ColonCraft SMP – The Butt of all Adventures!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your colon cancer! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, crazy shenanigans, and more memes than you can shake a stick at.

We’ve got a community of players who are as wacky as they come, from a guy who builds giant toilets out of diamond blocks to a girl who tames creepers and rides them into battle. And let’s not forget about our resident llama whisperer who can summon an army of llamas with just a snap of her fingers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary treasure of the lost city of Fartopia, rumored to be guarded by a herd of farting cows. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim its riches? Or will you be too busy laughing your butt off at all the ridiculousness happening around you?

So come on down to our server and join in on the fun. Who knew curing colon cancer could be so entertaining?

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Austreuscraft

Survival

Server IP: austreuscraft.us

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Buildings Constructed:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PvPingMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

PvPingMC is a network of Minecraft servers that released in 2015. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers!

Our Current Servers: – FactionsPirate (Competitive) – Skyblock (Custom Enchants)

Join Today! – play.pvpingmc.net

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Kinevo Public Minecraft

Creative, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

At Kinevo where we welcome everyone to our community and our Minecraft section consists of three different worlds one for Creative, Disneyland and Vanilla survival all of which run 1.15.2.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Xp smp

Economy, Survival

Economy Survival Minecraft SMP | Version 1.8 – 1.20 Java+bedrock

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Boukeys McMMO

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Boukey’s McMMO – Active staff – no lag – 100% uptime – Economy system – Hosted in the Netherlands

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

The Armoury

Creative, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

On the Armoury Minecraft server, you can expect to have the ultimate Minecraft experience. An Armoury, in history, is a place for soldiers to get ready for the upcoming challenges life faces! We are a small group of friends who run a community server together inspired by the Hermitcraft series and the SMP genre. We want to ensure that anyone of all ages can play in safety with the support of our staff to help them through the challenges both Minecraft and life throws at them. In terms of location, the server is hosted in Western Europe with the main languages of the server being English / Dutch / French although we focus upon the ultimate survival experience we have other features listed below.

Come along! Come join our community! We are welcoming and will help you to meet long-lasting friends!

IP: playmc.thearmoury.com Website:https://www.thearmoury.net/ Discord:https://discord.gg/jhFtBpc

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Void Armor Forged:	16
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Mustardrealms

Casual, Multiplayer Survival, PvP

Server Information

Welcome to MustardRealms – Unleash Your Gaming Adventure!

Server Description:Embark on an extraordinary journey at MustardRealms, where we redefine the Minecraft multiplayer experience! With a vibrant community, exciting gameplay features, and dedicated staff, we offer a haven for adventurers seeking endless fun and limitless creativity.

Server Features:

Explore a vast and meticulously crafted world filled with breathtaking landscapes and captivating secrets.Engage in thrilling PvP battles or team up with friends to take over.Immerse yourself in a dynamic economy system, where trading and resource management are key to success.Unlock a wide range of custom cosmetic items, pets, mounts, and more to personalize your character and showcase your style.Join a friendly and supportive community, where players of all ages and backgrounds come together to share their passion for gaming.Enjoy regular updates and new content additions that keep the adventure fresh and enticing

Server IP: play.mustardrealms.netJoin us now and start your epic journey at MustardRealms!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Towns Built:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

The BDGCraft

Creative, KitPvP

Welcome to BDGCraft! BDGCraft is a 1.15.1 Minecraft Server Including many different modes, including: KitPvP Creative Survival Modded Survival Earth Survival

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Magic voxels

Custom Items, Custom Plugins, Custom Ranks, Economy, Friendly, No Grief, Pve Survival, Small

Magic Voxels is a Minecraft Survival Economy Server for Java edition players.

Who we are:

We are a small, friendly community, the core members have played together on various versions of our server for over a decade and we welcome new players. Magic Voxels is created out of love for the game, there are no donator ranks or perks here, we’re not about taking money off our players.

It is easy to join and just start playing because we stay true to the vanilla experience!

Why we are different:

We have a one of a kind set of gameplay enhancing plugins which are very similar to skyblock item gathering challenges which let you earn special scrolls, which can be exchanged for ranks and custom items.

You will not see our custom plugins on any other server, they were created by our owner who is a professional java developer for his day job, but our plugins do not get in the way of gameplay, there are no silly gimmicks here!

We know how to run a balanced server, we’ve been running our small, friendly community for over a decade.

So:

If you’re looking for;

A friendly Server which welcomes new players.The complete opposite of pay to win.No grief, no cheat environment.Survival economy.Challenging gameplay.

You’ve found it!

play.dbdmc.com

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SimAlley Sheepies

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

A server for fans of the SimAlley youtube channel! All new sheepies welcome!!! There are often very random things that happen and it’s a little bit wild. Always unexpected. It’s also not overly strict on rules. If you make life miserable for other people on the server, then yes. You will be kicked. . . . but things are usually pretty low key here. Not a lot of people on at once.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

AssassinPvP

KitPvP

IP : AssassinPvP.cbu.net:25593 Owner: CyprusAssassinGR Flypvp server

Ranks: Coal Iron Gold Diamond Emerald

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Miracle mc skyblock

Skyblock

MiracleMC Is a place Where You Can Play A Simple Or Harder Skyblock. We Have Island Challenges that Each Lead To The Other Although This Server Isnt Popular I would Greatly Appreciate It If You Gave Us A Chance.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

ChillMines

Mini Games, Prison

CHILLMINES

OP custom prison server. – Custom Enchants – Private Mines – Pets – Much more!

ChillMines is a fun non pay to win custom enchants prison server.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Breakdown Servers

Economy, Pixelmon

Welcome to Breakdown Servers.

We support the following mods on all of our servers!

Pixelmon CustomNPCs

Come join Breakdown Servers to have a time like no other! You won’t regret it!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Koolsurvival

Adventure, Chill, Discord, Friendly staff, Slimefun, Survival

This server is an extension to the KoolFreedom FreeOP Minecraft server.

This was the original server back in the day before it was a FreeOP server, this server was also at one point going to be a semi-anarchy server, but that never was going to work out because it would be chaos.

This is just your basic survival server, nothing too special. IF YOU DO BEAT THE ENDER DRAGON, SOMEONE WITH CREATIVE MODE WILL RE-SPAWN IT. Withers are enabled, all the fun stuff is there for everyone to enjoy.

The IP to the server is s.koolfreedom.eu.org

Enjoy your time, if you do join!!!!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!