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Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 274 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 8417 |
Farms Harvested: | 704 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
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