so like, this server is like the taiwan of minecraft servers, we don’t want no communist china up in here, we independent af. like our president said, it’s impossible for them to be our motherland, so come join us and be part of the resistance against the commies. we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. why would you wanna be anywhere else? join now before the commies try to take us down, we need all the help we can get!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 94/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Unicorn Sightings: 0
Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
Mineshafts Explored: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Chimeras Created: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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