ColonCraft SMP – The Butt of all Adventures!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your colon cancer! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, crazy shenanigans, and more memes than you can shake a stick at.

We’ve got a community of players who are as wacky as they come, from a guy who builds giant toilets out of diamond blocks to a girl who tames creepers and rides them into battle. And let’s not forget about our resident llama whisperer who can summon an army of llamas with just a snap of her fingers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary treasure of the lost city of Fartopia, rumored to be guarded by a herd of farting cows. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim its riches? Or will you be too busy laughing your butt off at all the ridiculousness happening around you?

So come on down to our server and join in on the fun. Who knew curing colon cancer could be so entertaining?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Emeralds Found:	5075	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	64
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	191	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	2	Ores Mined:	5791
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	264

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	171	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Void Gems Collected:	38	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Crops Grown:	6443	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Dimension Hops:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	266
Falling into the Void:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Alien Abductions:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Crops Grown:	8161

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Crops Grown:	1764	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	226	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.