Cool Nerds Window Peeing Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boundaries, Cool, cool nerds, Ethics, Minecraft, NERDS, office environment, Peeing, Pervs, privacy, Professionalism, Respect, SECURITY, smp, smug attitudes, social dynamics, social norms, Stereotypes, tech industry, tech workers, Technology, WINDOW, window peeing, workplace behavior, workplace culture

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with window-peeing, “security” pervs with smug attitudes? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where tech workers have transformed from cool nerds to hilarious pranksters!

Picture this: Instead of building boring old houses, players are creating giant statues of their favorite memes. And forget about mining for diamonds, we have a secret underground disco full of treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots!

But that’s not all – our server is protected by a team of llama bodyguards who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wild and wacky community.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SmileCraft

Economy, Vanilla

Welcome to SmileCraft! Come play at a semi-vanilla survival server with a friendly community. Anyone is welcome here! Just want to hangout and chat? Go out on an adventure? We’ll gladly invite you in! We also do monetary giveaways for $ or gift cards!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	822	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Buildings Constructed:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Quailiens

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Quailiens is a super chill Minecraft Survival server with quality of life plugins to make your experience better. You can play with your friends, make land claims, create towns, make player warps, buy & sell items to others and more..!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Forged Realms (ForgotSMP)

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Forged Realms, formerly known as ForgotSMP, is a minecraft network that specializes in different types of gamemodes especially survival minecraft. We have hosted gamemodes such as LifestealSMP, Lobby, VanillaSMP, PracticePVP, and we’re planning on adding more. Join the adventure!

We provide many gamemode: – LifestealSMP – Survival or Classic SMP – PVP Practice – And more coming soon!

Join The Adventure!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Eternal Realms

Economy, PvE, Survival

Eternal Realms is something of an oddity when it comes to Minecraft Multiplayer servers. We are a server where vanilla gameplay is enjoyed to it’s fullest, with most of the added features being completely optional!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

RusticLand

Economy, KitPvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to RusticLand, a survival crossplay1 server but you can enter with 1.12.2 – 1.19 😀

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PowerMC

Hardcore, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Prison, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

PowerMC was created for powerful players and honoring them by prioritizing community feedback, consistent content development, and frequent updates without sacrificing high quality gameplay.

Play Survival, Lifesteal, and Prison gamemodes that contain active communities, engaging gameplay experience, balanced progression, next-level features, and many more aspects that curate a fun time for all types of players!

Connect now on Java and Bedrock Edition at IP: ms.powersmp.com and Bedrock Port: 19132.

Join the Discord at discord.gg/powermc to engage with an active community, receive announcements and updates, and participate in events and giveaways!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Towns Built:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Vellumtale

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

I want to personally invite everyone to our Vellumtale community!

But why should you join?

> Its a brand new server that’s up 24/7 and located in the EU. > Besides the standard features like Crates, Shops, Anti-Grief, Kits, Ranks etc. our server has revolutionary features such as Custom Weapons, Armor, Mobs, Dungeons, Quests, Cool Hats and a ton more! > We have a small but friendly community :schematics: > Lots of quality updates that are heavily influenced by the community! > Fast, reliable and friendly staff! > You can even talk with other players on the server directly from discord!

I hope we can all grow as players and as a community on Vellumtale !

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

EarthPol

Earth, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

EarthPol -> The Geopolitical Roleplay Experience

EarthPol is an Earth Server with a scale of 1:217 Earth Map where you can create your own towns, nations and alliances anywhere on the planet!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Void Armor Forged:	23	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Oasis Hub

Hardcore, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Oasis is a Minecraft survival server with quality of life plugins to make your experience better. The community based economy and gameplay is great but the server still provides you with everything you need to go solo! Some of the features offered are Teams, Player warps, Auction House, Custom Cosmetics / Fishing / Tools / Armor and MUCH more!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Animals Bred:	37	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Star Shards Collected:	80	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Tunes Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Tunes Craft Season 2 is now here. Welcome along fresh kits, new events to play at least once a week, valuable ranks, different teams, and most importantly, months and beyond of continued and current fun. Come along and fight against enduring bosses or steal somebody’s loot after a tough battle in our brand new PvP arena. Unleash your inner beast in Tunes Craft Season 2. Don’t leave it too late! Get started now on tunescraft.net , Java Edition only. Minecrafters, it’s your time to shine!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

OpasMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

OpasMC is a Finnish Minecraft server where you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars and Spleef. In the main location (hub) of the server, there is a Liito minigame and a PvP area where you can fight with other players. In addition, OpasMC has an Ullakko server where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using the address play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

English: Please note that the language spoken on this server is Finnish and you can join the server only from Finland. In OpasMC you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars, and Spleef. In addition, there are Glide mini game and a PvP area at the hub of the server. There’s also a server called “Ullakko” in OpasMC, where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Bartol SMP

Earth, PvP, Survival

Welcome to the Bartol SMP, here we have 4 main servers, Hardcore, Anarchy, Earth, and Lifesteal;

On Lifesteal it’s simple, semi-anarchy, when you kill others you receive some of their hearts, and when they kill you they receive some of your hearts! If you loose all of your hearts then you automatically get banned for 2 days, after which you may re-join and start again (You do not loose hearts if you die to mobs, only players). On Hardcore, it’s pretty much the same as any hardcore world, the exact same amount of hearts, but there’s a twist! You also get banned for 10 hours , in which after you re-join and start again! On Anarchy, it’s the same as any other! NO rules, NO Restrictions, Go Wild! Earth is an Exact replica of the REAL Plant Earth! Including country borders, with claims and more. The more you play, the more you claim blocks you receive!

If you wish to Join you can, it’s Free! To also view the rules visit the #Rules channel in our Discord linked on this page.

The Owner Is Bartol#3110 . Cool Dude2016#2022 Manages This Server Page.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Oholei Torah Chai

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Unofficial server for oholei torah or anyone else that is jewish! works with minecraft java and minecraft bedrock, and works with Tlauncher and cracked accounts

Gamemodes & minigames:

Survival Skyblock Creative Kitpvp Bedwars Skywars Spleen Tnt run

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Corvid Crossing

Survival

A fun Survival Minecraft server, with an amazing community, a very dedicated staff who are always their to help! We just had a major server owner change as well as a map change. We are working very hard to make this server the best we can possibly make it. We have cool ranks you can buy as well as amazing rewards that come with each one of our custom ranks!!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Secret Passages Found:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

HeartGoldMC

Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to HeartGoldMC. HeartGoldMC is a server with the pixelmonmod. We would love to invite you on to our server. Invite your friends too! Its a tight community and we hope you have fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Star Shards Collected:	245	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.