Cool Nerds Window Peeing Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boundaries, Cool, cool nerds, Ethics, Minecraft, NERDS, office environment, Peeing, Pervs, privacy, Professionalism, Respect, SECURITY, smp, smug attitudes, social dynamics, social norms, Stereotypes, tech industry, tech workers, Technology, WINDOW, window peeing, workplace behavior, workplace culture

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with window-peeing, “security” pervs with smug attitudes? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where tech workers have transformed from cool nerds to hilarious pranksters!

Picture this: Instead of building boring old houses, players are creating giant statues of their favorite memes. And forget about mining for diamonds, we have a secret underground disco full of treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots!

But that’s not all – our server is protected by a team of llama bodyguards who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wild and wacky community.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Potions Brewed:	109
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Pyramid Corp.

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Pyramid Corp (beta) is a simple, secure and 100% free Minecraft server where you can join using unofficial Minecraft accounts or official accounts. You can play minigames like Bed Wars, Sky Wars, Prop Hunt, Speed Builders, TNT Run, Color Shuffle and more to come (suggestions open!). You can also try our Survival World and discover all the surprises and custom features we have prepared for you. Join with your friends and have a look!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Oceania Prestige

PvP

Oceania Prestige is a 1.9+ PvP Server hosted in Sydney, Australia. We offer Duels with over 20 Custom kits, and a Very Popular Free For All (FFA) Gamemode. We are recognised as the biggest 1.9+ PvP Dedicated Server in Oceania.

For us, our community is most important to us, you’ll find our players to be friendly, and very enjoyable. Our staff aim to provide our players with the best experience.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

NeoMedieval3

Economy, PvE, Survival

NeoMedieval 3 ~ The four seasons. More than 9 years of development (since 2012).

Server in offline mode, Non-Premium. Protect your buildings by creating Camps and Territories. Gain new skills (spells) by increasing your social status. Object-based virtual economy. Buy and sell blocks and items in the store, from anywhere. Earn money by doing different jobs. Establish your home (home). Recover your items upon death, with the Angelic Artifact. Realistic tree felling: fell trees from their base. Sort your containers automatically. Select the best tool automatically. Dynamic map of the world (dynmap).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Olympia Earth

Creative, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Towny, Vanilla

Olympia Earth is a 1:300 scale towny earth server. We offer loads of fun and have a great community! We also offer a creative world where you can test designs and we also have a resource world to farm. We are always working on updating the server with great new plugins, events, and taking player suggestions to make the server more enjoyable! Our server has active staff that are consistently available to help with any player needs Together with our community we have made a great family who is still growing. Try the server today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

ZenPvP

Factions, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

ZenPvP Network Prison | Skyblock | Factions | Survival | Gens

We stride to provide the “Ultimate Experience” to our players every day with daily updates and new content every month. Join to be apart of the community!

IP: play.zenpvp.net

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	184	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Star Shards Collected:	282	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Magic Items Found:	8070	Chimeras Created:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

LovyMc

Survival

Open server in version 1.8.X -1.16.X IP: play.lovymc.es Happy to be able to create a Minecraft community! Let’s hope we can continue to grow over time

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Villages Defended:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Spielen mit Herz

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

The special thing about playing with heart! Now also STONEATTACK! Playing with heart! was born from the idea of simply offering a survival server again where you can create your own world together in a nice community. Whether big or small, young or old, everyone from 0-99 years is into playing with heart! welcome. We also have PVP. We play and build a harmonious community. With us, trading with the villagers is switched off because the purpose and goal is for the users to build their own economy, trade and exchange.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Aeterna Gods & Monsters

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

We are a Civ Survival Multiplayer & light RP server based around Ancient Greek and Roman Mythology. Survive and build yourself up in one of the many friendly towns or someday spread out and help grow your nation! Leave offerings and receive blessings in return from the Olympian Gods who help watch over the server and keep the community safe and engaged with fun events and dungeons.

On our server you’ll find custom mobs, earn money with jobs such as woodcutting, farming or smithing, be able to craft and brew new types of food and drink, as well as create custom art using dyes and easels.

We strive to create an immersive and fun player experience!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Crops Grown:	2956

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Vanilla Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Craft, build, survive, vanilla. A fresh and simple semi-vanilla survival experience with teleportation, grief prevention, trading, and shops!

Come meet the community, and start your adventure! 🙂

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mines Excavated:	3989	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Kingdoms and Ruins

Creative, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

1.21 FEATURES // BRAND NEW 1.20 SPAWN // BRAND NEW CRATES // RPG ELEMENTS // CUSTOM ENCHANTS

– Ranks: Begin your adventure as a Peasant, and climb your way up the rank hierarchy! Rank-up to unlock access to new perks. – Towny Survival Mode: Claim some land and build your very own community from the ground up! – Economy: Custom NPC shops, Player shops, & Server shops! – RPG Elements: Everything you do earns you experience. Mine, Dig, Run, Eat – Level up, Increase your stats, & Unlock OP abilities – Bedrock-Java Cross-play: Users can join the server from Pocket Edition, Java Edition, Windows 10 Edition, Xbox, PlayStation, and the Nintendo Switch. – Creative World: Feeling Creative? Enter a creative PlotWorld with /creative and build to your hearts content. – Minigames: Fight your way to victory through hordes of mobs in the Mob Arena, Challenge other players to PVP in the Arena, or race for the fastest Parkour time for big rewards!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Villages Defended:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SuperCraft – Marvel

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

SuperCraft is an open world Marvel themed server. You can explore our custom made map and obtain and or upgrade character suits with custom made abilities. Fight players, do quests, and play as your favorite Characters!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

ItherioMC Network

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Brand New Server — McMMO, ShopGUI, Chest Shops, Player Warp, Grief Prevention, OP Crates, Economy, Coins Shop, Backpacks, Rank Perks, No World Borders, Spawner Crates and much, much more!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Star Shards Collected:	275

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

ScamCraft

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

ScamCraft is a new Minecraft community with a completely contemporary and unique look. With our survival server we bring you a platform where you can play, build and socialize freely!

We started ScamCraft to share our humor and creativity, which you will also find reflected in the way the server is run. Our absurd humor can also be found in the design of the server itself.

We have been open since January 12, 2021 (12121) and are in the Alpha 1.0 phase.

For voting on our server you get: – 100 euros in-game money! – 1 VoteCoin – 1 Bottle of Magic Fanta (Bottle ‘o Experience) – and our gratitude!

Join us at play.scamcraft.nl!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Emeralds Found:	2058	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	3828

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SalooN Network

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Saloon Network was founded in 2018 and reunited with its fans in 2020 after a year of longing. Our management team, which has an ongoing cooperation and working environment since 2014, has been fulfilling your desire to play multiplayer Minecraft for more than seven years. The main purpose of the Saloon Network minecraft server is to deliver the minecraft game to you, our players, in a free, premium-free and friendly way, without any obstacles. For this reason, although all kinds of bad behavior that is against morality is not allowed in the Saloon, brother-sister, sister-sister, brother-sister relationships are aimed and implemented between the players. PLAY.SALOONNETWORK.COM SALOONNETWORK.COM OUR CURRENT GAMES: CANYON SURVIVAL (1.16.5),TEKBLOK SKYBLOK, (ONEBLOCK SKYBLOCK), OPSKYBLOK (OPSKYBLOCK)

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8076	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Crops Grown:	9559	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Bleach Shinigami Reimagined

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Bleach: Shinigami Reimagined, This server contains all kinds of things It has a custom bleach mod, With all types of things, Theres storymode, PVP, events, survival, and more! Join for more information.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	8182
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.