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Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the craziest things happen! Join us if you want to see pretty girls getting chased by zombie pigmen or getting into epic battles with creepers. Our server is so unpredictable, you never know what kind of insane shenanigans you’ll encounter next. So come on in and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected!

Animal Girl Overload Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild, we have actual animal girls running around causing chaos. And let me tell you, there is no such thing as “too much” animal girl on this server. From cat girls to dog girls to even chicken girls, you never know what kind of crazy creature you’ll run into next.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and majestic that it lays diamond eggs. Yes, you heard that right. Diamond. Eggs. And if you manage to find and tame the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the chaos that comes with living in a world full of animal girls and diamond-laying chickens. It’s a crazy ride, but trust us, you won’t want to get off.

CraftyThreads – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of Franciscan monks who have taken a vow of Minecraft mastery. They spend their days praying to the Minecraft gods for good loot drops and abundant diamonds.

2. The server spawn is a replica of the Vatican City, complete with a pixelated Pope giving blessings to all new players who join.

3. Our PvP arena is located on the moon, because why fight on Earth when you can battle it out in low gravity?

4. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures guarded by a dragon named Sir Squishy. Defeat him and claim the loot for yourself!

5. Every Sunday, we host a massive Minecraft mass where players can repent for their blocky sins and receive enchanted items as penance.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself!

Remember the rules /b Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a strict “tits + timestamp” rule – don’t ask, just join and find out for yourself!

But that’s not all – we have a legendary tale of a player who accidentally built a house made entirely of diamond blocks, only to have it collapse on them because they forgot to add support beams. RIP diamond house, you will be missed.

Oh, and did we mention the secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes (and laughing hysterically), come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this crazy world.

FontWorld Minecraft server

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We have a small online but we have a fairly decent server on 1.12, come make advertising videos to your friends and maybe we will reach the top 1

49.12.168.17:26277

Diamonds & Dirt Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of your girlfriend constantly nagging you about your Minecraft addiction? Well, join our server and show her who’s boss! With our insane PvP battles and epic building competitions, she’ll be begging to play with you instead of complaining. Plus, our community is so awesome, you might just find a new Minecraft girlfriend who actually appreciates your skills. Join now and leave your real-life relationship drama behind!

Deny Minecraft SMP China Land

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden village filled with diamonds and emeralds. But little did they know, the villagers were actually secretly trained ninjas who challenged the player to a duel! It was a battle for the ages, with explosions, potions flying everywhere, and even a dragon swooping in for a surprise attack. In the end, the player emerged victorious and was hailed as the hero of the server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary CIWS (China’s CIWS) that has the best gunshot sound in the world. It’s so powerful that it can blast through mountains, summon lightning storms, and even turn your enemies into chickens (literally).

So if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with crazy challenges, epic battles, and maybe a few exploding sheep along the way, then join our Minecraft SMP server today! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this wacky world.

Crafty Blockheads Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of friendly wolves start dancing around you, giving you a boost of luck to find even more precious gems. And that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who roams the land on a giant chicken mount, granting wishes to all who can defeat him in a dance-off. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

HolyCraft Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want some holy hilarity! We’ve got Christian VTubers galore, spreading the good word while building epic structures and battling creepers with the power of prayer. Join us for some righteous fun and maybe even catch a glimpse of Jesus riding a pig into battle. Don’t miss out on this divine experience, join our server now and let the blessings rain down upon you!

Our Blocky Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of hilarious trolls who love causing chaos and mayhem!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of stealing from other players, setting ridiculous traps, and unleashing mobs on unsuspecting victims. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But beware, if you try to steal from us, we will hunt you down like a pack of wild wolves and make you regret ever crossing us. So come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Just remember, this server belongs to us, so give it back immediately… or face the consequences!

Slavjank Bros Minecraft SMP: It’s Not Over Yet

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure, chaos, and a little bit of mayhem? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on a journey through the land of Slavjank, where the pigs ride horses and the chickens wear diamond armor. Our community is filled with hilarious characters, from the mischievous Creeper King to the wise old Villager Shaman.

But that’s not all – we have epic events like the Great Potato War, where players battle it out for the title of Spud Champion. And don’t even get us started on the legendary quest for the Golden Carrot of Destiny.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Slavjank Bros and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even find yourself face to face with the elusive Ender Dragon wearing a top hat. It’s not over yet, bros!

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated wonders. Join now and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to legendary characters like Chasca, the Feather-Fletched Peace warrior who can shoot arrows with the precision of a thousand snipers. Ororon, the Elusive and Unfathomable Hues master who can turn the sky into a rainbow with a flick of his wrist. And let’s not forget Sucrose, the sugar-loving alchemist who can turn a pile of dirt into a mountain of gold!

And if you’re looking for some epic loot, we’ve got you covered! Our weapon banners feature bows that can shoot fireballs, swords that can slice through bedrock, and pickaxes that can mine diamonds with a single tap. It’s like Christmas morning every time you log in!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure, or a hidden village of friendly villagers who throw the best block parties in town. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today!

Gets a bunch of normies nuked… Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where normies beware! Join us if you want to witness the ultimate chaos and destruction as we nuke all the normies who dare to step foot on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples buried deep within the heart of our server. Will you be the lucky one to uncover its riches or will you fall victim to the traps set by the mischievous Endermen who guard it?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with nukes, llamas, and hidden treasures!

What is the IP for SSundee Minecraft Server?

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SSundee, whose real name is Ian Marcus Stapleton, is a popular YouTuber and gaming content creator known for his entertaining videos on games such as Fortnite, Minecraft, and Garry’s Mod. With over 16 million subscribers on his channel, SSundee has become a well-known figure in the online gaming community. He first gained popularity for his Minecraft Let’s Play series and has since expanded his content to include challenges, collaborations, and comedic skits. SSundee’s energetic personality and knack for engaging storytelling have helped him amass a large and dedicated fanbase.

StoryMine Lamp survival server Minecraft

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What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

a5.storymine.ru

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Animals Bred:	106	Endless Night Skies:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Towns Built:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6776	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	267
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	New Chunks Explored:	20040
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Potions Brewed:	86	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	22
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3507	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Void Gems Collected:	33
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dimension Hops:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Alien Abductions:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8767	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Void Armor Forged:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	158	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Crops Grown:	4719
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	102	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	16

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Void Gems Collected:	18
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3