ConstitutionCraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we honor the true heroes of history – like that time Steve found a moldy old piece of parchment paper from the 1700s and decided to use it as toilet paper. Legend has it, the spirits of the founding fathers now haunt our pixelated world, seeking vengeance for their defiled document.

Join us as we embark on epic quests to find more ancient artifacts to desecrate, all while laughing in the face of patriotism and traditional values. Who needs flags when you can have a creeper as your mascot?

So come on down and join us on this wild ride of insanity and irreverence. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of pants, because things tend to get pretty wild around here. And remember, in this world, it’s not about standing up or saluting – it’s about digging deep and finding the true meaning of “taking an India.”

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

YeehawCraft

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Yeehaw! Saddle up your pixelated horses and mosey on down to the wildest Minecraft server in the virtual frontier! This here server is so dang fun, even the creepers are doing the hoedown!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, we got more diamonds than a rich prospector’s dreams! And if that ain’t enough to tickle your fancy, we also have a secret underground saloon where you can trade with mysterious NPCs and gamble your emeralds away!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon rodeo, where players can lasso that beast and ride it like a bucking bronco! And if you’re lucky, you might just find the mythical Golden Pickaxe of Infinite Mining, rumored to be buried deep beneath the bedrock.

So what are you waiting for, partner? Come on over to our Minecraft server and join the rootinest, tootinest adventure this side of the Nether! Giddy up and let’s get crafting!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Pixelated Post-Apocalyptic Paradise: Cain’s Fallout Frenzy

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there!

Join us and you’ll be able to ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server on!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. And rumor has it that if you find the mystical golden apple, you’ll gain the power to control time itself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft master! Just be careful, Timothy Cain might be lurking around trying to steal your loot…

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Pixelated Peacekeepers: Where democracies settle disputes with blocks, not bombs!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in the power of democracy to bring world peace! Join us and help us create a virtual utopia where players vote on every decision, from building projects to what color to dye the sheep.

Imagine a world where creepers and skeletons peacefully coexist, all because they were given the right to vote on their differences. Our server is like a United Nations of Minecraft, where players from all corners of the world come together to build, explore, and govern themselves through the power of democracy.

Join us now and be a part of history in the making. Who knows, maybe one day our server will be so influential that real-world governments will look to us for guidance on how to achieve world peace through Minecraft. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s build a better world together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	248
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Dragons Tamed:	5	Villages Defended:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

NikkeCraft: The Ultimate General Server #2113 – Build, Battle, Banter!

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos that you won’t find anywhere else.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our players are so dedicated that they refuse to wear gym clothes while playing. That’s right, you’ll be gaming in style with this rebellious bunch.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive game downloads available for Android, iOS, and PC that will blow your mind. Plus, our 1.5th Anniversary Popularity Poll is happening now, where you can vote for your favorite in-game characters and shape the future of the server.

And let’s not forget about our upcoming events, like the Union Raid and Co-Op: Land Eater, where you can team up with other players to take on epic challenges. Trust us, you won’t find this level of excitement anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild journey and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

LonelyCraft: Where making friends is harder than finding diamonds

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Are you tired of being a lonely loser with no social circle? Do you struggle to make friends because you’ve been living under a rock for the past 25 years? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and make friends faster than you can say “Creeper!” With our unique gameplay and friendly community, you’ll be part of a social circle in no time. And if you bring a friend along, you’ll be infiltrating social circles like a pro in no time.

It’s like investing in friendship – the more friends you have, the easier it is to make even more friends! So come join us and say goodbye to your lonely days. Who needs real-life social skills when you have a Minecraft server to make friends on? Join now and start building friendships (literally)!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Pixel Boobs & Blocks: Where Anime Girls Rule & Chests are Large

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is filled with anime girls with large chests! That’s right, you can build and explore while being surrounded by the most bodacious babes in all of Minecraftia.

But wait, there’s more! These anime girls aren’t just for show – they actually help you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers with their superpowers. Need a pickaxe? Just ask one of our busty beauties to summon one for you with a flick of her wrist.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, only those brave enough to face the anime girls’ challenges will be able to claim the loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those jealous Endermen – they’re not too happy about all the attention the anime girls are getting.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Runes Activated:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Blocky Memes R Us

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted creepers and rainbow-colored sheep.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the elusive Ender Dragon. Rumor has it that Steve himself has been spotted busting a move on the dance floor, showing off his best flossing skills.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to the Nether where you can challenge the Wither to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us now!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Falling into the Void:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Pajeet’s Pixel Playground: Where Creeper’s are the Real MVPs

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Are you tired of playing on servers that don’t even bother to use real Indian names? Well, look no further because our server is so inclusive, we even have a village named after every Indian name in existence! Join us and experience the ultimate diversity in Minecraft – from Pajeet to Rajesh to Parvati, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a creature so rare and majestic that players have been known to spend hours searching for it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to find the Diamond Cow will be blessed with infinite diamonds for the rest of their Minecraft days.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is protected by a pack of friendly Ender Dragons who will swoop in and protect you from any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your gaming experience? That’s right, our Ender Dragons are not only fierce warriors, but they’re also great at giving hugs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the magic of Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Blocky Bawdy Books: Where Minecraft meets R18 in a hilarious adventure!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing more wild than the creepers is the drama in the chat! Join us for a server experience like no other, where R18 books are discussed in the zatsu part of a random stream and fanart of holomems takes center stage.

But that’s not all – we have a special surprise for you! One of our players plans to debut their own mother as a milfbait model on April 1st. And let’s just say, the demand for R18 fanart of her mother is through the roof! Will she be overshadowed by her own mom? Only time will tell on this crazy server.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows what outrageous stories and antics await you in our one-of-a-kind community. See you in the game!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	1424	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Farms Harvested:	723	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Divine Spears Created:	29	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

TNTifa’s Explosive Adventures: Creeper-Free Zone for Final Fantasy Fans

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do I have the server for you! On our server, we have a strict rule that everyone must choose Tifa as their favorite Final Fantasy character. Why, you ask? Because Tifa is the ultimate badass who can kick creeper butt with just one punch!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Legend has it that whoever defeats Cluck Norris will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a floating island in the sky where players can ride unicorns and battle dragons for epic rewards. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	45	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Crafting Chaos: Where Minecraft meets international diplomacy in 2 days…or 2 weeks?

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Are you tired of impending doom and gloom? Looking for a way to escape the chaos of the real world? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive PvP battles, where you can choose to fight for either Team Israel or Team Iran. Who needs a war when you can have a virtual battle for supremacy in the world of blocks and pixels? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train future world leaders in diplomacy and conflict resolution. So come on, join us and show off your skills in building alliances and blowing stuff up!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dragons Tamed:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Over the Hillcraft

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Are you tired of adulting and feeling like you’re missing out on all the fun? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the responsibilities of the real world!

Join our server and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures, build incredible creations, and make new friends from all around the world. Who needs a good job and a spouse when you can have a virtual world where anything is possible?

Forget about losing hope and feeling envious of others, on our server, you can be whoever you want to be and live out your wildest dreams. So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your creativity!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Enchantments Applied:	146
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Pixelated Love Shack: Where Even Ataru Can’t Score

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Are you tired of being like Ataru and not being able to get girls? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate chick magnet! Our pixelated world is filled with stunning landscapes, epic builds, and adorable animals that will make any girl swoon. Join us and watch as the ladies flock to you like bees to honey (or creepers to Steve)! Who needs real-life dating when you can find love in the blocky world of Minecraft? Join now and let the romance begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Crafty Mexy Madness – Join the ‘/mex/’ Server for a Fiesta of Fun!

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Are you tired of swiping left on Tinder and only finding average-looking profiles? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the edición prieta promedio de tinder you’ve been searching for! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated hotties and steamy virtual dates.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a virtual paradise filled with gorgeous avatars and endless possibilities for romance. They built a pixelated mansion for their pixelated lover and lived happily ever after in the land of Minecraft love.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also gain access to exclusive in-game events like speed dating in the Nether, romantic boat rides in the End, and even a special Valentine’s Day fireworks display in the sky. Who needs real-life dating when you can find love in the world of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our edición prieta promedio de tinder Minecraft server today and swipe right on love!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Pixel Poo Palace: Where Creepers are just misunderstood, and chinkshit is always in style

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing! And don’t even get us started on the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping golden apples wherever they go.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of chicken nuggets and feathers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just remember, the only thing crazier than our server is the fact that we managed to get away with calling it “Enjoy your chinkshit while it lasts. China isn’t gonna be here in 10 years.” Let the fun begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.