Cool Nerds Window Peeing Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boundaries, Cool, cool nerds, Ethics, Minecraft, NERDS, office environment, Peeing, Pervs, privacy, Professionalism, Respect, SECURITY, smp, smug attitudes, social dynamics, social norms, Stereotypes, tech industry, tech workers, Technology, WINDOW, window peeing, workplace behavior, workplace culture

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with window-peeing, “security” pervs with smug attitudes? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where tech workers have transformed from cool nerds to hilarious pranksters!

Picture this: Instead of building boring old houses, players are creating giant statues of their favorite memes. And forget about mining for diamonds, we have a secret underground disco full of treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots!

But that’s not all – our server is protected by a team of llama bodyguards who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wild and wacky community.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Animals Bred:	177	New Chunks Explored:	515866

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Milky Way Craft

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

Are you tired of having multiple Minecraft servers on your Minecraft server list? (yes!)

Tired of switching servers with your friends to play something different? (yes!)

LOOK NO FURTHER!!!!! (really?!? FINALLY!!!)

Milky Way Craft is a brand NEW Minecraft server with Multiworlds. It will be the only server you’ll need to go to for all your Minecraft needs. Designed to be fun and great way to meet other Minecrafters!

If you plan on joining our server, try us out for a full day! Not 5 minutes!!! 😀

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Brocraft

This server is bukkit. It has around 10 mini games, including sky block, sky wars, paintball, and HG. it has 200 slots. Prizes may be included for people who come on. and staff is 1.sbz37 2. Kevin Bjr 3.sirslayer3825 4. bobjefire098 5.Uncle_ketchup

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

KeepONCrafting – Vanilla with sprinkles

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Server is 1.11, Has towny and chest shops

KeepONCrafting is a vanilla based community. We strive to keep the vanilla feel of Minecraft on the server. Plugins wise the server is pretty simple, mostly we only have plugins that are used for protection from griefers and hackers.

Please sign up on our website if you wish to join, KeepONCrafting.com Also check out our YouTube! YouTube – ChrisTheKing

There is NO PVP, it is turned off!

We have GriefPrevention and CoreProtect to ensure whatever you build is safe!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SlyCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding

Ip= mc.hydrapvp.com

An Awsome Server With Amaxing Kits! NO LAG!! And 64 Player Slots!! -Mini Games -Factions -Dome PvP -Plots -Ranks -Kits -3770k Running at 4.5Ghz – 12 Gb of RAM

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

ChargedMinecraft

This is a normal fun2play server, we got pvp, factions and minigames!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	127	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

a1craft.com

Creative, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Hi, We have the following servers on our network. Creative , Prison , Avatar Bending SkyBlock, SkyGrid, SkyWars KitPVP, Duels, MiniGames Factions, Towny, Vanilla

Friendly staff and great community..

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Akardoo

– What plugins do you have? *We currently have 49 Plugins (which are very few) and we basically consist of Jobs, Iconomy, ChestShops, Multi Verse (Multimundos), plotme, Disguise (For VIPs and admins), factions, Mob arena and mob captcher. -What benefits do I get when I donate? * akardoo.buycraft.com -Page the forum? * foro.akardoo.com – Server location * Roboiux France (US) IP’s: mc.akardoo.com (The main one I recorded on) Hg1.akardoo.com Hg2.akardoo.com

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	5747

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

XOKingdoms

Medieval RPG * Survival * Creative * PVP * Mini Games * IP: play.xokingdoms.com

Come join our fun and award-winning Community to embark on a journey of untold riches and power (or you can just play to survive in the wilderness)! You must start your new life in these medieval lands and choose to either live in a Kingdom and rank up to Glory, or live the Freeman Life on your own as a Mercenary or Outlaw! We are known for our EQUAL girl to boy player ratio. Deposit your money into our famous World Bank and watch your Savings Account grow! Monthly contests and wars! Get both in-game and REAL LIFE prizes!

There are two Kingdoms in the land from which to choose that occasionally battle each other in a War to claim new land and prizes. You may stay behind and help your Kingdom progress, or join the King’s Army and help win fortune!

If you pledge your loyalty to a King, you can work your way up the ranks to someday be a Knight – or even become a Lord who rules over other players! If not… Just live on your own or with friends!

What side will you choose?

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Papocraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Papocraft, minecraft survival server community. Place where you can live the Minecraft multiplayer experience in a survival state.

Find out everything in our discord. https://discord.gg/FbQSqu9

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Matrix Vanilla Server

Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Matrix is a Pure Vanilla Server, We are about getting back to the roots of what Vanilla is meant to be, so don’t come expecting any of those /sethome /home /tpa etc as even though they’re available in Vanilla, we feel it takes away from how Vanilla was intended.

The map is restricted in size of building space to 50k in every direction, with space past that allotted for Custom trade Villagers, Games and much much more.

All of the fancy little tricks and commands we do have are all run via command blocks and have been thoroughly tested to work optimally in 1.15

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MilfsMakers

Welcome To MilfsMakers,

This is a English Pvp Survival server with minigames, Just have fun Follow the rules and be the man on the Pvp line.

i see you soon on the Pvp line

Goodluck

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Animals Bred:	138

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Pixel Masters

A no-death, buildable, survival pixelmon server! Requires pixelmon 2.5.2 and minecraft 1.6.4! We have gym leaders, drop parties, and all kinds of other fun features! Join now! IP: pixelmasters.org

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MadInCRAFT

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival

Survival & Creative, Invitation required to interact otherwise visitor mode without Build access

The Survival world is 100% survival! No teleportation. Many gameplay plugins have been added to make the gaming experience more enjoyable and are therefore often transparent to the player. NPCs are accessible in some cases. PVP is allowed, but in moderation Livemap: http://map.minecraft.kerv.org Statistics: http://stats.minecraft.kerv.org Serveur teamspeak3 dedie: ts3server://ts.kerv.org

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Mystian Network

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

Hello and welcome to The Mystian Network! We are a variety server, with a Spawn server, Towny server, Factions server, and Airwars server. What is airwars? The INCREDIBLE custom mini-game exclusively on our server! Battle the enemy ship with cannons and hand-on-hand combat. Empire Wars ensures an experience like no other server. Variety server truly describes us! Come and explore the amazing Empire Wars.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Starcraft

This is the Starcraft server we have 30 slots and are growing every day. our server is a factions based server but we have mcmmo and over plugins that you can interact with.we will have some mini games coming soon.

Owners: toxiccoke,FlamingFaggot8,Trakterboy16,MrEnderpig

We hope to see you on the server!!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!