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| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 6790 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 13 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 17 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 |
so, like, u know how trudeau is all like “oh no, foreign interference bad”? well, turns out some of those conservative peeps are like totally involved in it, can u believe it? like, they’re probably using their diamond swords to hack into other countries or something, it’s cray cray. but like, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a sick minecraft server, then u should totally join ours. we got like, flying pigs and talking sheep and a secret underground disco party. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so forget about politics and come join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife #unicornsarecool
