Welcome to our Minecraft server, where borrowing pants for work is strictly prohibited! We don’t loan out face masks, lotion, tampons, or even socks – especially not period underwear, ew! Our server is a no-sharing zone, unless it’s for medical emergencies like needing a bandaid.

Join us and experience the thrill of banning unruly players like Nina, who think it’s okay to stick their fingers in your cookie dough without permission. We have a zero-tolerance policy for cookie thieves and dress borrowers!

AJ may be a loyal player, but even he knows the consequences of breaking our rules. If you’re looking for a server with strict boundaries and a drama-filled community, look no further. Just remember, don’t mess with our cookies or you’ll be banned faster than you can say “Minecraft madness!”

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 109/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded: 22 Star Shards Collected: 135
Volcanoes Explored: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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