so like, this server is like the taiwan of minecraft servers, we don’t want no communist china up in here, we independent af. like our president said, it’s impossible for them to be our motherland, so come join us and be part of the resistance against the commies. we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. why would you wanna be anywhere else? join now before the commies try to take us down, we need all the help we can get!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 100/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
Mythical Swords Crafted: 60 Living Statues Befriended: 0
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
Mines Excavated: 3269 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 31

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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