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| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 8147 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | New Chunks Explored: | 753805 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
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