Cool Nerds Window Peeing Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boundaries, Cool, cool nerds, Ethics, Minecraft, NERDS, office environment, Peeing, Pervs, privacy, Professionalism, Respect, SECURITY, smp, smug attitudes, social dynamics, social norms, Stereotypes, tech industry, tech workers, Technology, WINDOW, window peeing, workplace behavior, workplace culture

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with window-peeing, “security” pervs with smug attitudes? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where tech workers have transformed from cool nerds to hilarious pranksters!

Picture this: Instead of building boring old houses, players are creating giant statues of their favorite memes. And forget about mining for diamonds, we have a secret underground disco full of treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots!

But that’s not all – our server is protected by a team of llama bodyguards who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wild and wacky community.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	358

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

mnfcandy

Creative, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Roleplay

Mongolian minecraft cracked server. So many new features daily updates. Come and check it out. Gamemodes: – OP-Factions – Factions – MiniGames – EggWars – Creative – The Walking Dead – Mega Prison – SkyKingdom (Skyblock+Factions)

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Zombie Dances:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Gates of Aevony

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Greetings, fellow wanderer, welcome to Gates of Aevony! Come and play some sweet SMP survival with us or unleash your building skills in the Creative server to show your talent to the world. Free WorldEdit will be your friend.

IP: mc.aevony.net

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Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Void Armor Forged:	11

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Aetheria

Factions, Hardcore, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Aetheria is a hardcore roleplay server built to provide a fresh, unique experience. Using a vast selection of immersive plugins, proper utilization of rich story, and a highly responsible staff team, this server is expected to provide an amazing playground for its players.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	269
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Void Gems Collected:	31
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

DrugLegends

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

One-of-a-kind Minecraft Drug Server featuring…

[+] 3D Blackjack Games [+] 3D Slot Machines [+] Free F FLY [+] Custom Texturepack [+] KoTH’s and Outpost [+] Dynamic Farming and Spawner Economy [+] Events [+] Unique Custom Enchants [+] PayPal Payouts [+] Bosses

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CraftCadia Network

KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Here at CraftCadia, we strive to have an enjoyable and safe environment for our players. We have a variety of game types for every style of player! We offer classic games such as SkyBlock, Prison, Survival, and KitPVP! A strong point at CraftCadia Network is our ability to listen to player feedback. We do everything in our power to make sure that every player has a voice.

We support Minecraft versions 1.8+

IP: play.craftcadia.com Website: https://craftcadia.com

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SkyPrison

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay, Survival

SkyPrison is a prison located hundreds of feet above civilization. This prison consists of several floating islands which you can unlock by ranking up. Rank up by earning money and completing tasks on each island. As you make your way to freedom you may meet some not-so-friendly prisoners. Luckily, guards are there for your protection as long as you obey the prison laws. Fly high with SkyPrison today!

But wait there’s more.

SkyPrison also offers other games to enjoy within the server like paintball, parkour, and more to come! From time to time staff will host events such as SkyPvP, Tnt Spleef, Lavarun, and more original games from which you can earn rewards to advance your rank.

* PVP, Events, Easter Egg Secrets, and Giveaways!

* McMMO, Crates, Cars, Custom Recipes, Chat Games, and more!

Visit our forums https://www.skyprison.net/ for useful information like rules, announcements, commands, staff applications, and more!

Join our Discord community today! https://skyprison.net/discord

Check out the server trailer here: https://youtu.be/wK2AkpdKq_I

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	194	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Animals Bred:	28	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PotatoMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Potato MC is a high-quality Minecraft Skyblock server featuring unique content and an amazing community.

1.8 -> 1.15 SUPPORT! » Pets » Balanced Economy » No Lag » YouTubers » Custom Plugins

Come join our active community at PLAY.POTATOMC.COM !

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Azalel Nation

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Azalel Nation

Azalel Nation was founded on August 5 2013, which was the result of a merger between Azalel Craft and United Craft Nation. Azalel Nation is one of the best Minecraft servers in Indonesia with many features that are always up to date.

-> Survival 1.15.2 -> Skyblock 1.15.2 -> Chocolate (Hardcore Vanilla) 1.15.2 -> Azaland (Minigames) 1.13.2

Server IP: play.azalelnation.com [1.13.2 – 1.15.2]

Website/Forum: https://azalelnation.com Discord: https://discord.azalelnation.com Vote Links: https://vote.azalelnation.com

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Divine Spears Created:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

ArkFlame Network

Creative, Factions, PvP, Skywars, Survival

ArkFlame Network is a non-premium Minecraft 1.7 – 1.14 server with a wide selection of modes to play alone or with friends.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	318
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Minecraft SkyBlock Server

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

SkyBlock server (island survival) The point of the game is to develop your island. The server has island leveling systems. 1. The generation of ore depends on the level of the island; you develop the island and thereby pump up the generator. 2. Possibility to expand the borders of the island. The server is equipped with a voting system for rewards! Convenient server store, auction store and many other useful functions that cannot be described in three sentences, it’s easier to go in and see everything for yourself using the help command /help

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mines Excavated:	4375

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Cubeside.de – Deutscher Minecraft Server

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars

Cubeside.de is one of the oldest German Minecraft servers. We offer you: – Freebuild – Server cities – Player Villages – Separate resource and farming worlds – Minigames – Bedwars – Skyblock – Pets – and much more… Contact: www: http://cubeside.de Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/Cubeside/ Teamspeak 3-Server: cubeside.de

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Star Shards Collected:	198	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Desteria

Creative, Economy, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Desteria is one of the longest-running Minecraft Factions networks with the following features:

• Custom classes with perks. Knight, Pirate, Assassin, Mage • Auction house system • Hourly boss fights • Custom tokens system. Mobs drop tokens. • King of the hill • Capability of destroying obsidian with 5 TNT hits • 99.99 uptime, lag-free experience with no expense.

These are only several of dozens of features on Desteria. We optimize our gameplay to the full extent and keep our players in mind. We prefer performance and experience over players, and purchase the highest possible hardware available to host our servers.

We would absolutely love for you to hop on and try our server. We welcome each and every player, and definitely encourage all players to participate within the community on our forums as well. See you around!

If you need anything, contact any member of staff. Or contact me personally! [email protected]

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

No BS Hybrid Multiworld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

This is a No BS approach to MC server hosting. There is no pay to win and you can obtain everything in game. This server is all about fun factor and meeting other great like minded people and having a blast together. We offer a wide range of activities Survival with Factions. Building with Land Claims. Mini Games. Economy. Ranking with no limits and no pay walls. We also offer a RPG world but this feature is currently in Alpha. We also offer a live map of the server : http://mc.gmaxlive.com:8123/

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Void Gems Collected:	38
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Star Shards Collected:	116	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	399	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Divictus Gaming

Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

IP: mc.divictusgaming.com Website: www.DivictusGaming.com

* Custom World * Good PvP * Cars / Bikes * Residence * Many Crates

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PokeRivals

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

PokeRivals offers an environment that is unmatched to any other server. Our community and custom content will take your breath away, and leave you playing for hours on end! Join our everlasting community today at play.pokerivals.com!

Features: > Jobs (earn money any way you choose!) > Community Missions (unlock achievements and awards as a server!) > No Lag [100%]! > Interactive Discord > Lots of Events > Seasons like Fortnite!

We are running Pixelmon Reforged Latest. To install pixelmon, please visit http://www.installpixelmon.com

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Meteorites Collected:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.