Cool Nerds Window Peeing Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boundaries, Cool, cool nerds, Ethics, Minecraft, NERDS, office environment, Peeing, Pervs, privacy, Professionalism, Respect, SECURITY, smp, smug attitudes, social dynamics, social norms, Stereotypes, tech industry, tech workers, Technology, WINDOW, window peeing, workplace behavior, workplace culture

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with window-peeing, “security” pervs with smug attitudes? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where tech workers have transformed from cool nerds to hilarious pranksters!

Picture this: Instead of building boring old houses, players are creating giant statues of their favorite memes. And forget about mining for diamonds, we have a secret underground disco full of treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots!

But that’s not all – our server is protected by a team of llama bodyguards who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wild and wacky community.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Sovereign Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Merging a real economy with the digital world of Minecraft with the power of lightning.Imagine a Minecraft world where you can create and build up your own town, city, or nation. Fight in action-packed wars, become a trade empire, and create alliances. Run your own tavern or shop, join a military, become a politician and move up the ranks in a nation all while using and utilizing Bitcoin for everything you do.Prefer the Vanilla experience? We also have an SMP world with claims.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Towns Built:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Kimucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

//GRAND OPENING// KIMUCRAFT h a r d c o r e Java and Bedrock served 24/7 1.19+ 0 LagWe have: ◾Dungeons◾Revive◾MobsOP◾Tombs◾Ranks◾Jobs◾Protections◾Economy◾Clans◾Blood Moon◾Pvp on/off◾Daily rewards◾Crates◾Events◾Chill mode to build calmly ◾Warps: Jail, ArenaPvP, ArenaPvE, Store , Boxes,+Invite your friends and you will get rewards. +Active Christmas Event with VIP Reward Rank

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Zafirocraft Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Join our Minecraft server, the place where fun and adventure never end!Supported version: 1.8 to 1.20.4 Available in Java and Bedrock For premium and non-premium players

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

GodSpunky

Bedwars, Cross-Play, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Official Minecraft Network Of Spunky Insaan Similar To Hypixel With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	119805

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Secret Garden

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival

Secret Garden is a community-oriented Minecraft Java SMP server. We strive to create an environment that is friendly, helpful, fun, and safe for all players. The server includes many features to enhance the player experience including basic commands (/rtp, /tpa, /sethome, etc), land claiming, a resource world that gets refreshed regularly, a shop to buy and sell items, deathchests, pets, SlimeFun, custom ender dragons, and free ranks with playtime.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	6888
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Frenily

Creative, Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Frenily, where the community comes first and the adventure never ends! Our friendly staff is dedicated to creating a fun and welcoming environment for all players. Explore our realistic survival world, complete with states, cities and towns, where you can build, trade and thrive. In Frenily, you’ll find a balance of challenge and reward as you work to survive in the wild. And soon, role-play mechanics will be added to take your experience to the next level. Join our thriving community today and let’s create unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Villages Defended:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

TraizelCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Server IP — TraizelCraft.net Port for Bedrock — 2072 Discord — Use code qWssnBP or go to discord.TraizelCraft.netDiscover TraizelCraft!We are a crossplay and crossversion server with RPG and Factions!We feature RPG, Factions, Dungeons, Parkour, Mazes, Custom loot and gear, a vast open world, many custom enemies and bosses to fight, and more.We also do events through our discord and have many more gamemodes to come in the future!Explore | Discover | Conquer | Become Legend

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Towns Built:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Chilltown

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Chilltown isnt just a Minecraft server… its a community. Our inviting and inclusive community is committed to your satisfaction, whether you choose to tread your path alone or cultivate new connections. We are unwavering in our mission to provide an extraordinary experience, consistently introducing fresh content and continuously expanding our offerings. Whether you’re into constructing grand buildings, conquering the sprawling world, or experimenting with intricate redstone creations, we’ve got you covered. The survival experience is taken to the next level with the inclusion of custom mobs, unique armor sets, and a variety of other custom items and biomes, ensuring there’s always something new to collect or discover. Join Chilltown and see what the world has to reveal. Java Edition IP: mcorg.Chilltown.eu

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

The jar

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Burken is a swedish survival server with mcmmo and quests. The community is nice and helpful. We do events and competitions sometimes. We also have a few minigame servers, like Arrow Fight and Tower Defense. The regular SMP2/3 servers have no PvP but our Anarchy SMP allows PvP/Grief. We also have a SkyBlock server and a Hardcore SMP server.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	2523

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CastawayMC

Economy, KitPvP, Prison, PvP

CastawayMC is a hybrid prison server. You awake to find yourself stranded on a mysterious island, and no one seems to remember how they got there. Work your way up through the ranks by gathering resources and trading with villagers in hopes of getting your own personal island paradise!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Divine Spears Created:	29

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Star Wars Conquest

FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Miners League: Star Wars is a sci-fi, tech modpack based upon a galaxy far, far away. Explore the Star Wars universe on our official server, or solo, and progress through the over 80+ on your way to conquering, or liberating, the universe!Visit our website for a link to the modpack!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Chatty Player NW

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

Our main goal is to offer a playable environment to our players. We strive to provide an environment free of profanity and fraud. We think we can achieve this with both our high-quality management and our systems. Since we are an old server, we are more experienced in many aspects and we have found solutions to most of the mistakes we made in the past, and as I mentioned at the beginning, we are trying to ensure that the players entering the server can have a problem-free game. We hope we were successful.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

JustVanillaMC

Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: play.justvanillamc.usJustVanillaMC is a vanilla based minecraft server, we are strictly vanilla, we host weekly and weekend Saturday events. We have a well set community as the server has been running 6 years now! We have website and discord which is our main source of communication. We’re always updated to current stable builds! Join our discordhttps://discord.gg/gsWcJWw www.justvanillamc.com

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ores Mined:	1192

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Steinercraft – Vanilla-based Anarchy

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

We have been running since 2015 and we are not planning to stop. Our aim is to preserve the vanilla gameplay mechanics as much as possible to satisfy a broad audience of players. This means that we have teleportation and home commands, a random teleportation portal, enhanced sleeping mechanism and a clean looking chat. There are no claims. Player fighting and raiding is allowed. More information can be found by joining our server! 🙂

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Shotbow

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Shotbow, the original server network!Home to the entirely custom coded gamemodes of MineZ, Annihilation, Smash, Mine Theft Auto, and much more!No mods are required! Just connect with a Minecraft 1.12 – 1.18 client and experience Minecraft like you never have before!Originally founded in 2012, MineZ took off as one of the first vanilla Minecraft servers taking the core game that everyone knew and loved, and putting a spin on it that had never been seen before. Now, nearly a decade later, Shotbow has registered over one million unique players, and delivered quality experiences for everyone to enjoy!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	8208
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.