Cool Nerds Window Peeing Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boundaries, Cool, cool nerds, Ethics, Minecraft, NERDS, office environment, Peeing, Pervs, privacy, Professionalism, Respect, SECURITY, smp, smug attitudes, social dynamics, social norms, Stereotypes, tech industry, tech workers, Technology, WINDOW, window peeing, workplace behavior, workplace culture

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with window-peeing, “security” pervs with smug attitudes? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where tech workers have transformed from cool nerds to hilarious pranksters!

Picture this: Instead of building boring old houses, players are creating giant statues of their favorite memes. And forget about mining for diamonds, we have a secret underground disco full of treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots!

But that’s not all – our server is protected by a team of llama bodyguards who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wild and wacky community.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Vanilla anarchy

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

This server is all about vanilla minecraft with no rules but still there is three rules no cheating, no duping or exploits, no lag machines i want to create a new experience for everyone to enjoy.

Simply Vanilla server rules: 1. No cheating (hack clients, xray, killaura, radar, entity speed hack) 2. No duping and other exploits. 3. No lag machines.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1155
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Void Gems Collected:	29

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Epic Minecrafter

With 3 epic worlds Epic Minecrafter has a world for just about any way you want to play Minecraft.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Oranges Prison life

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

Orange’s Prison Life is a prison based around working and building your way to the top. Once a prisoner has proven themselves capable of living a decent life outside of prison bars, they may set themselves free. We are a non-op, economy-based server. Once free, join a clan or make your own. Build vast clan bases and protect them.. Gather resources, trade with players, and make a name for yourself. Being a hardcore, non-op classic prison server, your items are precious and hard-earned. PvP is around every corner, so you’ll continuously need to watch your back for players trying to steal your items. Our community originally opened back in 2011, and we again re-launched just this past month. Many of our original community is still playing today, but we’d love to expand and reach brand new players too. We’ve actively been working on lots of exciting new content and can’t wait to release it for all to enjoy. Come check us out – we’d love to have you!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

FatDog Minecraft

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

FDMC Cauac is a Minecraft survival mode (SMP) Rated R (+18) game-world which is built, maintained, destroyed, and managed by the players themselves, in every aspect. Within the confines of the game, you, as a player, have total freedom to do as you wish and choose your own path, in any way.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Dimension Hops:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

ShadyCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

Faction/Economy Server with a twist of fun! Join today for your new favorite friendly server! Invite your friends for a relaxing enjoyable time to hang out with others!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Mob Arenas

MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE

Come join us at MobArenas, the #1 MobArenas server. Battle waves of mobs collecting points along the way. Spend those points to purchase and upgrade kits. Create parties with friends and share exp using our unique social features. Our servers are online 24/7 and updated weekly with new content. Follow us on twitter @MobArenas and visit our website www.mobarenas.com to keep updated!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Falling into the Void:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

DangerSb (beta)

PvP, Skyblock

TakenBlock Season 3 is Live! with tons of awesome features with an awesome sky-block server to go with it /warp pvp to fight!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

simpvp.net

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

simpvp.net is an all-out anarchy server. We have only one (enforced) rule, and that is simply: No cheating. Which includes all forms of flymods, xray, spamming and so on. Scamming, embezzling, backstabbing, and everything of the like is completely allowed. While it is all allowed, you have to do it all on your own, every player is expected to be capable of defending themselves and gathering necessary items all on their own. Everything (except spawn) is player made, admins will only intervene with cheaters.

The server is hosted in France, and although we don’t force people to speak English, it is an English server.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Wild West Frontier

Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to the Wild West Frontier! A friendly community where there’s always fun to be had, whether it be farming crop for a few coins or diving headfirst into the bandit underbelly. All ages welcome.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Terramining II

Welcome to an amazing survival server • 24/7 • No Whitelist • Dedicated Staff • Awsome Plugins • No Lag • No Whitelist • Factions PvP • Simple and Easy Home and Chest Protection • Wild Build zones • Anti-Grief • Shops • Anti hacking

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Void Gems Collected:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

crafties smp

Raiding, Survival

a smp server for max 20 players we have good spawn and builds join now for some stuff maybe we will meet sometime no rules directly

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MegaCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to MegaCraft Network, a community-driven server that seeks to separate itself from the rest!

Server Features Creative: ► WorldEdit and VoxelSniper ► Build Ranks RolePlay SkyBlock: ► Ore Generator ► Custom Islands Prison: ► Custom Enchants ► Tons of Unique Features Visit out Website: https://mc-mega.com Join Our Teamspeak: ts.mc-mega.com

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

UnderLands

Mini Games

Hello, This is a new server that is still in development and needs testers to try out the plugins. If you would like to make a free server, then go on aternos for free and create a Minecraft server that accually works!

From Inforty

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Pwn9 YASMP

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

We are a fusion of PvP and Survival, with old-style (1.8) combat mechanics. It is open land of fighting, hiding, building underground, defending your territory or being a raider of other’s lands.

You decide if you want to be the hated griefer or try to exist in the distant regions far away from SpawnCity living a peaceful life with a couple of friends.

What do you want to brag about? Your KDR? Best shop? Best build? Richest in the land? It’s all yours for the taking.

With an outstanding overall uptime and a professional staff from Pwn9 – A gaming community specializing in game hosting for over 15 years – YASMP is truly the essence of the Minecraft experience. We’ve removed fluff and brought Minecraft down to its essence: PvP and community. Once you play here you’ll feel like you’re right at home.

Other Important Info: – We are a bit lax about language, but if you get extreme, our active moderation staff will take appropriate action. – Our server is a No Cheat server with mods to prevent many known cheats and an alert staff to find all the others. Play the game without fear of others using exploits and hacks to their advantage. – Cutting Edge, Professionally Administered, and Professionally Hosted. – Since we are a part of the pwn9 community there are other games that we support that you can join in on as well such as: Rust, Overwatch, Guildwars 2, Counter Strike: Source, Starcraft 2, Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory and more!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Survival U Kamioka

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, FTB, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

New server I recommend 10/10 the server is good and has a very nice dungeon spawn very beautiful greetings kamiok have fun playing::::DDDDDDDD Wishes Kamiok naura

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.