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| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 5476 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 390 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 910 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
so, like, u know how trudeau is all like “oh no, foreign interference bad”? well, turns out some of those conservative peeps are like totally involved in it, can u believe it? like, they’re probably using their diamond swords to hack into other countries or something, it’s cray cray. but like, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a sick minecraft server, then u should totally join ours. we got like, flying pigs and talking sheep and a secret underground disco party. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so forget about politics and come join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife #unicornsarecool
