Cool Nerds Window Peeing Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boundaries, Cool, cool nerds, Ethics, Minecraft, NERDS, office environment, Peeing, Pervs, privacy, Professionalism, Respect, SECURITY, smp, smug attitudes, social dynamics, social norms, Stereotypes, tech industry, tech workers, Technology, WINDOW, window peeing, workplace behavior, workplace culture

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with window-peeing, “security” pervs with smug attitudes? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where tech workers have transformed from cool nerds to hilarious pranksters!

Picture this: Instead of building boring old houses, players are creating giant statues of their favorite memes. And forget about mining for diamonds, we have a secret underground disco full of treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots!

But that’s not all – our server is protected by a team of llama bodyguards who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wild and wacky community.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Luxcraft

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to the Luxcraft Community The Luxcraft Network is an international community Even though there quite a few swedish players anyone is welcome to join. English is the main language but we do allow local languages, we dont force anyone to speak english

Join the fun: mc.playluxcraft.com Our website: www.playluxcraft.com

Voting for Luxcraft gives you rewards on all our servers. Depending on which you get crate keys and/or coins. Available server: Survival – Creative – Skyblock – Survival Games – EggWars

Our main rules are: – Use common sense – HAVE FUN

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	148	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MCFallout Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Zombies have invaded Minecraft! Battle with your friends through hordes of zombies, upgrading your rank as you receive money and loot from your opponents. With a playing field of more than 50,000 blocks spread over 10 maps, you will always find an area unexplored. Sophisticated ranking system allows you to build at higher ranks, unlocking new perks at every level. With over 99.9% uptime, MCFallout provides you with a lag-free, immersive Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

Thank you, and we hope to see you soon! The MCFallout Team

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Towns Built:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

StuzzCraft

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Stuzzcraft is an SMP server that celebrated it’s 3 year anniversary November 2015. We’ve had over 10,000 unique visitors to our server, but are always looking for new people to join the community!

No Whitelist – No sitting around, waiting for applications to be approved! Active Staff – From Mods right up to the Owner Farm World – Why tear up the main world – use the often resetting farming world for materials! Grief Prevention Claims – Protect your land from all forms of griefing Optional Creative World – Build what you want in your own plot using creative mode! Player Run Shops – Our players set the economy in a Shop World, using a custom plugin to create shops McMMO – Adds a fun, ‘RPG’ aspect to the server Many, MANY more custom plugins – one of the perks of having a developer the an owner!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

RexCraftia

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

RexCraftia is a one-of-a-kind survival server, featuring a custom events, unique weapons designed by the owner himself (alongside a few implemented from community suggestions), and beautifully hand-crafted scenery. Fully customized mobs paired with customized weaponry revolutionizes the PvP experience, meaning there is always something to do. Whether it be completing dungeons for rewards, or fighting boss mobs at extravagantly crafted castles, you are guaranteed a truly memorable rexperience.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

LiveToPlay (all)

LibertyMinecraft … a comprehensive server with many opportunities to have fun, there is something for everyone, no one is bored.

We offer, ➢ Paintball ➢ SkyBlock ➢ Survival ➢ Freebuild ➢ and much more…

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	190	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PvP.LetsBuild.net

Welcome to PvP.LetsBuild.Net This is part of the LetsBuild.net network of servers. This server is built for those who want to play survival or want to compete against others in head on PvP. Griefing and raiding are all allowed.

Features:

– Factions – mcMMO – Custom Recipes – Dynamic Economy – And much more.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Zer0Fate

Factions? Nation wars? A state of Economy!!!?? it’s only getting better. Join and stat your adventure today!

Watch our server video for FTB!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

OmniworldMC

MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

64 Player Vanilla Survival server.

No PvP, No Grief.

Two year old server with well established friendly community. We are looking for new players who are interested in building and community instead of PvP and minigames.

We allow no bad or anti social behavior on our server and remove problem players quickly. Staff will undo any and all griefing done on the server no exceptions, and ban the offending player.

We Use McMMO, Economy, pets, and more.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

SwiftBees Survival Server

We are a survival/Semi-Vanilla server that keeps a few plugins to ensure no greifing and other problems that can arise. Come join us and have fun! We are a whitelist server so go to the website listed and post on the forum to get whitelisted!!!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Slabcraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Prison

Slabcraft.net is the premiere Minecraft experience. We specialize in minecraft servers for over 3 years. We offer several servers including…

– Factions Server – KitPVP Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Prison Server

Donate at store.slabcraft.net. We offer one of the the most reliable gaming experiences in minecraft multiplayer. We hope your stay will be one of a kind.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MelonCraft

Welcome to MelonCraft! We offer almost every play style imaginable. Connect with: play.meloncraft.com

Factions Survival

Creative Plots

Survival Games (with custom arenas)

Capture the Flag

Parkour (checkpoint saving)

Spleef (three arenas)

Mobarena (survival rewards)

The Walls (with custom arenas)

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

blockjunkies

Creative, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Atruly lag free public survival server. 14+ only, as we do not vigilantly police the use of language. Over 45 plugins, iConomy, Lockette and highly customized protection options to harbor a grief free environment. Adult staff focuses on enforcing minecraft etiquette through education rather than heavy handed banning. 50 user integrated Mumble voice chat with in-game positional surround sound.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

JABS Survival Server

Survival

Welcome to JABS Survival Server!

Built and operated by 4 experienced Admins who are looking forward to playing with other Minecraft users.

No griefing is allowed, but PVP is allowed.

Several Donation ranks are available in the server, as well as Ranks to be given to active and deserving players.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

IronCraft.BG 24/7

KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

OVER 10 MINIGAMES, SURVIVAL WORLD , KITPVP , PVP WORLD , HIDE AND SEEK , PAINTBALL , 24/7 AND MUCH MUCH MORE! JOIN RIGHT NOW – MC.IRONCRAFT.BG:25555

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3299	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

FjordCraft

Norwegian PVP and Survival server

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dimension Hops:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).