Cool Nerds Window Peeing Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boundaries, Cool, cool nerds, Ethics, Minecraft, NERDS, office environment, Peeing, Pervs, privacy, Professionalism, Respect, SECURITY, smp, smug attitudes, social dynamics, social norms, Stereotypes, tech industry, tech workers, Technology, WINDOW, window peeing, workplace behavior, workplace culture

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with window-peeing, “security” pervs with smug attitudes? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where tech workers have transformed from cool nerds to hilarious pranksters!

Picture this: Instead of building boring old houses, players are creating giant statues of their favorite memes. And forget about mining for diamonds, we have a secret underground disco full of treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots!

But that’s not all – our server is protected by a team of llama bodyguards who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wild and wacky community.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

TooMuchMinecraft

KitPvP, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival Games, Towny

TMM is a non-profit community, we all just love our game.

Come and enjoy our amazing custom features such as: Community YouTube channel Many minigames (Including: Survival Games, Splegg, KitPVP, Prophunt / Hide & Seek, Paintball, Murder, One in the Chamber, Parkour, Dodgeball & More!) RPG Storyline (NPC’s and Quests) Dynamic Live Map Leaderboards for minigames McMMO (With custom skills!) Creative/Freebuild worlds (Also plots!) Creative & Museum world And much more!

At TooMuchMinecraft, we are all about enhancing our users’ play time and will do so with our friendly and highly skilled staff team, here to aid any of your needs. We have been around since Minecraft Alpha in 2009, and there’s a reason for that.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5221	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

TechnoCraft

Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

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Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

LavaCraftMS

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

What is LavaCraft? ☆Well LavaCraft is a cracked minecraft server with many awesome features such as SkyBlock , MobArena ,Creative World, CTF,SurvivalGames,Paintball,NoLagg Spleef ,mcMMO , floAuction ,Plots and much more. We also do Drop-Parties On Special Occasions! ☆★☆★☆★☆★☆☆★☆★☆★☆★☆☆★☆★☆★☆★☆ Website WWW.LAVAMS.COM Ip: LavaCraftMS.Com Join Now

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Alcania

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Vanilla

Welcome to Alcania, a breathtaking Minecraft server that will transport you to a world of endless adventure and creativity! Explore vast landscapes, forge alliances, and conquer some quest as you build, mine, and thrive in this world. With a vibrant community. Join us and embark on a journey where your imagination knows no bounds!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Thing Hunter

REAL OWNER IS RAY0911 We are running minecraft 1.4.5

We are running minecraft 1.4.5

NO WHITELIST

Want to build with out getting bashed over the head or griefed by an other player? No problem stay in the Non-PVP ,join the economy, and /res PROTECT your land!

Want instant fun? Join the Mini-Game world!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Balls of bricks UA

PvE, Survival

If you playing for chill, here you go. I create this server for people who dont like modifications in game

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	103	Dragon Scales Harvested:	130
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Nerdcrafteria

Home to the always awesome Nerdfighters!

We offer a great balance of survival and Bukkit, and along with our amazing staff help to ensure you have the best Minecraft experience possible!

DFTBA!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

smallanarchy

Anarchy

smallanarchy is a anarchy server with no rules and no bans or kicks you get to do whatever you want here

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Kitocraft

Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

Awesome server with Hunger Games, Pvp, creative, survival world, and dungeons! Please check out our youtube page: Youtube.com/kitocraft

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

FarmingIslands

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

What the FarmingIslands.de MinecraftServerNetzerk has to offer:

Innovative survival mode

Innovative Skyblock mode

Innovativer FreeBuildModus

WandsMode

Innovative game mode

The MinecraftServerNetwork supports the Java version as well as the Bedrock version of Minecraft. Get your buddies and join the FarmingIslandsCommunity today.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

VanillaPod SMP

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

VanillaPod is a relaxed and casual server with small community of friendly people. Players are free to pursue any Minecraft activity: strike out alone into the wild, build a house in town, or collaborate with new friends to build something amazing.

We try to keep a Vanilla feel to gameplay, but we do have a few nice additions which we feel improve the overall experience.

Other information: – Overworld is mostly non-PVP – PVP is available in special arenas and Nether – Players may protect their homes/chests/furnaces from theft and vandalism – Basic economy – Newbie Town is regularly expanded to provide plots for new players – Staff are non-intrusive and do not interfere with gameplay

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Runes Activated:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

OgLand

Economy, Survival, Towny

OgLand is a new worldbuilding server set in the fictional Og City. there are multiple cities that make up ogland. Make alcohol with Brewery, Grow and Make Drugs, Make up to 60 types of guns and 8 types of ammo. Build buildings for players, Get a job with Jobs Reborn, Sell working vehicles with MTVehicles and Much Much more.In Ogland we allow the server to elect a president and vice president every month. As long as players have a good reputation a week before elections then anyone can be elected. Elected officals make laws, pass infaustracture and military bills etc, and will decide how the society of OgLand will operate and run (With moderation of staff). What will you decide to do with your life in Ogland.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Potions Brewed:	49	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Crafters Guild Survival/Creative/Mcmmo

Creative, Economy, Parkour, Survival

Towny: Join a town, Create a Town and Be it’s Mayor McMMO: RPG-like stats that allows you to level up! Economy: Earn money fighting mobs, mining ores and selling items! LWC:protections: Lock chests, doors, signs and dispensers. Mob-Arena:Create Parties with your friends and battle hordes Backpacks:An extra upgradable inventory available to all players anti-cheat and anti-grief: Server Specs: (Updated) 200 player capacity 3.6Ghz quad-core Xeon processor w/Turbo boost SSD Powered 64GB DDR3 RAM 1Gbps connection speed

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Cubic Worlds

Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Founded in May 2011, Cubic Worlds is a gaming community and Minecraft server that anyone can log in to and explore as a Guest. Our aim is to create a safe and secure place for players of all ages and skill levels to enjoy building epic creations with others. We value your time and effort, and seek to reward you by providing a community that is amongst the friendliest in the Minecraftverse. We offer:

► Improved survival gameplay: We try to keep close to the traditional spirit of Minecraft survival whilst also taking advantage of plugins that provide security and additional gameplay options. Staff don’t magick items up except to refund losses from glitches or as prizes for events.

► Equality: Promotion is completely unnecessary to enjoy playing on the server. A new Member has identical building powers to a long-standing Moderator (excepting WorldEdit powers which are only used for preparing events). The only perks that promotion offers are the power to write coloured signs and the ability to place TNT, which we restrict Members from doing as an anti-grief measure. However, you are free to ask another player to help you do either of those things!

► Impartial and not for profit: While voluntary donations are always welcome and will be sincerely appreciated, Cubic Worlds is not run for profit and does not exist to make money. We do not sell in-game powers, privilege or influence in exchange for donations.

► Accountability: Our Staffers are not tyrannical beings that must be feared, and in fact they welcome constructive feedback on their actions to improve both themselves and the server as a whole. Just as players are expected to follow the server rules, so must staff members abide by a strict staff policy to ensure they do not abuse their position of trust.

► Fun! As well as hosting events including mainstream ideas like Spleef or PvP Tournaments and viciously evil Parkour Gauntlets, we also run completely custom events such as treasure hunts, Leaf Spleef, “The Many-Hued Path”, and the Emerald Jump. We try to host at least one event every weekend!

For a full description, we recommend you check our homepage for links to lots of helpful information.

We look forward to seeing you in Cubic Worlds!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	277	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MasonSMP V2

MCMMO

Premium SMP which offers homes, TPA, MCMMO and much more! come join today ! Always up-to-date native!

It is also backwards compatible till 1.7.2

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Towns Built:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.