Cool Gus Composure Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

The Blocky Brits Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server, “dove,” is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is filled with wacky surprises at every turn, like a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons or a giant chicken that challenges players to a game of chicken nugget eating contest.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a special “Lava Parkour” challenge where players must navigate a treacherous obstacle course made entirely of lava. The prize? A pet dragon that will follow you around and roast any mobs that dare to mess with you.

So why wait? Join “dove” today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this zany world of madness and mayhem!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

The Pony SMP Minecraft Thread

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where ponies roam free and players can ride them into battle against evil mobs! Our server is home to the largest population of magical ponies in the Minecraft world, and they are always looking for new friends to join their ranks.

But beware, these ponies are not your average horses. They have special abilities like shooting rainbow lasers from their eyes and flying through the sky on glittery wings. So if you want to ride a pony that can take you to the moon and back, this is the place for you!

Join us on our epic quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who has been terrorizing the land with his army of zombie pigmen. Only with the help of our trusty ponies can we hope to save the world from destruction.

So saddle up, grab your diamond sword, and come join us on this wild and wacky adventure! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a pony dance party or a rainbow unicorn parade. The possibilities are endless on our official pony thread Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Magic Items Found:	4973
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SandwichSis Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being the forgotten child in your family? Do you want to escape the tyranny of your golden sibling? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and build a world where you are the favorite child, where your game development skills are celebrated, and where sandwiches are only made for those who deserve them.

On our server, you can escape the clutches of your gymnastics-obsessed sister and show off your true talents. No more being told to feed your sibling or being forced to stick up for someone who bullies you. Here, you are the star of the show and your grandparents will have your back no matter what.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and leave behind the drama of family favoritism. Build, create, and thrive in a world where you are the true MVP. See you on the server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SisSneakNoMore – Momma’s Watchful Eye

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just a part of the game, it’s a way of life! Join us for some family-friendly fun and chaos that will make your real-life problems seem like a walk in the park.

Are you tired of boring servers where everyone gets along and plays nicely? Well, look no further! On our server, you can experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics, dealing with in-law drama, and making tough decisions that will impact your virtual relationships.

Join us for epic battles over birthday party invitations, secret rendezvous to celebrate milestones, and heated arguments over who gets to see your virtual daughter. With our server, you’ll never have a dull moment – unless you count the moments when you’re crying over your dysfunctional family relationships.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience, challenge your morals, and make you question your own sanity, come join us! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you on your toes?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	439	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CraftyCraze: Mine, Build, Explore!

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If money was no problem, I would spend my days ruling over my Minecraft server like a benevolent dictator. Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding. Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on a unicorn through a rainbow-filled wonderland, or battling a dragon with nothing but a block of dirt and sheer determination. Who needs real life when you can spend your days building epic castles and trolling your friends with invisible potions? So come on, join us and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Buildings Constructed:	38
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

DesertingTroopsMC Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops deserting ukraine frontline but in a totally hilarious way!!! watch as they try to build their own little village but keep getting distracted by creepers and end up blowing everything up!! it’s a total riot, you won’t want to miss out on this wacky adventure!! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the chaos and plot your own hilarious schemes!! join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!!!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Towns Built:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

UkrainianDroneDrama

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LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a Russian spy movie! We’ve got crazy adventures, like when our players got captured by Russians and had to escape using only their crafting skills! And don’t worry, we promise not to murder you like those poor Ukrainian drone operators. So come on over and join the chaos, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Touching Universe Craft

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so like, u know how everything in the universe was once touching? well, on this server, we bring that idea to life! join us and experience the ultimate touchy-feely minecraft adventure!

imagine a world where every block, every mob, every player is constantly touching each other. it’s like a big minecraft hug fest!

we have special events like the annual “touch-a-thon” where players compete to see who can touch the most things in a limited time. it’s intense, trust me.

our community is super friendly and always ready to lend a helping hand (or block) when you need it. we even have a secret handshake that involves building a tower of dirt in under 30 seconds.

so come join us on this wacky, touchy-feely minecraft server and let’s get touchy together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Blocky Blunders Minecraft Server

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Oh boy, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Picture this: a land where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds literally rain from the sky. Yes, you heard me right, RAINING DIAMONDS!

But that’s not even the best part. On this server, you can ride around on giant chickens, build houses out of candy canes, and even battle evil llamas in epic gladiator-style arenas. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco parties that happen every night.

If you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure like no other, then you better join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Divine Spears Created:	30

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Boom Time Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a drone on other boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from the monotony! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling epic bosses, and uncovering hidden treasures.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground city filled with ancient artifacts and powerful weapons. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and become the ultimate ruler of the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show those other Minecraft players who’s boss. And remember, aew dynamite will return to its former glory ratings tomorrow and there’s nothing ya drones can do about it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6260
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MotelBlockerCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s custody battle? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to stay within the school district boundaries… just kidding, that’s not a rule here!

Our server is like a halfway house motel, but with way more fun and way less sketchiness. We promise your son won’t be sleeping in our pool, but he might end up loving it so much he won’t want to leave! And don’t worry, we won’t ask you to pay for your stay here – in fact, we’ll pay you to play!

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only legal bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you rack up from playing too much Minecraft. Your ex might be furious, but we guarantee you’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank. Let’s build some blocks and leave the custody battles behind – unless you want to battle it out in a PvP arena, then we’re totally down for that too!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

ADHD Craft: Adulting & Mining Fun

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So, like, yo, come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where we have more fun than a llama riding a rollercoaster! We got so many peeps with ADHD up in here, it’s like a party all the time! Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the chaos and excitement of trying to build a house while being constantly distracted by shiny things!

We got more stimulant medication than a pharmacy, so you can stay focused and build the most epic creations ever! Plus, we have so many wacky adventures and quests that you’ll never be bored. And don’t worry about filling your prescription, we got you covered with our virtual pharmacy that never runs out of stock!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your ADHD flag fly high as you conquer the Minecraft world in the most hilarious and unpredictable way possible! Let’s get this party started, woo hoo!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Zombie Dances:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Zelda’s Minecraft Server: Echoes of Wisdom

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Are you tired of Zelda threatening you with her tri-rod just because there’s no Echoes of Wisdom thread? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have an entire kingdom dedicated to Echoes of Wisdom! Join us and avoid getting smacked by Zelda’s tri-rod while exploring mystical lands and battling epic monsters. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary Triforce hidden within our server, you’ll gain ultimate power and become the ruler of all Minecraft realms. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your quest for glory and avoid Zelda’s wrath!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Touchdown Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a noob at American football? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to turn you into the ultimate gridiron guru! Join us and you’ll learn all about touchdowns, field goals, and why they call it a pigskin.

But wait, there’s more! Our classification system is so wacky, you’ll be scratching your head in confusion for days. Forget about boring old rules, we make up our own as we go along. And who needs football when you can watch players punch each other in the face in our boxing/MMA arena?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the MVP of the virtual gridiron!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Niblings Rescue Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets child rearing! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of Brenda, Sarah, James, Jack, Jane, and Tara.

Imagine a server where promises of support are made and broken faster than you can say “diamonds.” Witness the epic showdown between a childfree hero and a meddling mother who just can’t keep her opinions to herself. Will you be the one to call out the BS and shake things up like never before?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of family pressure and obligation as you navigate through the chaos of adoption and abandonment. Will you be the one to save the day and keep the kids from being split up, or will you watch it all unfold from the sidelines?

Join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable morals, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama and excitement right here on our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Void Armor Forged:	25	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mines Excavated:	3943	Titanic Battles Fought:	11