Married2Minecraft

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Are you tired of being judged for your love of puns? Do you want a place where your corny humor is not only accepted, but celebrated? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a world of laughter and puns galore. Build your own pun-tastic creations and share your dad jokes with fellow players. Our community is filled with pun enthusiasts who will appreciate your Honey comb jokes and more.

Don’t let anyone tell you that your jokes have no place in modern society. On our server, the cornier, the better! So come on in and show off your pun skills. Your wife may groan, but we’ll be laughing right along with you.

Join now and remember, you married this server, so you’re stuck with it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Divine Spears Created:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftyCash SMP: Spend Wisely!

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Are you tired of wasting your diamonds on useless items like enchanted books and golden apples? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to waste your money on something truly ridiculous! Join us and spend all your hard-earned emeralds on building a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig, or maybe invest in a diamond pickaxe with the power to summon a herd of exploding sheep! Trust us, your friends will be green with envy when they see the ridiculous things you can waste your money on in our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start wasting your money in style!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

HolidayNomzCraft

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Are you tired of boring old servers that serve up the same old holiday food year after year? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is serving up a feast of epic proportions! Picture this: a giant turkey made entirely out of diamond blocks, mashed potatoes that actually explode when you eat them, and a pumpkin pie that gives you super speed for 24 hours straight. Join our server and feast like never before! Who needs real holiday food when you can have virtual feasts that defy all logic and reason? Come join us and get ready to have your taste buds blown away!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

NasrallahsRevengeMC

Assassination, blast, Condemnation, Conflict, extremism, GLOBAL RESPONSE, Hamas, international relations, Israel, killing, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Nasrallah, NasrallahsRevengeMC, political tensions, RETALIATION, russia, security threats, terror chief, turkey, violence

Yo, dis server be lit like a firecracker in a TNT factory! We got players from Russia, Turkey, Hamas, and even aliens from Mars joining in on the fun. Why should you join? Well, let me tell ya a little story.

Once upon a time, a player named Nasrallah was the terror chief of the server. He was causing chaos and blowing up everyone’s builds with his creeper army. But fear not, brave warriors from all corners of the world banded together to take him down. And when they finally defeated him, the server erupted in celebration like a party in a pig pen.

So come join us and be a part of the madness. Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even make some new friends along the way. Who knows, you might even become the next terror chief of the server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Finerenone’s Heart Haven

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so, u know how u always wanted to live forever in minecraft? well dis server is like da fountain of youth but in block form. we got dis crazy mineralocorticoid thingy dat will make u live up to 3 years longer in da game. imagine all da diamonds u can mine in dat time! join now and become immortal in minecraft, cuz why not? #blocklife #immortality #minecraftmadness

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Emeralds Found:	1749	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SquatchCraft: where the trees fight back and the squatches run free!

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SquatchCraft Minecraft Server

Come and join our new and growing community! We are SquatchCraft, a group of chill gamers intent on growing our community. We are starting out with a survival server but are planning on adding more minigames, adding a creative server, modded server, and whatever else the community desires! Come join the Squatch family!

66.11.118.153:25540 version 1.21

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of server is SquatchCraft?	SquatchCraft is currently a survival server, but we plan on adding more game modes in the future.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
Can I suggest new features for the server?	Absolutely! We welcome feedback and suggestions from our community on how to improve the server.
How can I join the SquatchCraft server?	Simply enter the server IP address (66.11.118.153:25540) in your Minecraft client and start playing!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Greymane or Battleborn? Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you have to choose between being a boring old Greymane or a basic Battleborn? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be a majestic Unicorn-Riding Ninja Pirate with laser eyes and a pet dragon named Fluffy!

Join us for epic battles where you can ride into battle on a rainbow-colored llama while wielding a diamond sword that shoots out exploding cupcakes. Explore our custom-built world filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasure chests, and a magical forest where the trees are made of cotton candy.

But beware, there are rumors of a giant chicken boss that roams the land, laying explosive eggs and terrorizing unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this feathered fiend and claim the ultimate prize of a golden chicken nugget?

So why settle for the ordinary when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft server for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience! Greymane or Battleborn? Nah, we’re all about Unicorn-Riding Ninja Pirates here!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Emeralds Found:	5100
Crops Grown:	4352	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

I_Tried_To_Be_A_Normie Minecraft SMP

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> So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, living your best Minecraft life, when suddenly you stumble upon the most epic SMP you’ve ever seen. Like, we’re talking next level builds, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are as wild as they come.

> And get this – the only way to join is by following some secret celebrities on Instagram. Yeah, you heard me right. We’re talking A-listers, influencers, the whole shebang. But here’s the kicker – once you do, you’ll be granted access to a world of Minecraft madness like you’ve never seen before.

> But beware, my friend. This SMP is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that if you don’t post enough pics of your epic builds or share your craziest Minecraft stories, you’ll be permanently suspended from the server. And trust me, you do NOT want to mess with the admins on this one.

So, are you ready to dive headfirst into the insanity? Join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there. Just remember – don’t mess with Zuckerberg, or you might just find yourself permanently suspended from the fun.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

BlockyBoobOpinions

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we support self-expression and body positivity! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun.

On our server, you can build your dream world without any judgment. Just like how this player’s wife is considering a breast reduction, you can make any changes you want to your Minecraft creations. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken with a top hat? Go for it! We encourage you to do what makes you happy, just like this player supports their wife’s decision.

But be warned, our server is so accepting and supportive that it might make you question your own decisions. Just like how this player’s wife doubted her surgery because of her husband’s neutral response, you might find yourself second-guessing your building choices. But fear not, we’re here to remind you to follow your heart and build whatever makes you smile.

So come join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, you might just find the courage to make some pixelated changes of your own. Remember, it’s all about having fun and embracing your unique style. See you in the virtual world!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

HighSchoolGrad2MinecraftSMP

Are you tired of the real world and ready to escape to a land of blocky adventures? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans, epic builds, and unexpected alliances.

Picture this: you’re just a humble high school graduate looking for your next big adventure. You stumble upon our server and are immediately greeted by a talking llama who offers to show you around. Little did you know, this llama is actually a secret agent working for the infamous Ender Dragon, who is plotting to take over the server and needs your help to stop them.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who have a knack for causing chaos. One time, they stole all the diamonds from the local mine and built a giant statue of themselves in the town square. Who knows what they’ll do next?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you team up with a talking llama, thwart the plans of an evil dragon, and try to keep a group of rowdy villagers in check all in one day? It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Magic Items Found:	8648	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

ColorCraft – Because it’s not just black and white!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a gray sheep? Well, look no further because our server is the rainbow unicorn of Minecraft servers!

Join us and you’ll be able to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with diamond swords, and even have a pet creeper that tells hilarious jokes (just make sure not to laugh too hard or it might explode)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Colorful Caves, where each cave is themed after a different color. Explore the Red Ruby Cave, the Blueberry Blast Cave, and even the Glittery Gold Cave where you can mine for treasure that’s shinier than a disco ball!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your imagination run wilder than a pack of wild wolves on a sugar rush!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Towns Built:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Mines Excavated:	1716	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftyChina Minecraft Server

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LOL OMG dis server is like the China of Minecraft servers, except instead of fake news we got fake blocks! Join us for the most epic trolling experience of your life, where you can trick your friends into thinking they’re building with diamond blocks when really it’s just dirt painted blue! Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server and only communicate through interpretive dance. Trust me, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious server anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	682	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4905

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Hezblock Penetration: Nasrallah’s Demise

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like the Nasrallah of all servers, deep like Israel’s penetration of Hezbollah (whatever that means). we got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers twerkin’. u ain’t gonna find a server like this anywhere else, trust me. plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond mine, u unlock the power to control time and space. so come on, join us and let’s get weird together!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Star Shards Collected:	56	Alien Abductions:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
New Chunks Explored:	185386	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

RLFactions: The Lost Season where PVP is just a fancy way of saying ‘accidental teamkill’

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Server Name	RLFactions
Season	Season 1
Website	Discord Server

Overview:

RLFactions season 1 offers a heavily modded factions server experience, combining elements of RLCraft survival challenges with strategic faction-based gameplay. Players can immerse themselves in a competitive environment where survival, building, and strategizing are crucial for success.

FAQ:

Q: What mods are included in the server?

A: The server includes a variety of mods from RLCraft and other survival-focused mods to enhance gameplay.

Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

A: Yes, PvP is enabled to allow for faction warfare and competition among players.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: To join the server, you can connect using the server IP provided and join the Discord server for updates and announcements.

Q: Are there specific rules for gameplay on the server?

A: Yes, there are specific rules outlined on the Discord server to ensure fair gameplay and to maintain a positive community environment.

Q: Can I play solo on the server or do I need to join a faction?

A: While playing solo is possible, joining a faction is recommended to enhance gameplay and participate in faction warfare.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9821

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Israels Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because on our server, Israel has won! That’s right, we’ve created a world where the sheep are trained in combat, the pigs can fly, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug.

Join us for epic battles against giant matzah monsters, explore the mystical land of hummus caves, and even participate in the annual potato sack race where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the zombies do the thriller dance. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and magical potions that turn you into a chicken for 10 minutes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience a world where anything is possible, even Israel winning in Minecraft!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Farms Harvested:	265	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.