Cool Nerds Window Peeing Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boundaries, Cool, cool nerds, Ethics, Minecraft, NERDS, office environment, Peeing, Pervs, privacy, Professionalism, Respect, SECURITY, smp, smug attitudes, social dynamics, social norms, Stereotypes, tech industry, tech workers, Technology, WINDOW, window peeing, workplace behavior, workplace culture

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with window-peeing, “security” pervs with smug attitudes? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where tech workers have transformed from cool nerds to hilarious pranksters!

Picture this: Instead of building boring old houses, players are creating giant statues of their favorite memes. And forget about mining for diamonds, we have a secret underground disco full of treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots!

But that’s not all – our server is protected by a team of llama bodyguards who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wild and wacky community.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

The Goons

MCMMO, PvP, Towny

A minecraft server with mcnmo and land claim, compatible up to 1.8We’re a server with many things to do like survival, mcmmo and other stuff like land claiming. We support versions as old as 1.8. May be older.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Ores Mined:	6263	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Gaudium Middle School

Cross-Play, Factions, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Factions Unleashed: Establish your faction, recruit loyal members, and claim your piece of the vast, open world. Engage in epic faction wars, strategic alliances, and diplomatic negotiations as you strive to become the dominant force on the server.Not one for Fighting? Set your PVP to off and collaborate with other peaceful players diving into the heart of survival multiplayer with a meticulously crafted world rich in resources, challenges, and surprises. From dense forests to treacherous caves, every corner of our server is teeming with opportunities for resource gathering, exploration, and survival.Embark on a journey where the balance between cooperation and competition shapes the destiny of the world. Join us at Gaudium SMP and become a part of a community that celebrates the essence of both factions and survival multiplayer in Minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CoolKidzTable

Factions, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Embark on an adrenaline-fueled odyssey in our Hardcore Minecraft Server, where every heartbeat echoes with the thrill of danger. Forge your empire in the crucible of survival, where the sun-kissed days give way to treacherous nights teeming with unseen perils. Remember, you possess only three lives – a precious trinity that stands between you and the abyss.In this relentless RPG adventure, alliances are forged and shattered, and your mettle will be tested against the ruthless wilderness. Navigate the shifting landscapes, each step resonating with the echoes of untold dangers and untapped wonders. Traverse vast hills and unearth the secrets concealed within the unexplored biomes that beckon with the promise of both fortune and peril.Engage in a dance of risk and reward as you trade with rival factions or embark on daring raids to seize their spoils. The line between predator and prey is blurred, and every encounter is a high-stakes gamble. The thrill of the chase, the clash of steel, and the pulse of the unknown set the stage for an immersive experience.But beware, for in this unforgiving realm, death is an ever-present specter, and your lives are a finite currency. The choices you make, the battles you wage, and the alliances you forge will shape your destiny. Will you rise to legendary heights or succumb to the relentless forces that seek to claim you?Enter the Hardcore Minecraft world, where survival is not just a game – it’s a heart-pounding, high-stakes adventure that will test the limits of your skill, courage, and cunning. Are you ready to embrace the challenge and write your own tale of conquest and survival? The countdown begins, and the shadows await your every move. May the odds be ever in your favor, and may you carve a legacy that withstands the sands of time. Good luck, and may your journey be as perilous as it is rewarding!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Gemora

Cross-Play, Survival

A Power gems server! We have magic! Costom world generation! Disclaimer: Powergems plugin was never ment to be like bliss smp please do not mistake!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	New Chunks Explored:	936762
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Farms Harvested:	987

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

ReignSMP

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ReignSMP – Where Survival Thrives!Embark on the ultimate survival adventure in our immersive multiplayer Minecraft server – a haven for daring adventurers and crafty survivors! Join ReignSMP and experience survival like never before, where every decision you make shapes your destiny in a vast and untamed world.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

DoomieMcDoomMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Come enjoy the new community, friendly to all ages!Well developed server with a great economy and land plugins!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

GCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

GCraft stands as a bastion within the vast Minecraft community, offering an immersive survival experience that’s as pure as it gets: fully vanilla, fortified with formidable anti-cheat functionalities, and upheld by a thriving, welcoming community. Nestled within the expansive landscapes of Minecraft, GCraft beckons players seeking an authentic, unadulterated survival journey.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2625	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	41

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Sunrise Network

Earth, Hardcore, MCMMO, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

What Are We? SunriseMC is a server that has been in the works for many months now, but has finally come to release. (1.1.2024). This server has a few notable plugins like TownyAdvanced, JobsReborn, and AuctionHouse. However, we have put a large list of plugins and add-ons together that may not be as well known that have built our system from the ground up.What Is Our Idea? Our idea is to create a towny server that isn’t like anything that currently exists for premium Minecraft users, while also having a respectable atmosphere for people of almost all ages to hang out and play. From every block that we place, to every place we create, we make sure that everything that is created is fun, and inviting for everyone.How Do I Join? So, we have noticed some issues when it comes to people joining the server. This is due to the position of the servers hardware and the inability to host the server with better means, which means that player’s pings will be normally high. We are hoping to be able to fix this issue as soon as we can, but sadly will have to just work with it for the time being. If you notice that the Play.Sunrisemc.net IP does not work, please try our U.S IP, which is Fun.Sunrisemc.net. If you still cannot join, please hop onto our discord server (found below) and let us know so we can try to get you onto our server!Have Any Questions? Just come on over and we will be happy to answer all that you have!Discord: https://discord.sunrisemc.net

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MineFun

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

Step into a Minecraft adventure like never before on our Hardcore Server, where survival isn’t just a challenge – it’s a thrill. Picture this: custom crates, each holding the promise of something extraordinary. From game-changing gear to exclusive cosmetics, these crates add an exciting twist to your journey, making every step forward a potential leap toward greatness.And here’s the kicker – an AFK pit designed not just for idle time but to reward you while you’re away. Imagine earning keys effortlessly, ensuring that when you return, there’s a treasure trove waiting for you. It’s the perfect blend of convenience and excitement, making sure your progress doesn’t halt even when life takes you AFK.But it’s not just about the loot. In our world, every action matters. The economy is finely tuned to ensure that the keys you earn hold value. Trade them for in-game currency or use them to unlock the mysteries concealed within those custom crates – the decision is yours, and the possibilities are as vast as the Minecraft landscape itself.This is a journey, and we’re inviting you to be part of its foundation. As a newly launched server, we’re not just creating a gaming environment; we’re crafting a community. Come, be a pioneer, and let’s shape this hardcore realm together. Custom crates, AFK pits, and a myriad of features await – are you ready to dive in and discover what lies beyond? Join us now, and let the adventure unfold naturally, just like the blocks in your favorite game.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SpiralGN

Cross-Play

Welcome to SpiralGN, the ultimate destination for players seeking the thrill of Minecraft’s Op Gens experience! In the vast and ever-evolving world of Minecraft, SpiralGN stands out as a server dedicated to taking resource generation to a whole new level. At SpiralGN, we’ve crafted a unique and engaging Minecraft experience that centers around the art of overpowered generators (Op Gens). Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky realm, our server offers something for everyone.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Crystal Cove SMP

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Beast Smp

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

A very great server owned by a idle single owner which has many features in the smp like trade, auction house, shop, leaderboard, etc if not joined join now!! It’s also a crossplay server so poket edition players can also join

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Lotus Cove

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Come play MInecraft with us at Lotus Cove! We’re a Java server, 1.20.2 fairly new world, lots of unexplored places for you to build in! **server on hard **all are welcome! **Land claims **Public XP farm **Silk spawners **Player shops **Diamond economy **Player heads **Marriage Mart, Cosmetics— no griefing — no stealing from claimed land — no hacking — no toxic behavior

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Crops Grown:	1430
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

camellot

Vanilla, Whitelist

Camellot CommunityWelcome to Camellot, a community with a nice team. Our server runs on version 1.20.1 and uses a minimum of plugins that do not affect the game too much. We are among the so-called Semi-Vanilla servers.What we offerBoth original and non-original Minecraft players can join. We offer you an active admin and moderator team, hourly and local backups using the CoreProtect plugin.Peace and relaxation playingWe are able to track down, punish and restore all damages to their original state, from the destruction of blocks, the theft of chests to the slaughtered animals. All this with a guarantee of two months from the expiry of the grief.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

LU7 Creative

Creative, Parkour

Join LU7 Creative – Your Dream Minecraft Server!Why join LU7 Creative?> Unleash Your Creativity: No more pay-to-win nonsense! Build and create without limits on our unique, custom-made server!> Endless Plots: Start with a MASSIVE 300×300 plot, and when it’s full of wonders, get another one! No limit to your creativity! > Mind-Blowing WorldEdit: Enjoy (almost…) unrestricted access to WorldEdit commands with a generous 100,000 block change limit! > Everything’s FREE: No stores, no paywalls! All players have access to EVERYTHING without spending a cent!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!