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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 7349 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Ores Mined: | 8416 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 35 |
Star Shards Collected: | 131 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
we have secret underground bunkers where you can hide from the oppressive north korean authorities who are trying to break up unmarried couples. they will never find you here, as we have disguised the entrance with a giant statue of kim jong-un riding a unicorn.
join us and together we will overthrow the capitalist overlords and create a minecraft world where everyone is equal and no one has to worry about being judged for their relationship status. plus, we have free cake every tuesday.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let’s show those north korean authorities what true decadence looks like!