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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 6684 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 3347 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 46 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 |
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