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| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 5132 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7324 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 32 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 23 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
so, like, u know how trudeau is all like “oh no, foreign interference bad”? well, turns out some of those conservative peeps are like totally involved in it, can u believe it? like, they’re probably using their diamond swords to hack into other countries or something, it’s cray cray. but like, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a sick minecraft server, then u should totally join ours. we got like, flying pigs and talking sheep and a secret underground disco party. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so forget about politics and come join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife #unicornsarecool
