A Minecraft SMP PvP server with Arena, Custom Ranks and Kits for the best experience. It was made by two players that wanted some fun playing Minecraft mixed with some PVP and Vanilla playstyle.
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 26 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 24 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Picture this: a server where the admins are actually unicorns in disguise and the mobs are all secretly plotting against you. But don’t worry, because our community is full of friendly players who are always ready to lend a hand (or a diamond sword) when you need it.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, because you might just end up with a pet creeper named Steve).
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your gaming life. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the chickens bowing down to you in no time.
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Join us on this epic adventure where you and your squad will fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy. Who knew democracy could be so fun and explosive? Liberating planets, completing objectives, and working together to save the galaxy has never been more hilarious.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with outrageous stories and insane challenges that will keep you on your toes. From battling chemical agents to facing off against truth enforcers, you never know what crazy mission awaits you next.
So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs swords when you have crutches, right? Let’s dive into the madness together!
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most OP armor and weapons in the game. Will you be the one to find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server?
Oh, and did we mention that our Nether is actually a disco party where the Piglins bust out their best dance moves? Get ready to boogie down with the locals and show off your sick dance skills!
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you chainsaw your way to victory, hunt down a Diamond Chicken, and party it up in the Nether all in one place? Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life – join us now!
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Join us for the chance to witness epic battles between players riding on llamas armed with enchanted diamond swords. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with dancing pandas and disco balls.
But the real reason you should join our server? We have a player who keeps trying to build a functioning plane out of blocks and insists on flying it to India. Will she ever make it? Who knows, but it’s definitely worth sticking around to find out! So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other.
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 59 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Forget about the typical choices, we have Japanese fans speculating that the new Great III could be anyone from Kevin Mask to Terry the Kid or even Mantaro! Who knew Minecraft could be so full of mystery and intrigue?
Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly epic – join our server today and become a legend in your own right!
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through a post-apocalyptic world filled with mutated mobs, radioactive biomes, and the occasional zombie uprising. Will you be the hero that saves humanity, or will you just focus on building the biggest, baddest base in all the land?
Either way, you’re in for a crazy adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the end of the world… or at least have a good laugh trying!
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 22 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3145 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Join us and experience the chaos of a server where griefing is not only allowed, but encouraged! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to fill someone’s house with chickens? Be our guest! The possibilities are endless on our server.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League. That’s right, you can saddle up your very own Ender Dragon and race against other players for glory and prizes. Just watch out for the fireballs!
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and unleash your inner troll? Come join the fun and see why /b/ sucks today, but our server rocks!
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2821 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
But that’s not all, we also have a special “Post anything Chinese” event where players have to build the most outrageous Chinese-themed structures they can think of. From giant fortune cookies to a Great Wall made entirely of obsidian, the possibilities are endless!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary tale of a player who stumbled upon a hidden dim sum buffet deep in the mines. Rumor has it that if you can find it, you’ll be granted unlimited food for life!
So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the hilarity and chaos that awaits you!
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 40 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
