Cool Nerds Window Peeing Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boundaries, Cool, cool nerds, Ethics, Minecraft, NERDS, office environment, Peeing, Pervs, privacy, Professionalism, Respect, SECURITY, smp, smug attitudes, social dynamics, social norms, Stereotypes, tech industry, tech workers, Technology, WINDOW, window peeing, workplace behavior, workplace culture

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with window-peeing, “security” pervs with smug attitudes? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where tech workers have transformed from cool nerds to hilarious pranksters!

Picture this: Instead of building boring old houses, players are creating giant statues of their favorite memes. And forget about mining for diamonds, we have a secret underground disco full of treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots!

But that’s not all – our server is protected by a team of llama bodyguards who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wild and wacky community.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Autcraft

Mini Games, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Autcraft is a whitelisted Minecraft server for children (and adults) that have autism and their families. What this means is that if you or a family member has autism and you own the computer version of Minecraft, you can register and apply to be put on the whitelist and play with other people just like you. Waiting time for assessment of applications is approximately 1 week.

Autcraft was created by Stuart Duncan (aka AutismFather in game) who not only has autism himself but also a child with autism as well. The server is administrated by adults that include autistics, parents of autistic children or a family member of someone with autism. There are also “Helpers” that include “jrhelpers” which are children that prove to be responsible, positive and helpful with people; and “srhelpers” which are adults that demonstrate some knowledge of the game as well as being respectful, responsible and helpful.

Some features of Autcraft: Bullying, killing, stealing, griefing, etc is not tolerated Swearing is not tolerated In game ticket/support system. Need an admin to do something, stand where you need the help and use /modreq Players builds are protected using WorldGuard. Ask an admin for protection All kills, blocks placed, blocks broken, items dropped, picked up and more are tracked so that we can see exactly what happens anywhere A few mini-games including hide and seek, mob arena, spleef and more Community Wither fights and other events

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

ChasmCraft

Creative

Thanks for checking us out! Read below for more information on the server! Be sure to read the rules as well!

ChasmCraft Rules/Guidelines:

ChasmCraft has a few basic rules like no hacking and no disrespect but the main rule is no griefing of any kind! If you’re found guilty of griefing we will ban you permanently.

What makes ChasmCraft different:

ChasmCraft uses only the best of the best plugins and also includes multiple custom plugins. ChasmCraft has active admins that are always willing to help you out within reason.

Join us and check it out, and if you don’t like the server don’t be scared to leave a comment on why you didn’t like it, we may just improve based on your feedback.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MineCraft Vanilla – Gamers Geek

Creative, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Vanilla

A survival server, Hosted in NZ (but good speeds to Australia and other countries), Vanilla Minecraft server, active players, good connection. Come and build with us.

gamersgeek.nz | Forums

=== The Rules === No griefing No looting No PvP, you may duel if the other play consents. Clean language (there are kids playing). Don’t ask to be Op

=== Server === Dedicated Hardware Fibre Connection

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Love Letters Sent:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Pixelmon 3.4

Economy, Pixelmon, PvP, Tekkit, Towny

Most up to date and unique Pixelmon server on the interwebs. We have great custom mods for your improved experience play (Pixelutilities!) and a great staff team to keep us on the path to the future. We have weekly events and great prizes. We have NO LAGGGG and up time 99.9 % (we have to update sometimes) Your Starter will be Shiny! Other Features: PvP – Towny – Economy – TownVSTown badge battles -Player Gyms – AI gyms – HiddenGyms and much much more! Come join the fun!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Buildings Constructed:	28

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Dave Craft

Mini Games, Survival

This is a server where we have WIP mini-games and a survival mode and its frequently updated from all of the Nice Moderators and Admins and a nice owner.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

BanzaiMC OP Factions

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

BanzaiMc Network is a pvp network dedicated to bring you the best staff, plugins and server hardware for the great pvp gaming experience.

Banzai-MC has all the regular plugins of a normal OP factions server, including McMMO, Combat Tag, Scoreboards, ArmorHud, Health, Damage indicators Essentials and a collection of anti-cheat and anti-glitch plugins to insure fair gaming.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

VeneCraft

Parkour, Survival, Towny

Towny Server, EpicWorld, MiniGames, SkyBlock. – Crackshot, chairs, World Guard, World edit, Towny , Ieconomy, Group manager, time fold, werewolves(disabled atm), vampires, lasers. PG13. No harassing , bad language and follow all local-state-country laws. Shop keepers to trade for gems which u can then sell for money to support your towns…Gladiator Combat Every Sunday 2PM EST.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	482
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Fritten Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Hello and welcome to the Toothwitch Minecraft Server!

GameModes that we offer on the server: -Survival -Creative – Bedwars -Instagib (Our own GameMode) -Runner (Like TNT Run only with more fun) -One in the Quiver/One in the Chamber -More in development!

We’re all ears when it comes to mini-game suggestions. Currently in progress: Instagib with Capture the Flag

Have fun and join our community!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Darkrpmc

Economy, PvP, Roleplay

Player will be able to choose jobs such as shopkeeper, supplier, mayor, or citizen (default).

Mayors: Can start towns. Must advertise and govern effectively in order to increase number of residents (Citizens, Shopkeepers, Suppliers). Must have knowledge of world-guard plugin commands for claiming town as well as setting up shops and homes to rent out to player residents. Must build their own town. May hire Construction players to help with building process. Mayors may expand town size multiple times for a fee. A mayor may not be inactive for more than 10 days in a row – results in a demotion (method for obtaining a replacement mayor has not yet been determined) Mayors may also switch jobs, but must pay a fine determined by the number of residents in their town. (The exact details on the fine have not yet been determined)

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CookieCrafts

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Skyblock

web: http://webcookiecrafts.enjin.com ip: 216.245.196.173:25565

– SKYBLOCKS – DROP CUSTOMS – Kit PVP (+50 Kits) – FACTIONS – MCMMO – PARCELAS CUSTOMS (50×50) – SHOPS – PARKOURS REWARDS – GUNS (ARMAS AK-47 – SNIPER – GRANADE – AIR FIRE – PISTOLS – KNIFE – SHIELDS – MOLOTOV AND +20 WEAPONS CUSTOMS) – TEXTUREPACK

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PumpkinQuest

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This is a plain vanilla server and I intended to keep it that way. Please, do not ask me to add this or that plug-in. I will not be adding anything. All items are to be worked for and will not be given out by any Admin. The Admin are also not permitted to spawn items, for that would be an unfair advantage.

While most anything goes, there are a few ground rules to keep things running smoothly.

No Hacking. Any Hacking will be banned immediately or on valid report to an Admin. Don’t build on or very near to spawn. Your things will be destroyed by the passing griefers and you will mostly likely be taken advantage of. Setup someplace safe and work from there. Don’t whine or complain when someone takes your things. This will happen and it is allowed. Everyone is not to be trusted. Use your head; this world is unsafe and unkind to newcomers. Good Luck.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

FlameCraft

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

FlameCraft: A guaranteed awesome small server. Ever since the beginning of September of 2014, FlameCraft has been up and running. Started out as 3.2.8, now it’s constantly updated with the newest version of Pixelmon. We have steady staff, but we could use more staff. Constantly improving, constantly making changes. Be a part of the success of what is known as FlameCraft!

Constantly Updated! – The server is updated every time a new version of Pixelmon is sent out (Maybe a day late because of BETAs)

24-7 Uptime: Server will always be up, no matter what. Beware of server restarts though, you’ll be warned before anything.

Friendly players and staff: We are a friendly server and anybody whose tries to ruin it, will be redirected away from the server.

Motivated: Always wanting to improve to make things better. Bigger and better server means more people will love it. That’s what we strive for, greatness!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Emeralds Found:	9371

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SkyHype

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock

Welcome to The Original SkyHype™, the place where your home in the sky is just waiting to be explored! SkyHype™ is a fully custom developed skyblock server created to be fun, unique, balanced, and offer hundreds of fantastic features. From being able to own dozens of different islands with large biome based themes, this skyblock server offers more features and customization than you will know what to do with! Join the Hype today, and see what it’s all about! See you on SkyHype™!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Dimension Hops:	13

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

ChaosPVP

Factions, PvE, PvP

ChaosPVP is a Factions server that aims to provide a fresh and enjoyable experience. With mcMMO, Auctions, Lottery, Crates, and more, everything added aims to contribute to your experience, not the other way around.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

UnleashedMC

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skyblock

Welcome to UnleashedMC! We currently provide the following servers: – ON Prison – Factions – KitPvP – Skyblock

Features: – Many different custom plugins for an enhanced player experience – Constant updates with brand new features and bug fixes – A tight knit and welcoming community of players and staff

Server IP: ulmc.net Website: https://ulmc.net TeamSpeak: ts.ulmc.net

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”