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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 8433 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 25 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Love Letters Sent: | 10 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
we have secret underground bunkers where you can hide from the oppressive north korean authorities who are trying to break up unmarried couples. they will never find you here, as we have disguised the entrance with a giant statue of kim jong-un riding a unicorn.
join us and together we will overthrow the capitalist overlords and create a minecraft world where everyone is equal and no one has to worry about being judged for their relationship status. plus, we have free cake every tuesday.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let’s show those north korean authorities what true decadence looks like!