Cool Nerds Window Peeing Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boundaries, Cool, cool nerds, Ethics, Minecraft, NERDS, office environment, Peeing, Pervs, privacy, Professionalism, Respect, SECURITY, smp, smug attitudes, social dynamics, social norms, Stereotypes, tech industry, tech workers, Technology, WINDOW, window peeing, workplace behavior, workplace culture

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with window-peeing, “security” pervs with smug attitudes? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where tech workers have transformed from cool nerds to hilarious pranksters!

Picture this: Instead of building boring old houses, players are creating giant statues of their favorite memes. And forget about mining for diamonds, we have a secret underground disco full of treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots!

But that’s not all – our server is protected by a team of llama bodyguards who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wild and wacky community.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Alien Abductions:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CatchyMC

Prison, PvP, Skyblock

Start on a thrilling minecraft experience with us! Both owners of CatchyMC are fully dedicated to making this server work and want to see this community thrive, to get the best opportunity of this we take all feedback, criticism and suggestions seriously Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary gaming journey? Look no further! Introducing CatchyMC, the premier Minecraft server network that will redefine your gaming experience.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Potions Brewed:	39

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

AventuraCraftLatin

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Attention all Minecraft players! Are you looking for a Spanish-speaking server with survival, towny, slimefun, ranges, parkour and much more? Then join us at play.avclatin.com in version 1.20.1! Enjoy a unique gaming experience, make new friends and have maximum fun. We are waiting for you on our Latin server!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

uToo Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

With no flashing banner, no custom texture pack, and no “golden claim shovel,” uToo aims to be different from the mundane survival server we are used to.

In a community where ‘You Too’ are the focus, we listen to YOUR ideas!

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/jtZbgn84k8 Survival Border: 45k x 45k

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Diminutive

PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Diminutive SMP! Diminutive SMP is an smp that is considered semi-anarchy, we allow things such as greifing, looting, and raiding, although we do forbid cheats or hacks of any kind. When you join the server you should acknowledge that simple voice chat (fabric) is required, if you dont have this mod there is a good chance you will be kicked, or even banned from the server, if you dont know how to download this mod our discord has a tutorial video on it which you can follow step-by-step! We have an active community and always love to see new people on the server. We hope that you will considering joining our semi-anarchy adventure!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Farms Harvested:	173
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

KidlessCraft

MCMMO, Survival, Whitelist

Our small community has a professionally built feel and we do our best to make playing the game simple and convenient without ruining the grind you love. We offer a player run marketplace as well as server events for holidays and a automated lottery that will give you plenty of reason to farm those diamonds as you build your dream builds.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Villages Defended:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

FiveMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, Survival

[COMING SOON] Explore a unique and adventurous world where survival is the key to success. Our server features exciting game modes, including Lifesteal and Survival, offering a captivating and unique gaming experience.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

DogeFun.net

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

DogeFun.net – Der Server mit Verdienstfaktor – Creative, MCMMO, MiniGames, Jump and Run, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Craftbook, Parkour

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

BattlePeak

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

BattlePeak is a Minecraft server where players can PVP and unlock as well as trade they’re weapon skins along the way! Embark on a journey towards obtaining your favourite weapon skin and fight players and mobs with it!

With limited time obtainable weapon skins releasing every now and then like the Halloween Pumpkin Axe and the Guy Fawkes Day Firework Rocket, the server’s economy is set to have some interesting years ahead full of trading and new content being released!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Alien Abductions:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Tempest Ascension

Survival

Tempest Ascension is based on the anime “That Time I got reincarnated as a Slime.” You, the player, are a freshly reincarnated otherworlder sent to this world on accident, and now you have to find your way through this strange new world. Build your nation, Become powerful, and reach heights never seen before. This world is yours for the taking.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SinghCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Survival Indian Proxy Survival Server Owned By RattanGamingLive a YouTuber. Join Discord for more info and any help- https://discord.gg/b9kSKb32t8

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

mofucraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Main / Solo / Rocket PvP

Main… Our main server, it contains economy, jobs, pets, strong enemies and so on!!! Solo… Our vanilla server, it is fusion of single play and multi play, and free of any stress. Rocket PvP… Our KitPvP server, you can fight with frying with hand-in rocket.

*ATTENTION* Our service are almost written in Japanese, for example, rule, guide and in-game message. We provide you some functions for foreigners, however.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

LokoCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to LokoCraft – The Ultimate Factions Experience!Embark on an epic journey in our Minecraft factions server, where alliances are forged, wars are waged, and empires rise and fall.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Noovlandia Network

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

A semi-premium Minecraft server for Java and Bedrock from version 1.10 to 1.20.1

We offer:

Extreme security Privileged Ranks economy system Clans and alliances Giveaways every week Mass events Exclusive rewards 24/7 active support And much more!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Rede Cypher

Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to the Cypher Network! We are a new server still in beta, we plan to add more exclusives for players, we have mcMMO, economy system, elevators, banking system, in the future we will add more exclusive features of the Cypher Network.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SolarMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Parkour, PvP, Vanilla

WE ARE EXCITED TO WELCOME YOU TO SOLARMC Our server offers 3 exclusive modes:

Vanilla S1: Our Vanilla offers many specialties, such as the Outposts, an area that once conquered will provide you and your team with a damage multiplier, money, and an exclusive shop! Bounties, take revenge by placing a bounty on your opponent and make him a target for all players on the server! Auctions, earn money by selling the goods you have earned to other players, or if you can afford it, buy from them! Crates, if you have earned it at the outposts by fighting, you will be able to open a crate where you will receive materials that are almost impossible to obtain, which makes them valuable, or… buy a key from our shop! DailyRewards, get daily rewards that will increase in value over the days, but be careful, miss one day and you’ll start all over again! Kits, purchase kits via in-game money, or receive an exclusive one by purchasing VIP! Leaderboards, climb the rankings to the top in: money, kills, deaths and elo to receive rewards! Have fun!

Kit-PvP: Kit-PvP is a unique mode of its kind, for each kit you unlock by leveling up, you will also unlock a special ability! Face your opponents with the classic PvP 1.8 style and climb the rankings for the player with the most kd by receiving a nametag in chat that will strike fear into the first unlucky person who dares to go against you.

Practice: Leaderboards, show everyone who is the strongest by climbing the rankings in the various practice kits or in the wins! Different modes every week! A simple Practice that makes things more competitive, PvP lovers this is the place for you!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	3553	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.