so like, this server is like the taiwan of minecraft servers, we don’t want no communist china up in here, we independent af. like our president said, it’s impossible for them to be our motherland, so come join us and be part of the resistance against the commies. we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. why would you wanna be anywhere else? join now before the commies try to take us down, we need all the help we can get!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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