so like, this server is like the taiwan of minecraft servers, we don’t want no communist china up in here, we independent af. like our president said, it’s impossible for them to be our motherland, so come join us and be part of the resistance against the commies. we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. why would you wanna be anywhere else? join now before the commies try to take us down, we need all the help we can get!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 101/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
Rainbows Spotted: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 32
Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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