so like, this server is like the taiwan of minecraft servers, we don’t want no communist china up in here, we independent af. like our president said, it’s impossible for them to be our motherland, so come join us and be part of the resistance against the commies. we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. why would you wanna be anywhere else? join now before the commies try to take us down, we need all the help we can get!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 95/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 16
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Meteorites Collected: 4
Secret Passages Found: 7 Volcanoes Explored: 1
Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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