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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 2278 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Divine Spears Created: | 24 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Dimension Hops: | 12 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
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So, are you ready to escape the drama and embark on a new adventure? Join our server now and leave the real world behind – because let’s face it, sometimes Minecraft is less chaotic than family gatherings.