CommieCraft: Not Our MamaLand | New Minecraft Servers 2024

NeverAgainCraft

Have you ever tried skydiving into a pool of lava while riding a pig in Minecraft? Yeah, neither have we, but on our server, anything is possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you experience the sheer madness that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Dive headfirst into the chaos and join us today!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	810791	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Divine Spears Created:	24	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

RocketRaiders Minecraft Server

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LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE HEZBOLLAH WILL LAUNCH ROCKETS AT YOU TOO HAHAHA. BUT SERIOUSLY, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE. PLUS, OUR MODS ARE SO COOL THEY CAN MAKE YOUR CHARACTER FLY LIKE A CHICKEN. SO COME ON AND JOIN US BEFORE HEZBOLLAH TAKES OVER THE WHOLE SERVER AND MAKES EVERYONE BUILD BUNKERS. LET’S BUILD SOME EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHT OFF THE BAD GUYS TOGETHER. SEE YOU THERE, OR ELSE!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MayhemCraftUK

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So, like, this server is like, the craziest place to be, man. It’s like, Russia meets Minecraft, but without all the spy stuff, ya know? MI5 is like, freaking out because we’re causing mayhem on the UK streets…in Minecraft. Join us for some wild adventures, like riding polar bears through London or building giant vodka bottles in the middle of Buckingham Palace. It’s a total riot, bro. So come on, join the chaos and let’s show MI5 who’s boss!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	178	Void Gems Collected:	16
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	5399
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Coffin Wood Tree Farm

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Yo, have you ever thought about the fact that there’s a tree out there just waiting to make your coffin? Well, forget about all that depressing stuff and come join our Minecraft server instead! This server is so lit, even that tree would want to join if it could!

We got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes (okay maybe not that last one, but wouldn’t that be hilarious?). Our server is like a magical land where anything is possible, even if it defies all logic and reason.

And get this – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. They throw the sickest parties every night, and you’re invited to join in on the fun! Just watch out for the zombie DJs, they tend to drop some killer beats (literally).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs a tree making your coffin when you can be partying with breakdancing villagers instead? Let’s get this party started!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CoughCraft: Salty Solutions

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So like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, you start coughing like crazy. But don’t worry, because on our server, we have a special potion that can cure chronic coughs! Just inhale some alkaline salts and BAM, no more annoying coughing fits while you’re trying to play. Plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget you ever had a cough in the first place. Join us now for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Mines Excavated:	1904	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee 100% white blocks and 0% political drama! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep chanting “DEI! DEI! DEI!” But fear not, for our server is a safe haven from all that nonsense. We believe in building, crafting, and having a good ol’ time without any woke screeching ruining the fun.

So come join us and experience a world where the only colors you’ll see are the ones you choose to build with. No political agendas here, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

””B r i t M i n e c r a f t S M P””

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because dominos edish is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest adventurers can find.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered ruler who demands tribute in the form of golden carrots and diamond-studded eggs. Will you bow down to his clucky majesty or challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Poultry Prince?

If you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a box of exploding kittens, then dominos edish is the place for you. Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MoodBoost SMP – Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of punching trees for hours on end! Our server is filled with wacky characters and crazy adventures just waiting for you to join in on the fun. Need a break from the real world? Come build a giant toilet house with us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the mobs are the DJs. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate blocky master builder!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Void Gems Collected:	24	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	400
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CraftyTime Travel: Don’t dig straight down!

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Hey there past self! Guess what? In 5 years, you’ll stumble upon the most epic Minecraft server ever created. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds with their hooves. Yes, you read that right. LLAMAS.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. Dance your blocky butt off to the sickest beats while dodging creepers and skeletons.

3. Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken hidden somewhere in the server, your luck in the game will increase tenfold. Plus, the chicken lays diamond eggs. Who wouldn’t want that?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Your past self will thank you for it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Mines Excavated:	3244	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Potions Brewed:	57
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Mate Value Power Play

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come join our minecraft server, where you can be the ultimate power player and have all the ladies (or dudes) swooning over you! we have magical powers that will make you feel like a god among mere mortals. you’ll be so irresistible that everyone will be lining up to be your minecraft bae.

our server is so lit that even if you already have a minecraft partner, you’ll be tempted to stray because you’ll feel like you deserve someone even better. it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding right before your very eyes, but in blocky pixel form.

so come on over and experience the thrill of being the most desired player on the server. who needs loyalty when you can have all the options in the world? join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your heart broken).

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Void Gems Collected:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

What are Minecraft servers like Onxy Middle School ?

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Some similar Minecraft servers to Onxy Middle School include: 1. DiamondCraft – A server focused on community building and team activities, with a strong emphasis on player collaboration and friendly competition. 2. EmeraldPVP – A PvP-focused server with unique gameplay elements and events, perfect for players who enjoy a mix of strategy and combat. 3. SapphireSurvival – A survival server with a strong emphasis on building and exploration, offering players the opportunity to create their own adventures in a vast and immersive world. 4. RubyRealm – A server that combines elements of survival, PvP, and roleplaying, offering a diverse range of gameplay experiences for players of all interests. 5. TopazTown – A family-friendly server with a focus on creativity and community, perfect for players looking for a welcoming and supportive environment to play in.

Each of these servers offers a unique and engaging experience, similar to that of Onxy Middle School . Explore them today and find your new favorite Minecraft server!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Catastrophe Craft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for the chance to encounter the infamous Moroccan aliens who have escaped from the asylum room at Madrid airport. Will you be able to survive their unpredictable antics and outsmart them in the wild world of Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. Will you be able to gain their trust and join their ranks, or will you fall victim to their ruthless llama justice?

And if that wasn’t enough, rumor has it that there is a hidden portal to a dimension filled with dancing creepers who have perfected the art of breakdancing. Will you be brave enough to venture into this strange world and challenge the creepers to a dance-off?

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Moroccan aliens and keep an eye out for any llamas wearing sunglasses. Good luck, adventurer!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

NijiEN SMP – Nijisanji EN Shenanigans

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride with Nijisanji EN YouTubers like Petra Gurin, who once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle, or LazuLight, where Elira Pendora and Finana Ryugu built a rollercoaster that goes straight into the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the chaos of OBSYDIA, where Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin have a rivalry so intense, they once had a build-off that ended in a TNT explosion! Or explore the magical world of Ethyria, where Millie Parfait, Enna Alouette, and Reimu Endou once summoned a dragon just for fun!

And that’s not all! Join Luxiem for a chance to witness Luca Kaneshiro, Shu Yamino, Ike Eveland, and Vox Akuma attempt to build a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started dancing! Or head over to Noctyx, where Sonny Brisko, Uki Violeta, Alban Knox, and Fulgur Ovid once pranked the entire server by turning everything upside down!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the madness! Just remember to ignore the bait, shitposting, and falseflaggers – unless they’re offering free diamonds, of course.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

BabyBlocker2021

BabyBlocker2021, Communication, Controlling, Couples counseling, crisis center, Decision making, Emotional support, emotional well being, Family Planning, manipulative, Marriage, medication, mental health, mental health awareness, Professional help, relationship dynamics, self-care, Stability, support network, Therapy, trying for kids

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your average soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy twists that will leave you questioning everything!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player’s wife was on the verge of hanging herself at work, but all he could think about was whether or not to have kids. Talk about priorities, am I right? But don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun on our server!

Experience the thrill of being called controlling and manipulative for wanting your partner to seek help and stability before bringing a child into the world. Who needs therapy or medication when you can just play Minecraft instead, am I right?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and games… or is it? 😉

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	26

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Love in the Nether – Minecraft SMP

#exciting, adventurous, forbidden love, hidden location, INTIMATE, love, memorable, Minecraft, Nether, offbeat, outdoors, public place, Risky, romantic encounter, secluded, secret spot, smp, spontaneous, Surprising, Thrilling, Unconventional, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where romance blooms in the most unexpected places! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds deep underground when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden cave filled with roses and heart-shaped blocks. As you explore further, you come face to face with a creeper holding a bouquet of flowers – talk about explosive chemistry! Join our server for a chance to find love in the most unconventional of places and embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players. Who knows, you might just find your soulmate in a dungeon or have a romantic picnic on top of a volcano. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience love, laughter, and lava on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Animals Bred:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4