Cool Nerds Window Peeing Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boundaries, Cool, cool nerds, Ethics, Minecraft, NERDS, office environment, Peeing, Pervs, privacy, Professionalism, Respect, SECURITY, smp, smug attitudes, social dynamics, social norms, Stereotypes, tech industry, tech workers, Technology, WINDOW, window peeing, workplace behavior, workplace culture

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with window-peeing, “security” pervs with smug attitudes? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where tech workers have transformed from cool nerds to hilarious pranksters!

Picture this: Instead of building boring old houses, players are creating giant statues of their favorite memes. And forget about mining for diamonds, we have a secret underground disco full of treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots!

But that’s not all – our server is protected by a team of llama bodyguards who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wild and wacky community.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Govindas Limework – Unique Gamemodes & Small Family-like Community

1v1, Adventure, Archery, Arena, Bows, Castlewars, Checkers, Creative, Friendly, games, Minecraft, Minigames, Other, Paintball, PvP, Realtimestrategy, RPG, Rts, SKY, Skywars, Snowball, Survival, Unique, world

A lot of content and frequent updates! (custom coded) Our server is started at 2015-01-14 and its been under development ever since! We focus on enjoyment of low player count, so just 2-4 players can experience the full fun of the server!

Gamemodes:

Castle Wars: Train and command your own AI army and battle other players AI armies! The first Real Time Strategy game in Minecraft!

Knockout: Really addicting and fast-paced minigame, the goal is simple: knocking players off the platform.

Mini Sky Walls: The Walls and Sky Wars spin-off. Contains the best features of both gamemodes!

The Mining Camp: Fun grinding game, much like Prison. Go through different caves and unlock more stuff!

Friendly Survival: 10+ dimensions, realistic water mechanics, slimefun and seasons!

Parkour: Hard and challenging jumps, plenty of checkpoints. A couple of well-balanced parkours.

Bomberman: Minecraft minigame based on an old arcade with the same name. Use bombs to trap and destroy your opponents.

Govindas Survival Games: a massively-modified version of SG, with a pinch of custom loot from RPG games!

Spleent: destroy the map with TNT and knock your opponents! A really spectacular and awesome minigame!

Snowball: use snowballs to kill your enemies! A simplified but addicting version of CS:GO!

1v1: duel your opponents using a massive amount of modifiers!

Elemental Archers: a unique mode of its kind. Battle solo or in teams against other people using a range of different abilities.

Creative World: a well-known creative world minigame with a plenty of content of ease your existence. Ranging from simple armour stand creators to custom and easy-to-use programming language!

A lot of other awesome features await you on the server! Feel free to join now!

Server IP: MC.LIMEWORK.NETWebsite: limework.net/

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Prison Alcatraz

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvP

Hey there!

Prison Alcatraz is a 1.7 – 1.17 OP Prison server, with a return to original prison experiences. We are a home to many players, new and old.

Come join our friendly community and start your adventure on PrisonAlcatraz today! We’re lag free, dedicated host, and running 24/7! We welcome players from all parts of the globe, and any language is allowed on our server.

Check out what the server has to offer: https://prisonalcatraz.buycraft.net/ or chat with us on our Discord – IP: https://discord.io/PrisonAlcatraz

Minecraft server IP: PrisonAlcatraz.com Join us today!

See you there!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Imperfect

Cross-Play, Survival

FUN MINECRAFT SERVER LETS PLAY TOGETHER

WE ARE IMPERFECT COME TRUE

Survival Server Better Experience

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Villages Defended:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MC64 : Semi-Anarchy [1.20.4]

Amplified, Amplifiedworld, Anarchy, Anarchyserver, Anarchysurvival, Claims, Crates, Customworld, Economy, Gangs, Playershops, Playerwarps, PvP, RANK, Ranks, Semianarchy, Shops, smp, Survival

“What is MC64?”

MC64 is a semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation.

We allow in-game hacks and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.

History:

This is the second official release of MC64! Our community started in July 2021 with the first release of MC64. The server grew and grew but stopped prematurely due to critical some MySQL database errors, that would have forced a complete reset. The server went offline for a year but our community stayed alive through discord. During the summer, I had a bit more time on my hands, so I decide to work on getting the server up and running again. After a couple months of some trials and tribulations, I’m happy to announce the server is now officially open again!

Features:

1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 Semi Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Java edition only.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Runes Activated:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

HoneyCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

HoneyCraft is a whitelisted vanilla minecraft server for you! Indulge in your own playing style and build anything your heart desires. Invite friends, make new friends and participate in different events. Can’t you wait to join our fun community? Join our Discord to get a whitelist!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Broomstix [SMP] [Semi-Vanilla] [Creative] {FlySundays} {Claims} {Classic} {Bedrock-Java}

Bedrockjavacrossplay, Chestshop, Essentials, Freefly, Freeranks, Friendly, Geyser, Geysermc, Giveaways, Grieffree, Landclaim, Needadvertisers, Needstaff, Protectionstones, PvE, PvP, Randomteleport, Randomtp, Ranks, Rtp, Semivanilla, smp, Survival, Votingrewards

IP: play.broomstix.netBEDROCK IP: play.broomstix.netPorts: DefaultDiscord server (w/ voice channels): http://discord.broomstix.net/

Online In-game map: https://map.broomstix.net/

Features:– Running with backwards compatibility on the latest Minecraft version.– Bedrock and Java cross-play (No Java account required).– Hard difficulty.– Free fly in the overworld every Sunday. – Unique land claiming (not golden shovel).– Bartering economy system.– No grief.– Exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory.– Random teleportation allowed in the overworld and nether.– In-game private messaging, homes and /sethome and player to player teleportation (/home, /w, /msg, /tell, /r, /tpa, /tpahere)– Minecraft-Discord integration to interact with the community even when away from the game.– Voting ranks and rewards.– Server shops, a public market, and tutorial warps.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MagicWorld

Survival

Server name: MagicWorld Server opening hours: Open 24 hours a day Audit pipeline: No audit required IP: MC66.CC DC group: https://discord.gg/FzUmUTG

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Dimension Hops:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	5623

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Skytten Network

Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Here you will find everything you need to improve your gaming experience. We offer rankup ranges, box keys. etc, so you can get everything you need to build and conquer.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

BD Crafters

Survival

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☛ɪᴘ ᴀᴅʀᴇꜱꜱ:☛ ᴊᴀᴠᴀ ᴇᴅɪᴛɪᴏɴ- ɪᴘ: bdcrafters.bitbyte.host:42069☛ ᴘᴏᴄᴋᴇᴛ/ʙᴇᴅʀᴏᴄᴋ ᴇᴅɪᴛɪᴏɴ- ɪᴘ: bdcrafters.bitbyte.host ᴘᴏʀᴛ: 42069

▪ ꜰᴇᴀᴛᴜʀᴇꜱ ᴏꜰ ᴏᴜʀ ꜱᴇʀᴠᴇʀ:✔ 24/7 ᴏɴʟɪɴᴇ✔ ʟᴏᴡ ᴘɪɴɢ [0-40] (ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ɪɴ ʙᴀɴɢʟᴀᴅᴇꜱʜ)✔ ɴᴏ ʟᴀɢ✔ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀꜰᴜʟʟ ꜱᴇᴄᴜʀɪᴛʏ ꜱʏꜱᴛᴇᴍ✔ ᴘɪɴᴀᴛᴀ ᴘᴀʀᴛʏ✔ ꜰᴀʀᴍɪɴɢ ʙᴀꜱᴇᴅ ᴇᴄᴏɴᴏᴍʏ✔ ѕᴋɪʟʟѕ✔ᴘᴇᴛѕ✔ǫᴜᴇѕᴛ✔ ʟᴀɴᴅ ᴄʟᴀɪᴍ✔ ɪɴ ɢᴀᴍᴇ ᴠᴏɪᴄᴇᴄʜᴀᴛ✔ ᴘᴠᴘ ᴀʟʟᴏᴡᴇᴅ✔ ᴛᴇᴀᴍ ꜱʏꜱᴛᴇᴍ✔ ᴛʀᴀᴅᴇ ꜱʏꜱᴛᴇᴍ✔ ʙᴀɴᴋ✔ ᴀᴜᴄᴛɪᴏɴ ʜᴏᴜꜱᴇ✔ ᴄᴀꜱɪɴᴏ✔ ʟɪʙʀᴀʀʏ✔ ᴄᴜꜱᴛᴏᴍ ᴇɴᴄʜᴀɴᴛᴍᴇɴᴛꜱ✔ ᴢᴏᴏ✔ ᴋɪᴛꜱ ✔ ᴄʀᴀᴛᴇꜱ✔ ᴀᴍᴀᴢɪɴɢ ʀᴀɴᴋꜱ✔ ᴡᴀʀᴘꜱ ᴍᴇɴᴜ✔ ʀᴀɴᴅᴏᴍᴛᴇʟᴇᴘᴏʀᴛ✔ ᴘʟᴀʏᴇʀᴠᴀᴜʟᴛꜱ

▪ ꜱᴇʀᴠᴇʀ ʙᴜɪʟᴅꜱ:◈ ᴀᴍᴀᴢɪɴɢ ꜱᴘᴀᴡɴ◈ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴜɴɪᴛʏ ʜᴀʟʟ◈ ᴄʀᴀᴛᴇꜱ ◈ ᴘᴠᴘ ᴀʀᴇɴᴀ◈ ᴄᴀꜱɪɴᴏ◈ ᴢᴏᴏ◈ ᴀQᴜᴀʀɪᴜᴍ

◆ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴀʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɪᴛɪɴɢ ꜰᴏʀ ? ᴊᴏɪɴ ɴᴏᴡ ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴜɴɪQᴜᴇ ᴊᴏᴜʀɴᴇʏ ɪɴ ᴏᴜʀ ꜱᴍᴘ . ᴛʜᴀɴᴋꜱ ꜰᴏʀ ᴊᴏɪɴɪɴɢ ᴜꜱ . https://discord.gg/djVqSeD6nh

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Dimension Hops:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

TerminalMC

Economy, PvE, Survival

TerminalMC is a small and casual survival server. Why TerminalMC distinguishes itself from almost all other survival servers is because it’s nearly fully custom coded. The server has great features such as: an economy system, a custom shop gui(from which we get many compliments), a crate system, jobs, towns, player-of-the-week-leaderboards and many more features! Come and join us today at terminal-mc.serv.nu!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

OscureMC

Cross-Play, Prison, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Minecraft server focused on user gameplay with various modalities for different types of players.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Star Trek MC – Roleplay Server

Minecraft, Roleplay, Sci Fi, Server, star, Startrek, Startrekmc, Startrekserver, Trek

Star Trek MC is a minecraft roleplay server based on the well known Star Trek franchise created by Gene Roddenberry. We aim to recreate our own missions and build our own timeline based on the events happened after Star Trek Nemesis. Players can create their own characters and join one of the known species and organisations and can even become a Starfleet Officer. Furthermore, players can rank up in their career and can command their own starship one day. We host weekly roleplay sessions, which are really well made and have a lot of content and development. When there’s no roleplay session going, you can also free-roam and explore our server and visit well known locations.Join now to not miss any action and roleplay and begin your starfleet career.

Join our discord here: https://discord.gg/4QwVR5d

Updated 09.02.24

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Divine Spears Created:	25	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Kingdom Eternal

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Kingdom Eternal A friendly survival (towny) server as well as a creative server SERVER IP: play.mc-ke.net We have many features including – Custom Designed Plugins – Towny and Chest Protection – Player shops – mcMMO – Classes – Custom Quests with exciting storylines – Custom Enchants, Fishing, and Biomes – Minigames such as ctf or chess – Active staff and discord – And much more! Website: https://mc-ke.net Discord: https://discord.gg/nVReSNE

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MCGTA

PvE, PvP, Roleplay

We are a gaming network devoted to giving you high quality unique minecraft servers that you’ve never seen before! We promise to keep purchase costs low and staff presence high. You can purchase with the peace of mind knowing that we pride ourselfs on making the players happy and providing a friendly server network for you all to enjoy!Whether or not you desire to be a Cop/Criminal, there are a bunch of different channels to choose from! MC-GTA was created with the intention of bringing back Legacy GTA to the players. MC-GTA offers houses, gangs, guns, and cars for players to utilize to pvp. Come join us today at play.mc-gta.org to start your adventure today!We are hiring staff!!! Looking to hire more Helpop’s!https://discord.gg/wGZgyTa

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Enchantments Applied:	296	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Budcraft Survival Towns

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Budcraft Survival Towns & War PLAY.BUDCRAFTMC.COM DISCORD: https://discord.gg/7TyWJgBzN5 SURVIVAL | TOWNY | PVP | WAR | ECONOMY Budcraft is a survival pvp server which we created to fit the needs of our original vanilla survival server. We offer towny! Either join one of the 20 towns on our server, or create your own. Go even further! Go to war with another town, and walk away with all their loot and land. We are currently taking applications for helpers. Must be active. We also offer an affordable donation rank which we offer to keep the server alive. THIS IS A NON PROFIT SERVER. WE ARE 100% LGBTQ+ FRIENDLY AND RESPECT EVERYONE ON ALL CIRCUMSTANCES

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	395
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!