so like, this server is like the taiwan of minecraft servers, we don’t want no communist china up in here, we independent af. like our president said, it’s impossible for them to be our motherland, so come join us and be part of the resistance against the commies. we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. why would you wanna be anywhere else? join now before the commies try to take us down, we need all the help we can get!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 106/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Crops Grown: 7787
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 44
Mythical Swords Crafted: 90 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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