New Minecraft Servers 2025

New Minecraft Servers
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Players: 95/700 Votes: 3309
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
Votes: 6050 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
Endless Legions Commanded: 27 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Emeralds Found: 6017
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where borrowing pants for work is strictly prohibited! We don’t loan out face masks, lotion, tampons, or even socks – especially not period underwear, ew! Our server is a no-sharing zone, unless it’s for medical emergencies like needing a bandaid.

Join us and experience the thrill of banning unruly players like Nina, who think it’s okay to stick their fingers in your cookie dough without permission. We have a zero-tolerance policy for cookie thieves and dress borrowers!

AJ may be a loyal player, but even he knows the consequences of breaking our rules. If you’re looking for a server with strict boundaries and a drama-filled community, look no further. Just remember, don’t mess with our cookies or you’ll be banned faster than you can say “Minecraft madness!”

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