft server! Never pay to win, always friendly.RealmWars is a friendly and welcoming community that offers a unique Towny experience. With a focus on player-driven economy, roleplay, and friendly competition, we aim to provide a fun and immersive experience for all players. Features: – Towny: Build and expand your own town, join a nation, and compete for resources and territory. – Economy: Participate in a player-driven economy and trade with others for goods and services. – Jobs: Join a job and immerse yourself in the world of RealmWars! – McMMO: Adds new mechanics and features to the game, including a skill system, special abilities, and unique experiences for players.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Zombie Dances:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!